Business Big Tech Layoffs Megathread - Techbros... we got too cocky...

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Since my previous thread kinda-sorta turned into a soft megathread, and the tech layoffs will continue until morale improves, I think it's better to group them all together.

For those who want a QRD:


Just this week we've had these going on:

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But it's not just Big Tech, the vidya industry is also cleaning house bigly:

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All in all, rough seas ahead for the techbros.
 
Not really a surprise. Generation Zero was exactly "OK", but generally fell way short of both its premise and their believe that its somehow an immersive, interactive world style game. I didn't even realize Ravenbound was one of their games, but it was pretty shitty in its core design and failed as a result.

Frankly, they haven't really made much of anything good since mad max. Just Cause 3 was ok, but came out before mad max, and Just Cause 4 was barely even noticed, changed too little and came out too soon after 3. Rage 2 was just lmao, good effort but didn't pan out. The only ones I can't speak to are the call of the wild games, never played them or their competitors, nor have I seen anyone really play or talk about them.

Regardless, one cult classic 10 years ago is not enough to carry a whole group like this, even if its had me wanting to replay it recently.
I played Generation Zero and it starts off with an interesting premise, trips over its own feet once the Soviet killbots show up, winds up failing completely once the flying starfishes with plasma cannons appear in the skies ready to annihilate you, and then becomes a complete joke once you start figuring out exactly what FNIX is and last but not least you're forced to headdesk at the sheer ridiculousness of it managing to create invincible energy shields with 1980's tech.
 

One door closes, another one opens.

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My guy, this is the seccond time you've been fired from a job...? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
 
My guy, this is the seccond time you've been fired from a job...? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Kangmin generally seems like a massive clout chaser, imo:

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"This Japanese woman" as if it's a random person, and not Saori Araki, former J-pop artist and literally a model.
Down the thread, he simps hard, with the logic matching a soyjak getting excited over "woman, japan"
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I'm sure there's probably better examples, but I remember seeing people telling him that this isn't just a random woman, and he just ignored them all. Gotta keep pushing the western women bad narrative, or something.
 
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The future of you will own nothing and be happy accelerates.

Really doesnt seem like they have a plan, just retarded suits at Microsoft given carte blanche to spend tens of billions of dollars buying shit with no understanding of what theyre buying.
 
The future of you will own nothing and be happy accelerates.

Really doesnt seem like they have a plan, just retarded suits at Microsoft given carte blanche to spend tens of billions of dollars buying shit with no understanding of what theyre buying.
“But… but… but… Phil Spencer is a gamer just like us!”

Xbox Fanboy here bros and it’s fucking depressing. I have no idea how they are being so retarded.

I get Game Pass Ultimate pretty much free as two years membership was included on gaming laptop I bought.

I though the mass cancellation thing was just Gamers Rise Up nonsense and those nigger cattle would sign back up once they’d taken their cancellation screenshots for updoots but all my normies Xbox friends (the type of people who have decent jobs and go outside) are cancelling.

They’re ignoring cheaper members entirely and just news of the massive Ultimate price hike has fucked them off.

Game Pass bros, I don’t feel so good.
 
Microsoft are always two forward steps from dominating the industry. Unfortunately for them, those leading the way have cerebral palsy.
 
I have a feeling a lot of this ‘AI is replacing jobs’ talk is just cope to keep shareholders optimistic. I think these tech companies are cutting jobs without any actual intention to replace them with AI: a lot of jobs getting cut simply were not productive at all.
It is a way to start cutting diverse “talent” in a way that tries to be objective. Lots of #GirlsWhoCode now have #OpenToWork on their LinkedIn profiles. Or some that were software engineers and project managers are now in administrative roles where they fucking belonged in the first place. Lots of jeets getting hired but lots of diversity getting axed. Most of these #Girlbosses are screwed because the only coding they could do was from a ChatGPT prompt. Imagine going to school for 4-5 fucking years and not knowing a thing about what you have a degree in, despite graduating summa cum laude and joining all kinds of muh vagina extracurriculars. Must suck to suck!

It was inevitable. I shared here that some senior managers acted like they had PTSD from the couple years where workers, especially in tech, had some leverage and would bounce from job to job, getting 20-30% raises each hop they made. I told the ones I knew doing that shit that they should save because these companies will put them first on the chopping block when it comes to layoffs and many of them now haven’t found shit in months, sometimes years, because their last job pays 2-3x more than what these jobs pay for now. Many refuse to apply to those lower paying jobs even as they complain about running low on savings.
 
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Internal documents have revealed how a cashflow crisis caused the collapse of the external company which created the animation for Marvel Studios’ Eyes of Wakanda streaming show which was released last month.
Eyes of Wakanda is a spinoff of Marvel’s 2018 blockbuster live action movie Black Panther which introduced the Dora Milaje, an all-female special forces team from the fictional African nation of Wakanda. The movie grossed a staggering $1.3 billion and made history at the 91st Academy Awards by becoming the first superhero film ever nominated for Best Picture.
Despite the untimely passing of Chadwick Boseman, who played the eponymous hero, Black Panther spawned a sequel, Wakanda Forever, which hauled in an impressive $859.2 million at the box office despite being released at the height of the pandemic in 2022. The success of the series has been largely attributed to the talent of director Ryan Coogler and Marvel has made the most of it.
In the wake of the movies, Coogler developed Eyes of Wakanda, a four-part animated show which follows Wakandan warriors as they travel the world throughout history to retrieve dangerous but valuable artefacts. The story focuses on Noni, a disgraced former Dora Milaje member who is voiced by Winnie Harlow and goes on a special mission to Minoan Crete in 1260 BC.
The show was a hit with critics and has an average score of 92% on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes. Audiences weren’t so generous awarding it 52% though this didn’t stop the show from rising to the top of the Disney+ charts after only a few days. However, it didn’t come soon enough to save the company which created its distinctive animation.
This glittering track record didn’t stop the curtain coming down on the company. The one-two punch of the pandemic followed by the Hollywood strikes sent it reeling whilst soaring inflation pummelled its profits. However, its demise was ultimately driven by the way the industry works.
Internal documents reveal that "the industry experienced a downturn in production commissions post-pandemic, particularly in the video gaming sector which comprised the majority of the company’s client base. The company was also impacted by the US writer strikes which took place from May to September 2023, and the related actor strike which ran until November 2023. These significantly pushed out production schedules. Allied to this, significant cost price inflation, particularly in respect of employee costs, further eroded margins and overall profitability.
"The company's workflow was such that only a small number of projects were active at one time and, due to their relatively large individual size, this could produce cashflow pressures until large completion payments were received or in the event significant gaps arose between commissions.
"Whilst the directors considered there to be a strong pipeline of work, with a significant project due to commence in early 2025, delays in the commencement of projects began to emerge. This resulted in the company experiencing cashflow difficulties, as initial payments – which would normally be received from customers at the commencement of projects – were consequently deferred." It cast a dark spell on its finances.
Whilst historically profitable and cash generative, financial statements for the studio’s parent company Axis Productions show that it made a consolidated loss of $1.1 million (£839,000) on $32.6 million (£25.7 million) of revenue in the year to November 30, 2023. Crucially, it had cash reserves of just $380,000 (£300,000) showing how little leeway it had if the situation worsened. That is precisely what happened.
The documents state that "the company was unable to meet its payroll obligations in June 2024 and also had to defer payments to freelance contractors." They add that “in light of the Company’s ongoing cashflow difficulties its directors had been taking external professional advice for some months. As matters continued to deteriorate it was subsequently deemed appropriate for an insolvency practitioner to be consulted in late June 2024.”
The following month the company collapsed into administration – the British equivalent of Chapter 11 bankruptcy. It was put into the hands of administrators Interpath Advisory and their assessment was bleak. Given the lack of significant ongoing work, the high level of ongoing operational costs, the arrears in employee wages – which were up to six weeks by then – and a lack of available funding, Interpath concluded that the company could not continue to trade.
Presumably the work on Eyes of Wakanda was already complete as the closure didn’t affect the show or Disney as it didn’t have any investment in Axis. The vast majority of its 151 employees were made redundant and only four members of staff were retained to assist with the closure of the company. Even they have since been made redundant.
One of the workers was Arianna Querin a 3D environment artist who worked on Eyes of Wakanda. She recently posted some of her work on the show online along with the comment that she is “incredibly proud to share some of my work I did for 'Eyes of Wakanda', a TV show produced by Marvel. This project holds special meaning for me – not only because creatively I had lots of fun, but also because it was one of the final shows developed at Axis Studios before it closed its doors.”
Querin has since got freelance work with Blur Studio, the renowned VFX house which worked on Deadpool, Avengers: Age of Ultron and Sonic the Hedgehog. Others have not been so lucky.
Internal filings show that one of the largest payments Interpath has been able to secure since Axis collapsed is $44,217 (£32,994) from Sony’s Guerilla Games division. The filings add that this "was payable in respect of the provision of certain files which were created pursuant to a contract undertaken by the company prior to its insolvency." The payment is a drop in the ocean.
The documents reveal that Barclays Bank is owed $980,000 (£732,000) for the company's overdraft, Britain's tax authority is due $2 million (£1.5 million) and the employees have been left $608,000 (£454,000) out of pocket. Interpath says it does "not anticipate that any return will become available to any class of creditor" so this sorry situation is set to stay that way.
 
It is a way to start cutting diverse “talent” in a way that tries to be objective. Lots of #GirlsWhoCode now have #OpenToWork on their LinkedIn profiles. Or some that were software engineers and project managers are now in administrative roles where they fucking belonged in the first place. Lots of jeets getting hired but lots of diversity getting axed. Most of these #Girlbosses are screwed because the only coding they could do was from a ChatGPT prompt. Imagine going to school for 4-5 fucking years and not knowing a thing about what you have a degree in, despite graduating summa cum laude and joining all kinds of muh vagina extracurriculars. Must suck to suck!
Imagine going to school for 4 years, putting up with sexism and other hardships to get a degree in a field you loved, only to have a bunch of talentless feminists barge in and co-opt all the struggles you've quietly dealt with for years, demand to be hired while changing everything, reduce your accomplishments to a gender marker, and then pat themselves on the back for being your champion.
It's why I hate people like Brianna Wu so much. Has there always been sexism in tech? Yes, along with every other industry. Every industry also has assholes, racists, etc. Everyone has to put up with bullshit at work. But I guess tech was an easier high-paying target than, say, mining, saturation diving, or lineman.
 

MS could solve all their problems by pivoting to handheld only and put out a dedicated handheld that is a spiritual successor to the 3DS and costs under $200. Nintendo left a huge hole in the marketplace by going all in on the switch as their sole console and MS could easily fill that void, especially with the Switch 2 being $450 and has no dedicatee portable only version out there just yet.
 
It's why I hate people like Brianna Wu so much. Has there always been sexism in tech? Yes, along with every other industry. Every industry also has assholes, racists, etc. Everyone has to put up with bullshit at work. But I guess tech was an easier high-paying target than, say, mining, saturation diving, or lineman.
He's a man soo.... Yeah
 
Swap in Brianna Wu's name for any of the goddamn feminist code of conduct dipshits. And its legit.
He's a man soo.... Yeah
Its also not a coincidence a lot of the famous "women" in tech right now are the fucking troons.

Most of them are worthless too. The handful of real women doing real work in tech can't say shit about it and we've just suffered for years over it
Also the jeets are 1000x more sexist than anyone else so

Down with dei
Down with h1b
Total jeet deportation
Fuck outsourcing (dunno how. Probably just total jeet CEO death)
And fucking let us do our goddamn jobs.

Bring back the merit rug bitches I am over this shit
 
He's a man soo.... Yeah
That makes it especially egregious. As part of his "woe is me, I should never have come out" gripe, he claims he just wanted to live his life and not be known just for being trans. Except he was not just living his life, he was acting as an authority on women in tech when he had never been one.

I'm fine with outsourcing. Keep them there, pay them peanuts, and let them backstab each other until management realizes they're not worth it. Happens every time, and is the reason why Kitboga and Perogi will always have work. When they come here along with their families, they blame all the failures on the citizens and promote each other into leadership positions until they end up as CEOs or lawmakers.
 
So uh, this happened back in July.

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Considering what happened last monday, it really gets the noggin joggin'.
And it is happening again:

Amazon to Lay Off Tens of Thousands of Corporate Workers

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Amazon.com plans to lay off as many as 30,000 starting as early as Tuesday, according to people familiar with the matter, the latest cost-cutting move for the tech giant that is seeking to slim down and conserve cash.

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Thousands of corporate pink slips are expected to go out Tuesday, cutting across the organization [omitted list for brevity but it looks like across-the-board cuts for white collar Amazon workers]

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The latest round of job cuts would be the largest since 2022, when Amazon eliminated around 27,000 roles. That layoff occurred in waves.

The company views the cuts in part as an effort to correct an aggressive hiring period during the pandemic

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Amazon CEO Jassy has sought to find ways for the company to do more with less.

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“As we roll out more Generative AI and agents, it should change the way our work is done,” he said at the time. “It’s hard to know exactly where this nets out over time, but in the next few years, we expect that this will reduce our total corporate workforce.”
No matter how you slice it Amazon comes out looking bad - either it was so inept that it overhired by about 57,000 people and took years to realize the problem or the layoffs will continue until productivity improves, all with a dollop of wishful thinking about AI. 'Conserve cash' seems pretextual for a company this big.

ETA: Quote about AI and accompanying snark.
 
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When HR starts getting laid off there will be no other place for them to go and there will be more violence because of it.
 
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