Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

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We should have known when he mentioned Jim having Jake Gylenhaal's farmer muscles and Master Milo joining in - the raging bog hog imagining his two internet daddies spit roasting him.

He would have hollered but his throat is clogged.

I bet he imagines Heath Ledger's ghost watches over them.
 
Wow, a nothing burger. I wanted to believe. But since Ralph would use this as definitive proof against anyone he hated:
Holy shit, Ralph is literally a confirmed homosexual! We now know why he toted that dildo around.
5 Star Gays!
 
"Discovering irrefutable proof that Ralph is gay" would have been a much bolder choice for Josh's prediction stream. None the less, I'm glad we live in this timeline.
 
Maybe a nothing burger but for your consideration.

Ralph's latest cope tweet about how it's nawt truuu, right?
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Well I went to check the comments left on this supposed ex boyfriend of "her's" obituary, because Ralph's the type of scumbag to hold a grudge and shit on a dead person.

www.floydmortuary.com

Obituary for Patrick K. Easler | The J.F. Floyd Mortuary

Share memories & support the family
www.floydmortuary.com www.floydmortuary.com

And what's this? This was not in fact a straight man?
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Hm 🤔
Someone was jilted enough to come back 10 years after death and drop the hot goss on infidelity in a gay relationship?

Edit:
Disretard. I goofed and confirmed Ralph's narrative. That comment was in reply to the ex girlfriend in question.
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Damn. That completely undoes the rest of Ralph's giant fuck up yesterday.
Less makey threads, more takey beds 😴
 
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Waffle Stompin' Waffen said:
Maybe a nothing burger but for your consideration.

Ralph's latest cope tweet about how it's nawt truuu, right?
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Well I went to check the comments left on this supposed ex boyfriend of "her's" obituary, because Ralph's the type of scumbag to hold a grudge and shit on a dead person.

www.floydmortuary.com

Obituary for Patrick K. Easler | The J.F. Floyd Mortuary

Share memories & support the family
www.floydmortuary.com www.floydmortuary.com

And what's this? This was not in fact a straight man?
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Hm 🤔
Someone was jilted enough to come back 10 years after death and drop the hot goss on infidelity in a gay relationship?

Edit:
Disretard. I goofed and confirmed Ralph's narrative. That comment was in reply to the ex girlfriend in question.
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Damn. That completely undoes the rest of Ralph's giant fuck up yesterday.
Less makey threads, more takey beds 😴
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No it doesn't, for one we don't even know if this guy is related to Ethan or the girl and he just found a post that said a guy named Ethan cheated with her and "cheated on with" can mean cheated on him by stealing Ethan

Edit also he said messages why not show more then? Tons of holes in his stories, also why save just the text and not an archive? Also if he's the one who's not in the relationship and they're both openly laughing at him about why the secrecy or outrage?

His story makes no sense, I mean more keylogged messages, a random obituary proves nothing and it's the single dumbest thing to link and try to disprove it
 
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Between Woes, PPP, and Ralph, the Sektur may be the fattest gay rights movement around.
 
Now I get why he went for Meigh, her manly looks must have really appealed to him
 
Waffle Stompin' Waffen said:
Maybe a nothing burger but for your consideration.

Ralph's latest cope tweet about how it's nawt truuu, right?
View attachment 4527845
Well I went to check the comments left on this supposed ex boyfriend of "her's" obituary, because Ralph's the type of scumbag to hold a grudge and shit on a dead person.

www.floydmortuary.com

Obituary for Patrick K. Easler | The J.F. Floyd Mortuary

Share memories & support the family
www.floydmortuary.com www.floydmortuary.com

And what's this? This was not in fact a straight man?
View attachment 4527853

Hm 🤔
Someone was jilted enough to come back 10 years after death and drop the hot goss on infidelity in a gay relationship?

Edit:
Disretard. I goofed and confirmed Ralph's narrative. That comment was in reply to the ex girlfriend in question.
View attachment 4527898
Damn. That completely undoes the rest of Ralph's giant fuck up yesterday.
Less makey threads, more takey beds 😴
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This seems to add up. Ralph's not gay, he just made some guy kill himself by fucking his girlfriend. Then he planned on blackmailing the woman, probably by telling her that she's responsible for killing him. Pretty on brand for the Ralphamale actually
 
I think that Ethan is being truthful when he says that he saved that email from an ex girlfriend or whatever.

That, however, does not discount the fact that there is a mountain of evidence that he is a homosexual. Just because he hasn't had a "gotcha" moment about it doesn't mean his ass pipe hasn't been penetrated by a slim jim.
 
Sloppy Party Bottom said:
I think that Ethan is being truthful when he says that he saved that email from an ex girlfriend or whatever.

That, however, does not discount the fact that there is a mountain of evidence that he is a homosexual. Just because he hasn't had a "gotcha" moment about it doesn't mean his ass pipe hasn't been penetrated by a slim jim.
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his story doesnt make sense whatsoever tough, the obituary comment stompin pointed out suggests it was an open affair they bullied the guy over, ethan's affair was supposedly secret according to his keylogger story. that and why save it in the one format that offers absolutely no proof that it was her that said it? not even a screencap, just text you allege is from her
 
Goddamn, it’s like I wake up each day this year and Ralph has somehow outdone himself yet again. What a retard.
 
Maybe the past couple years have just been Ralph finally giving in to his homosexual humiliation fetish a la Nikocado.
 
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