Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Look if “step on me goth mommy” is your thing, I’m not here to judge you
Yeah. Right.
I'll admit the 'sexy walk' in Lost Ark is a bit much.
 
Wencenworks is about 30 years too late to complain about Witch Elves as they've been around in their current style for at least that long, still he was 25 years too late about his comments on the Escher from Necromunda so at least he's more consistant than the BABD bingo card.
 
I always wanted to make one of those rpg maker hentai games with a female warrior that just walks around bottomless with pasties or something as the extent of her armor and the plot is serious fantasy stuff with none of the other characters reacting to or acknowledging her nudity.

That would blow these weirdo's minds.
 
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Wencenworks dancing on Necromunda's grave is stupid because 40K properties famously don't translate to vidya well. About the most well-received was Dawn of War, and even that series has a few hated entries.
Hey, Space Marine was pretty good, even if just for the ability to Rip and Tear.
What plot? Wish-fulfilment about their high-school years? The ability to go to prom again?
 
Hey, Space Marine was pretty good, even if just for the ability to Rip and Tear.

What plot? Wish-fulfilment about their high-school years? The ability to go to prom again?
It would be a safe bet he also likes that crappy hatchet job known as 5th ed. Ravenloft. No femme fatales, no female damsels, or insanity or corruption checks and nobody is an outcast.
 
I always wanted to make one of those rpg maker hentai games with a female warrior that just walks around bottomless with pasties or something as the extent of her armor and the plot is serious fantasy stuff with none of the other characters reacting to or acknowledging her nudity.

That would blow these weirdo's minds.
I haven't encountered that specific one, but I did find one that was about the struggles of balancing an adventuring career and being a single mother, and another was about overthrowing the cruel and capricious demon king while also rejecting the capricious and short-sighted gods of the setting.

Both had raunchy, graphic sex scenes just all over the place.
 
Of course.
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But, what stands out to me is how every one of these images captures a spirit of fantasy adventure, that focuses on the adventure itself.
Because nothing says "spirit of fantasy adventure" like sitting in a wheelchair wearing a knockoff Harry Potter uniform. Or casually sitting around in a library chatting while randomly conjuring fire with one hand, with lit candles with no holders scattered about - including on top of books - as *sunlight* streams in the window. Or dancing at a random school ball.
 
Of course.

Because nothing says "spirit of fantasy adventure" like sitting in a wheelchair wearing a knockoff Harry Potter uniform. Or casually sitting around in a library chatting while randomly conjuring fire with one hand, with lit candles with no holders scattered about - including on top of books - as *sunlight* streams in the window. Or dancing at a random school ball.
I never did like the concept of Hogwarts. The robe uniform is stupid, the only qualification seems to be magical capacity, and there is no indication of any sort of mundane education, so anyone that graduates would be a moron who needs to wave around a dildo to do anything. When it comes to fantasy schools, I prefer places like UA, where prospective heroes explicitly receive a standard education alongside the Hero Exams, or Garreg Mach, which is a military officer's academy with both military and practical educations. On that note, both of those schools explicitly have entrance exams to show academic and physical capacity, which is a lot more than just having the potential to learn parlor tricks.
 
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