Best monster flavor?

[Blouie]

I pretty much just drink the green and mango ones so I guess they're the best.

But what do YOU think is the best flavor of toxic juice?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

pickled onion

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I like the rehab ones the best. Peach tea, lemonade tea, raspberry tea. The juice ones are pretty good too. Regular Monster is gross. White Monster is the worst. The ginger ale one they had for a while was kind of funky tasting. The Monster coffee is pretty okay too if I'm in the mood for that sort of thing.

 

[Dialtone]

I go for the zero ultra because sugar lmao, out of those I think the Fiesta and Sunrise are the best.

 

[The Real Me]

 

[teeth fairy]

pacific punch

 

[Sperghetti]

I like the rehab ones the best. Peach tea, lemonade tea, raspberry tea. The juice ones are pretty good too. Regular Monster is gross. White Monster is the worst. The ginger ale one they had for a while was kind of funky tasting. The Monster coffee is pretty okay too if I'm in the mood for that sort of thing.

I swear there used to be an orange tea flavor of Rehab that was pretty good.

I also like the Irish Blend iced coffee. I wish that was a more common iced coffee flavor.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

The blue, green, purple and pacific punch, rest can fuck off

 

[Absolutego]

It's always gonna be dat Zero Ultra, friendo

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Java Swiss Chocolate is the only right answer, and I will die on this hill.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Nuclear horse piss

 

[Moths]

mango indisputably the best

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Dunno.. I guess harpies could be somewhat tasty as a kind of poultry.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Most people will say Count Chocula, but I always preferred Frankenberry.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

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It's always gonna be dat Zero Ultra, friendo

Ultra Zero aftertaste always tastes like an ashtray to me. At least their energy teas (the 100 joule ones) don't taste completely unnatural. I also wish they would bring back the banana-flavored protein shakes.

 

[Catler]

None of it. Monster is what you buy when there's no redbull or rockstar.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

The Rehab Watermelon/Orange or the Reserve Pineapple/Dreamsicle.

Regular Green used to be the shiznit, but they changed rhe formula

 

[A-Stump]

I once took a giant swig of the Rehab tea and got a giant clump of mold in my mouth and threw up all over my shoes

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

I haven't had an energy drink in forever and even back then I only had one very rarely. AFAIK I've had the normal one and the white can. But really, I'm not interested in having kidney stones or my bones rot away.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

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