Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Malagor the dank omen said:
I think Queen's Blade would do. It's literally "Bikini armor: the anime". Also Mazinger Z to a certain extent and when it comes to videogames, Nier and Drakengard are definetly something that would nail it.
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Personally i'm shocked thry haven't gonevafter nier, especially with automata being such a runaway hit.
 
Caddchef said:
Personally i'm shocked thry haven't gonevafter nier, especially with automata being such a runaway hit.
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Nah, don't expect them to look back to discover something great that was there all along. Plus, outdated PS3 game or something. And don't get me started on the dedication you need to unlock all endings and their ramblings about "Kaine is trans".
I would love if they decided to try out Drakengard, which has a genocidal main character that brutall murders child soldiers, a racist dragon, a baby eating elf and a female heroine who is only remembered for wanting to fuck her brother.
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
I think Queen's Blade would do. It's literally "Bikini armor: the anime". Also Mazinger Z to a certain extent and when it comes to videogames, Nier and Drakengard are definetly something that would nail it.
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They've already covered Nier a few times. Queen's Blade would annoy them a lot given how you can strip the fighters as well. I remember there being something on Queen's Blade before the Tumblr adult images purge and they deleted a bunch of stuff.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
They've already covered Nier a few times. Queen's Blade would annoy them a lot given how you can strip the fighters as well. I remember there being something on Queen's Blade before the Tumblr adult images purge and they deleted a bunch of stuff.
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Did they covered Akiba's Strip or is it too niche for them to stumble upon a game where you literally have to tear people's clothes off?
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
Did they covered Akiba's Strip or is it too niche for them to stumble upon a game where you literally have to tear people's clothes off?
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I don't remember what they talked about or attempted to do so sorry I can't help with that. As for stuff that would piss BABD off I'd go with the game I get my avatars from (Urban Rivals) where the Pussycats clan would annoy them the most.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
I don't remember what they talked about or attempted to do so sorry I can't help with that. As for stuff that would piss BABD off I'd go with the game I get my avatars from (Urban Rivals) where the Pussycats clan would annoy them the most.
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Yeah, it would definetly piss them off big time. Not only naked or skimpy clothing but also they don't align with them ideologically? Now that's double sin for ya.
Some other games that come to mind that might piss them off in regards to attire might be pretty obvious like Mighty Switch Force, Shantae, Bloodrayne or Skullgirls and others less obvious like Dragon Commander, Codevein or Ragnarok Online. And when it comes to Drakengard series, it's not that much about the attire but more about female characters being throwaways or mentally disturbed. Even if the males are not much different.
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
Some other games that come to mind that might piss them off in regards to attire might be pretty obvious like Mighty Switch Force, Shantae, Bloodrayne or Skullgirls and others less obvious like Dragon Commander, Codevein or Ragnarok Online. And when it comes to Drakengard series, it's not that much about the attire but more about female characters being throwaways or mentally disturbed. Even if the males are not much different.
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I remember they don't like the Shantae series and don't care that there are real life belly dancers who dress like the title character. Nor do they like Bloodrayne or Ragnarock Online.

Corn Flakes said:
Jesus Christ, Urban Rivals is still around?!
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Yep, it still is.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
I remember they don't like the Shantae series and don't care that there are real life belly dancers who dress like the title character.
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God forbid that having the character be in a belly dancer costume makes sense because she transforms by doing different belly dances. And from their talk about Shantae i'm quite sure they haven't talked about Mighty Switch Force, made by the same devs.

And by the way they hate Risky Boots they will most likely hate Capitain Syrup, Wario's sort of Princess Peach.
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Nor do they like Bloodrayne or Ragnarock Online.
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On Ragnarok i was hoping they picked on the Dancer or Thief jobs (since they have more skimpy models) rather than focusing only on the heavily armored crusaders. But they hating skirt armor (specially when it's stylish) is sad.
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
Nah, don't expect them to look back to discover something great that was there all along. Plus, outdated PS3 game or something. And don't get me started on the dedication you need to unlock all endings and their ramblings about "Kaine is trans".
I would love if they decided to try out Drakengard, which has a genocidal main character that brutall murders child soldiers, a racist dragon, a baby eating elf and a female heroine who is only remembered for wanting to fuck her brother.
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Don’t forget the pedophile priest. I would also love to see their reactions to Drakengard 3.
 
We finally got some outfit bitching. Time for my rebuttal...

  • The reason Angela dresses flamboyantly and gaudy is because she wants attention. Especially from her mom.
  • There are no sharp edges on her outfit so that mark can't be made. Ditto for thigh high boots and boobplate.
  • Where is there a bared belly?
  • The kingdom uses magic to keep themselves warm so an outfit like hers would be suited.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
  • There are no sharp edges on her outfit so that mark can't be made. Ditto for thigh high boots and boobplate.
  • Where is there a bared belly?
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I think at this point they consider those items "free squares". It's that, or they assume form-fitting fabric over the belly as "bare belly". Remember, form-fitting = naked!

Pretty sure the International Bingo Association (it's a thing!), would consider that cheating. But since when did those prudes ever follow their own rules?
 
Corn Flakes said:
I think at this point they consider those items "free squares". It's that, or they assume form-fitting fabric over the belly as "bare belly". Remember, form-fitting = naked!

Pretty sure the International Bingo Association (it's a thing!), would consider that cheating. But since when did those prudes ever follow their own rules?
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They really don't do they. Not all of Angela's advanced level outfits aren't that skimpy. They're usually at the same level as her original one.
 
Aside from their overzealous-ness and cringey behaviour, this is actually a lolcow group I sympathise with. Bikini armour is so passe these days, it's tacky and lacking in rhyme and reason.

99% of mobile gacha games would fail their extreme criteria, though. I wonder what they would think of the EVE Online combat suits.
 
Lonely Grave said:
Aside from their overzealous-ness and cringey behaviour, this is actually a lolcow group I sympathise with. Bikini armour is so passe these days, it's tacky and lacking in rhyme and reason.

99% of mobile gacha games would fail their extreme criteria, though. I wonder what they would think of the EVE Online combat suits.
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Given that the woman's armor is more rounded and less blocky, that might be their one nitpick. Otherwise, they'd probably like it.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
I actually do think there isn’t enough skimpy male outfits out there.

But then again, what to expect from a western woman amirite?
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It's too bad the good ladies at BABD have poor taste in what constitutes as good, skimpy male clothes.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
It's too bad the good ladies at BABD have poor taste in what constitutes as good, skimpy male clothes.
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