Best topping on bagel?

[sniggered]

mine is butter

 

[Mediocre]

Bagels are lame.

 

[McMitch]

Cream cheese, MSG, and rice seasoning.

 

[Pee Cola]

Bacon

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Plain cream cheese you fucking heathens. Toast the bagel to a golden brown, give it a thick coat of cream cheese on both halves, put it back together and enjoy.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Combine one can salmon (drained), with mayo, minced onion and pickles (pickled peppers), and S&P to taste.

Shmear that on mine.

 

[Gekks]

You see this?

This is the good shit right here.

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

Cream cheese and salmon with dill

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

lox, tomato, onion. Extremely heeby, but good

 

[Medulseur]

Cream cheese and either ham, turkey, chicken, or sardines.

 

[Vingle]

I have never eaten a bagel in my life.

 

[Pukebucket]

Depends on what you're in the mood for.
Sweet and spicy - Apricot/jalapeño jam. Good luck finding it anywhere that isn't homemade though.
Savory and salty - Herb and garlic cream cheese with thinly sliced gypsy sausage on top. Brush your teeth or eat breath mints if you're going to be around people afterward.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Homemade pear preserves
Also this:

 

[Epic Fail Man]

shit and cum

 

[Tism the Return]

Powdered sugar.

 

[R00T]

I like doing cottage cheese sometimes and if I want to keep it a little more weight conscious greek yogurt is way healthier than cream cheese.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Cream cheese, butter, salmon and tomatoes are how you top a bagel. If you should ask for flavors everything or garlic bagels are the best. Yes it needs to be savory not sweet.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Brunch: Cream cheese, lox, red onions, capers.

Afternoon: half a pound of smoked meat from Schwartz's deli.


But the deeper questions is, do you buy them from St-Viateur or Fairmount Bagel?

 

[Getwhatyou]

Plain cream cheese you fucking heathens. Toast the bagel to a golden brown, give it a thick coat of cream cheese on both halves, put it back together and enjoy.

Here is a tip. Spray a tiny bit of water on back side while its toasting. Makes a world of difference

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What about pizza bagels?