Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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So appearntly their is a hashtag going around on twitter called "respectful redesigns" (shock of all shock majority are female characters ) and while its not really related to BARD I think it worth going through these

All of this guy's designs are hilarious.

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They really hate Winx Club.

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Especially the black one, since every redesign adds 60+ lbs.
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14 year old Usagi transforms from a frumpy japanese school girl into a 35 year old band leader. Excellent redesign, buddy.
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Do they still do that thing where they wrap every woman in loose fitting clothes that look like burqas with legs and post up shit like "This is a lot more realistic and would work better in a fight tbh". I remember one "redesign" for Wonder Woman had her looking like a high altitude test pilot from WW1.
 
So appearntly their is a hashtag going around on twitter called "respectful redesigns" (shock of all shock majority are female characters ) and while its not really related to BARD I think it worth going through these
The main difference is that they will also have fun with it by doing it with male characters as well. Along with the people who don't get what the heck Winx Club is supposed to be (stylish, glitzy and glamorous).
 
(Ok so this is a upload of a post I did before and im basically reposting it to make the other a lot more manageable and easier on the eyes)
http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/Jen-Harvester-of-Souls
I truly wonder what BARD hope to achieve by doing these because the dev wont listen to people unimportant and in the minority as you.
Also loves how this next one ends with the words it just sad http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumb...where-should-we-even-start-boobs-on-a-reptile
Hey ozzie and the other fool, sex sells because most people enjoy seeing eye pleasing and attractive things which is perfectly natural,you know what is sad people like you.

YOU who waste your time complaining about FICTIONAL armor in fantasy which again unless your going for a certain tone or setting doesn't matter most of the time
YOU who redesign said character or armor in the name "practicality" even though it will most likely contradict the character and as said above doesn't matter in most games
YOU who honest to god think the dev or creators will listen to you and take you seriously
YOU who complain endlessly about sexy and impractical female characters and ignore the males because it doesn't fit into what you are saying
SO WHAT if a creator makes a females of a race more acttractive humanoids while the males more animalistic or monstrous
SO WHAT if a games has scantily clad women and full armored men
DOES ANY of this actually effect the gameplay , the story, the characters and the word no? Then why does it matter to you
Basically im saying is BARD get off your of ivory tower and stick to games with design choices YOU like and piss off
 
Not sure if the result works, but here's a sample and the generator I used.

Dull colors, Baggy pants, High collars, No cleavage, Clunky shoes, Flat chests, Ignores series context, "Muh realism!", Big buff bodies, Same "Variety", Fat, Ugly faces, Hats that hide faces, Exactly like the male, No ornamentation, Caters to drab prudes, Redesigned by jealousy, Slut-shaming, Slutty male version, Fujoshi gaze, Self-insertion, Overdressed for climate, Actually limits mobility, No breast support

Free space: You're just pervs!
If you don't mind me being so bold, I made a few minor adjustments of my own here:
Dull Colors, Baggy Pants or Bloomers, High collars, Hijacks Actual Porn/Lewds to Sperg about "Muh empowerment", Scar Fetish, "Ironic" Yaoi Redesigns, Disfigured or Deformed Breasts, Outfit is Ironically Less Practical Than the Original, No Breast Support, Same (Ugly) Face Syndrome, Body Variety = Make Everyone Wider, Cosmetic Skins/Outfits R Srs Bsns,Eyebrow Sperging, Personal Preference Presented As Fact, No Makeup/Face Markings Ever, "Fixes" Anatomy/Pose By Making it Stiffer, REEEs About A Feature That Wasn't Actually Present on the Original, Over-dressed For Climate, No Cleavage Ever, Shrek Nose, Ignores/Removes Context, Doesn't Follow Their Own Design Rules, No Skirts/Dresses Ever, Shortens Hair, Ponchos, Slut-Shaming
 
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All of this guy's designs are hilarious.

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They really hate Winx Club.

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Especially the black one, since every redesign adds 60+ lbs.
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14 year old Usagi transforms from a frumpy japanese school girl into a 35 year old band leader. Excellent redesign, buddy.
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All of these sucked out the life from the characters minus the last one because it could be passed off as an old Japanese homage to that type of wear with Usagi in an actual Sailor Suit. It looks intentional unlike the other ones. (see Senbonzakura Hatsune Miku* I saw a panel with character designer of that outfit (not the one above) works and they mentioned they were inspired by that type of dress. It could be considered the case here, but this is just me giving the benefit of the doubt)

That being said what did they do to the Winx Club and Tinker Bell? They're fairies. They're supposed to be small and cute. These aren't mountain-climbers or martial artists, they use magic. If they've seen the shorts or shows, they really don't need to extra layer of protection. It's just unnecessary. I can debunk every redesign here.

Tinker bell looks tomboyish, while not bad, completely goes against the cutesy and mischievous nature that they originally tried to pull off with her. And even if they wanted to complain. All the fairies in her world dress like that. Bloom, while a normal girl, still isn't really that tomboyish. She has an interest in fashion, but not to a super insane point. The design originally given to her is balances that out well. In this one, it just screams "tomboy" and that's it. Did they really need to add multiple band-aids to tell us she's tough? No.

And lastly, I've seen this plenty of times with sites like Tumblr but why do they always make the floral girls bigger? It's kind of an odd trend I've been seeing so far; Flora not being any exception. Granted I'll give them credit that they didn't completely cover them up from head to toe and they kept the skin tone the same, but it's still a bit hard to see some of that original personality.

That's another problem with some of these redesigns. I admit they can be fun and I'm in no position to take that away from anyone, BUT why change it into something not a homage to the character, that transforms into something so unlike the original that it can't be called that anymore? Most of these people claim to like the original characters too.
 
They don't need the clicks. And it's pretty simple, really- troons are higher on the progressive stack than generic feminist Mrs. Grundys, so she needs to grovel for forgiveness lest she be ostracized for sassing her betters.
Every time the topic of Starfire comes up, it's probably best to remind them that this is how males of her species dress. The contrasting norms to human culture does get played for laughs.

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Something something, male bodies are there for projection and can't be sexualised, etc.

Also lol at them back pedalling on the bulge shit. I love it when the veil of progress slips.
 
Should also be noted that Harley Quinn’s redesigns in recent years have stemmed less from thinking she wasn’t sexy enough, and more because her original costume wasn’t translating well from Bruce Timm’s more cartoony style into the more naturalistic styles of comics, video games, and movies. There’s a reason codplayers almost never use Harley’s original costume, or if they do it’s usually heavily altered so they don’t look stupid or uncanny.

Granted I’m not a fan of most current Harley designs either as they’re usually often way off base and have gone so far from the clown motif her name doesn’t even make sense anymore, but I can get why the redesigns happened.
 
So yeah they back to complaining about anime this time redesigning a character from SAO http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/sword-art-online also this is part one so thats just great.
Honestly I really hoped the last time i would hear someone complaining about SAO was back when it was popular to hate it but ive been proven wrong before and I absolutely DREAD the day BARD finds out about ecchi because I forsee the salt and bitterness already
 
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