Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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That's probably one of the best designed armor I've seen in awhile. It looks pretty and functional enough that I could get behind this. Plus, this covers the character head to toe. What more could you ask for?

Oh wait...

But let me guess? The person looks conventionally attractive so it's bad now. Despite the fact it checks off on your bingo card, it still sucks because a bit of the chest is protruding. All that hard work is gone to waste because of a little bit of chest bump...really? That's the problem?

What are with these people and their "I"m not like other girls!!" attitude because this is eerily similar to that mentality.
 
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I think the people on the site are deleting my comments since I remember posting one yesterday praising the positive armor and defending the mostly white and grey color scheme because it enhanced the bridal aspects of the armor.
 
That's probably one of the best designed armor I've seen in awhile. It looks pretty and functional enough that I could get behind this. Plus, this covers the character head to toe. What more could you ask for?

Oh wait...

But let me guess? The person looks conventionally attractive so it's bad now. Despite the fact it checks off on your bingo card, it still sucks because a bit of the chest is protruding. All that hard work is gone to waste because of a little bit of chest bump...really? That's the problem?

What are with these people and their "I"m not like other girls!!" attitude because this is eerily similar to that mentality.

No helmet, cuirass wouldn't let her bend over properly, mitten gauntlets don't cover the fingers...

Being modest and being well designed armour aren't the same thing, otherwise a burqa would be considered armour. Obviously it's supposed to be ornamental, but not being able to bend over in that cuirass would be annoying anyway. A proper cuirass stops at the waist to allow that, rather than extending down to the hips like a lot of fantasy ones do. The lower torso could be protected by an armoured skirt, or fauld, extending from the bottom of the cuirass, which allowed movement.


15th century picture of knights with proper cuirasses and knee-length faulds:
Hattin_Estoire_d%27Eracles.jpg
 
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No helmet, cuirass wouldn't let her bend over properly, mitten gauntlets don't cover the fingers...

Being modest and being well designed armour aren't the same thing, otherwise a burqa would be considered armour. Obviously it's supposed to be ornamental, but not being able to bend over in that cuirass would be annoying anyway. A proper cuirass stops at the waist to allow that, rather than extending down to the hips like a lot of fantasy ones do. The lower torso could be protected by an armoured skirt, or fauld, extending from the bottom of the cuirass, which allowed movement.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DepJZDIjA1w
15th century picture of knights with proper cuirasses and knee-length faulds:
Hattin_Estoire_d%27Eracles.jpg
That realitic example could give a woman a bit of a figure. Uh oh.
 
This, Repair her Armor and Hawkeye initiative don't have a bad premise, showing that fanservice sometimes can be so over the top it becomes ridiculous. But their argumentation is so retarded and stupid.

Using estabilished works of fiction for spreading a message on how skimpy and revealing clothes promote misogyny/rape culture/objetification is worthy of some laughs, and the fact they're seriously engaged in spreading this like it's a fucking gospel only adds to the kek-o-meter.

They lost the game when they went on for the seriousness of the political statements - not only it constitutes a non-sequitur but also a strawman. Unless someone gives me actual proof explaining the relation between nerds seeing sexy anime chicks in revealing costumes and how this leads to cases of real people being sexually assaulted, let them be mocked and laughed at.
 
No helmet, cuirass wouldn't let her bend over properly, mitten gauntlets don't cover the fingers...

Being modest and being well designed armour aren't the same thing, otherwise a burqa would be considered armour. Obviously it's supposed to be ornamental, but not being able to bend over in that cuirass would be annoying anyway. A proper cuirass stops at the waist to allow that, rather than extending down to the hips like a lot of fantasy ones do. The lower torso could be protected by an armoured skirt, or fauld, extending from the bottom of the cuirass, which allowed movement.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DepJZDIjA1w
15th century picture of knights with proper cuirasses and knee-length faulds:
Hattin_Estoire_d%27Eracles.jpg

That's pretty interesting actually. I'll look more up about this later!

As for the outfit, I could see it being in a video game and I could extend my suspension of disbelief as it looks pretty okay, but the fact that the OP had a problem with the dress because it has a slight chest bump is so petty. In my opinion when it comes to fiction, there should be a balance of what is believable for armor. I would love to see more practical armor, but I understand you do need to extend your suspension a bit.

But somehow BBAD takes this concept and cranks it up to 11. You can't have any skin showing at all because a demographic that is not being catered to will somehow be offended? I can totally understand things being targeted towards kids not having inappropriate costumes. However, these people purposely remove the context to try to force their point. Or even worse, they look at 18+ stuff that is obviously geared towards men, and then shame them for it!

Just the other day for example, Huniepop got a notice that it was going to get removed off Steam for supposed, "sexual violence" against woman, when in actuality the game is a dating sim with sexual content already censored. To get the uncensored version you need to get a patch. But somehow this is bad for woman? A dating sim clearly geared towards single men?

That's my main issue with some of these people honestly, if this was kid stuff with inappropriate things in it, yeah, but most of these games are geared towards an older audience. I doubt people feel THAT insecure if a fictional character isn't 100% covered from head to toe. And if they do...that's not the character's fault. That's YOUR fault not the creator who's just making what they like.

But why do that when you complain and send death threats to creators to get what you want?
 
Just the other day for example, Huniepop got a notice that it was going to get removed off Steam for supposed, "sexual violence" against woman, when in actuality the game is a dating sim with sexual content already censored. To get the uncensored version you need to get a patch. But somehow this is bad for woman? A dating sim clearly geared towards single men?
Sexual violence against women? I've played that game and all the sex is a 100% consentual with none of the women being forced into anything.
 
Sexual violence against women? I've played that game and all the sex is a 100% consentual with none of the women being forced into anything.

Hell, THEY invite you to start the sexy times.

The issue here is that some people, like BBAD, just hate the idea of women being sexy, sexually aggressive, or in any situation where sex is part of the agenda, even if the woman is the party who wants it.
 

Real women are built like rhinos.

So I saw this and was a bit surprised at the redesign: http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumb.../magilou-and-the-case-of-book-skirt-the-first

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Not only do the short pantaloons look silly, but they also accentuate her shape. Giving her the illusion of dem hips and drawing that patriarchal male gaze right below the belt. At least the books give her a unique look. And as a mage she probably reads them. Maybe they contain her magic power or something since they are locked. The books might be a bit weird. But they do break up the color blocking nicely.

The only thing I can agree with here is recoloring the left shoe because t looks more consistent now. The light pink shoe only matches her left boob diamond. Meanwhile the right does not. It's strange looking.
 
At least the books give her a unique look. And as a mage she probably reads them. Maybe they contain her magic power or something since they are locked. The books might be a bit weird. But they do break up the color blocking nicely.

The books are one of the few hints as to her connection to a character in the previous game, who also always carried around a book.
 

Haha. No, really, just HAHAHAHA. They took everything that made the costume cool and made her look like Altair from the first Assassin's Creed.

Disliking bikini armor for whatever reason isn't a bad thing, but this is being paranoid. If she has the time and talent to keep going around making edits like that, BABD is nothing more but a mere echo chamber.

Have those dumbasses seen things like Taimanin Asagi yet? I can imagine the meltdown.
 
Haha. No, really, just HAHAHAHA. They took everything that made the costume cool and made her look like Altair from the first Assassin's Creed.

Disliking bikini armor for whatever reason isn't a bad thing, but this is being paranoid. If she has the time and talent to keep going around making edits like that, BABD is nothing more but a mere echo chamber.

Have those dumbasses seen things like Taimanin Asagi yet? I can imagine the meltdown.
I just noticed, even her chest looks flatter.
 
Haha. No, really, just HAHAHAHA. They took everything that made the costume cool and made her look like Altair from the first Assassin's Creed.

Disliking bikini armor for whatever reason isn't a bad thing, but this is being paranoid. If she has the time and talent to keep going around making edits like that, BABD is nothing more but a mere echo chamber.

Have those dumbasses seen things like Taimanin Asagi yet? I can imagine the meltdown.

You have NO IDEA how much I want to see them melt down over that series.

The salt we could get would be of such pure, high sodium quality one pinch could could give you a heart attack.

For those not aware, it's a hentai game series (that got made into some hentai anime adaptations) which checks off every trigger BABD has, takes it up to eleven, then takes it up to twelve just for the hell of it.
 
You have NO IDEA how much I want to see them melt down over that series.

The salt we could get would be of such pure, high sodium quality one pinch could could give you a heart attack.

For those not aware, it's a hentai game series (that got made into some hentai anime adaptations) which checks off every trigger BABD has, takes it up to eleven, then takes it up to twelve just for the hell of it.
Anyone want to be the one to send this to them since they pretty much cancel me out?
 
You have NO IDEA how much I want to see them melt down over that series.

The salt we could get would be of such pure, high sodium quality one pinch could could give you a heart attack.

For those not aware, it's a hentai game series (that got made into some hentai anime adaptations) which checks off every trigger BABD has, takes it up to eleven, then takes it up to twelve just for the hell of it.

I'd just say that anyone who's fond of a "hentai game series that got made into some hentai anime adaptations" has probably never seen a vagina that wasn't on a screen, and leave it there. Of course, they'd probably rant at much greater length.
 
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