Best Internet Grift? - Morally bankrupt individual looking for a new racket

[Tims]

Recently I have been taking some time to reflect on some things in my life. For example my lack of funds, but when I look online alot of people seem to be making ludicrous amounts of money fleecing retards online.

From here I think to myself I also have no morals and would happily empty the wallets of room temperature IQ Brainlets. So my question is this: what would the ideal grift / racket be?

 

[Retink]

Socialism, and any offshoot of it. Think about it, it hits all of the perfect notes, you get to scare the people as you can tell them they're being exploited by evil capitalists and that the pacifist is exposing them to danger by not taking action against their oppressors, then you provide them with a solution to all of their problems and desires if they only follow you, with the best part being the solution is incredibly easy as all they have to do is follow you without doing any actual work while still feeling like they're doing something world changing, and finally the cherry on top, if they really want to be successful in achieving their dreams it's best if they each recruit two friends to the cause in following you.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Would this work if say for example I had man titties & wore a wig?

Works for Finnster

 

[Ed Special]

figure out how to implement this in Arma III or some shit

 

[A Gay Retard]

Catfish men on craigslist or Facebook or tinder or whatever. threaten to send their nudes to family and employers unless they transfer you GameStop gift cards.