Best way to break a buck?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I recently acquired an old sugar plantation in the Caribbean as well as some field equipment from some Saudis. What’s the best way to break a buck to ensure he will continue working hard in the fields? What techniques have Southerners perfected that are hitherto unknown amongst yanks?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Make them read

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Make them read

I forced them to fill out job applications even though they had no choice in the matter.

 

[Jimboree]

If slaves are caught slackin they are sent to the Highlander 2 room. Guaranteed 100% productivity after a week or two.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If slaves are caught slackin they are sent to the Highlander 2 room. Guaranteed 100% productivity after a week or two.

You are a monster. I’ll keep this in mind. I will use it sparingly.

 

[Pimpleking55]

If you got a very big buck to break use method below, results guaranteed.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If you got a very big buck to break use method below, results guaranteed.
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That’s much more humane than forcing them to watch Highlander 2. Thanks for the tip.

 

[Blasterisk]

4 quarters, or optimally 2 half-dollars.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

4 quarters, or optimally 2 half-dollars.

100 pennies is more fun though

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Make meth in Albuquerque to pay for your medical bills.

What, all this talk and no Breaking Bad jokes? I am disappointed in you all.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

4 quarters, or optimally 2 half-dollars.

Dammit! That was my joke. I don't know... kneel on their neck.

 

[Blamo]

Install tracking devices into them so the Baby Mommas will always find them.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Make them watch Zardoz.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Make meth in Albuquerque to pay for your medical bills.

What, all this talk and no Breaking Bad jokes? I am disappointed in you all.

That’s how I got started and before I knew it I had a plantation in the Caribbean and struck a deal with a bunch of arabs in order to acquire some farm and domestic equipment. I’m living the American dream.

 

[Drain Todger]

I'm old-fashioned. I use the Noriega Playlist to break my bucks in.

 

[the clap]

We gon learn swimmin today, buck!