Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Thexenoclop said:
So yeah they back to complaining about anime this time redesigning a character from SAO http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/sword-art-online also this is part one so thats just great.
Honestly I really hoped the last time i would hear someone complaining about SAO was back when it was popular to hate it but ive been proven wrong before and I absolutely DREAD the day BARD finds out about ecchi because I forsee the salt and bitterness already
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SAO? You mean that shitty anime that takes place in a virtual reality? The one that's another take on "if you die in the video game you die for real" that comes up every few years? Where in-game deaths are depicted as explosions of glitter? The one where virtually all things of consequence happen in said reality, and thus the laws of physics and practicality don't apply? You mean to tell me that SAO is unrealistic? Say it ain't so!

Don't get me wrong, I have no love for SAO, but complaining about the lack of realism in a video game setting and standard video game practices where equipment gives stat boosts despite not looking like they could in real life is fucking dumb. Also gotta love how in their attempt to fix the thigh-high leg warmer look, it now looks like she's wearing assless chaps over some slightly longer and baggier shorts - which would only be practical if she were riding horseback, and even then it's debateable. And what the fuck's up with making one of the leg patches an open ammo pouch? That seems like a fast way to lose all you ammo, if we're going by their "this battle royale shooter has to 100% like a real war zone" shenanigans.

But hey, get to test out the Bingo cards:
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One Man Bland said:
SAO? You mean that shitty anime that takes place in a virtual reality? The one that's another take on "if you die in the video game you die for real" that comes up every few years? Where in-game deaths are depicted as explosions of glitter? The one where virtually all things of consequence happen in said reality, and thus the laws of physics and practicality don't apply? You mean to tell me that SAO is unrealistic? Say it ain't so!

Don't get me wrong, I have no love for SAO, but complaining about the lack of realism in a video game setting and standard video game practices where equipment gives stat boosts despite not looking like they could in real life is fucking dumb. Also gotta love how in their attempt to fix the thigh-high leg warmer look, it now looks like she's wearing assless chaps over some slightly longer and baggier shorts - which would only be practical if she were riding horseback, and even then it's debateable. And what the fuck's up with making one of the leg patches an open ammo pouch? That seems like a fast way to lose all you ammo, if we're going by their "this battle royale shooter has to 100% like a real war zone" shenanigans.

But hey, get to test out the Bingo cards:
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Needs a square for "Went to art school but can't draw".
 
Werid question but does anyone think we should send BARD a link to this thread you know to see how much of a bitchfit they would throw or is it just me
 
Thexenoclop said:
Werid question but does anyone think we should send BARD a link to this thread you know to see how much of a bitchfit they would throw or is it just me
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And iirc there's a rule about no "cow tipping", meaning it's best not to go tell them that we're laughing at them here.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Granted the characters aren't real, but there is such a thing as an outfit matching the personality of the character in question. Interestingly, this never applies to male characters.
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Doesn't help that BABD and their ilk are plagued with this logical ouroboros where they'll give token acknowledgement to women in real life wearing skimpy clothing, but with underlying subtext that those women either hate themselves or are too stupid to know better because no self respecting woman would ever willingly wear a skirt if they knew they were contributing to the patriarchy, and artists who decide to include such designs in their female characters are actually taking advantage of these poor oppressed women by depicting them in fiction. And god forbid the designer of the skimpy outfits is female, because obviously she was either pressured by a man or are inflicted with female hysteria internalized muh soggy knees so their opinions and decisions should be ignored as they don't speak for women. Ironically up-holding the agency of fictional women above real ones.

I think it's especially telling when you see how they talk about a franchise that has a variety of female characters with varying designs. They always tend to single out the one or two that are skimpy to go "OH THEY WERE DOING SO WELL BEFORE THEY DECIDED TO INCLUDE THESE WHORES" while pointedly ignoring the ones that conform to their criteria for a good design. It's like the epitome of "if I don't like it, then it's not allowed to exist."
 
So BARD is reposing to a comment that rightly states obvious when it comes to fiction, which is that fiction really DOESN'T have to follow real world rules or logic but rather it own internal logic and the rules it itself have made and the comment made some really good point in my opinion but BARD as per usual are acting like they know everything http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/commentary
 
Thexenoclop said:
So BARD is reposing to a comment that rightly states obvious when it comes to fiction, which is that fiction really DOESN'T have to follow real world rules or logic but rather it own internal logic and the rules it itself have made and the comment made some really good point in my opinion but BARD as per usual are acting like they know everything http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/commentary
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That comment, however, was also one big virtue signal and contained bad logic. The comment's main point wasn't that works don't have to follow real world rules and logic (though the fact that BABD have so little self awareness that they can agree with that statement while violating it in practice is hilarious to me), but that using real world arguments, like historical accuracy, to be "problematic" is invalid and always an excuse to be a bad person:

"If your fantasy world excludes people of color or those belonging to the LGBT+ community, if it’s grossly misogynistic and white cis-male centric, that’s because YOU made it that way. Stop blaming “historical accuracy” or “believability”. It’s not the genre; it’s YOU."

Essentially, this is the same bullshit argument I could see many of the same assholes at Resetera making about why Kingdom Come: Deliverance is "racist" for not including black people. And the stupidity continues:

"In the same vein, “that’s how this particular fantasy setting works” is just as bad excuse for gross in-story stuff as “that’s the way real world was once”. "

This is idiotic on its face. Besides the fact that there is an entire genre called "historical fantasy" which mixes fantasy with an actual historical setting and is predicated on being historically accurate, so what if a general fantasy setting wants to period accurate to the real world? This is nothing more than SJW bitching. The logical statement to make as a rebuttal for this idiocy is simple: "Yes a fantasy world doesn't have to be realistic, but there is nothing precluding a fantasy world from being so, or basing itself on a real life world setting or real life rules. Every author should be free to be as realistic or non-realistic as possible."
 
BABD shows an example of sexy male art. Personally, I'd like it more if the outfit was better designed (those puffed sleeves are a definite no). The thing is that men's bodies in general are different and you have to have that in mind when making sexy stuff. I think this is a better take on how to do lesser clothed men right.
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