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- Dec 19, 2014
I'm not sure if this guy has been linked to before but he's been mentioned many times on the Bad Sonic Art twitter account. He goes under the username Bearvalley3365 on Fanficiton.net (ew) and repeatedly asks people in the comment section to use his original characters, a pair of gorillas Noah Raymond Thompson and Spencer Timothy Metzner.
Here's a perfect example...
This story is really good so far, keep up the good work. BTW here:'s the information about Noah Raymond Thompson & Spencer Timothy Metzner, & just a heads up they are brothers.
Noah Raymond Thompson is a purple & gold colored 22 year old male panda bear. He's 6'8 1045 pounds of pure muscles, has silver eyes, a eye patch over his left eye, gold shoes, earrings, chains, a gold cross necklace around his neck, has 14 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, & he wears a Diet Coke t-shirt, a black leather jacket, & a gray suit ( for parties only).
Abilities: plays piano, can spell California backwards, mega speed, mega strength, plays double dutch, & can play checkers
Dislikes: cussing & swearing, porn, jeans, bathing suits, same sex marriage, smokers, smoke alarms, being called gay & other nasty names, & thunderstorms
Likes: his gold mega quadrupled horse powered motorcycle, his girlfriend Stacy Becks Hedgehog, his brother Spencer Timothy Metzner, drama, kids, & adventures
Personality: sly, cunning, sneaky, but not a thief, kind, gentle, caring, honest, ultra mega polite, sometimes a bonehead, & helpful
Spencer Timothy Metzner is a gray, blue, red, silver, & gold colored 22 year old male gorilla. He's 7'5 1300 pounds of pure muscles, walks on his own 2 feet not on his knuckles, has blue eyes, a eye patch over his left eye, a spiked collar, silver & gold shoes, earrings, chains, a silver & gold cross necklace around his neck, 16 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, wears a XXXXXL Dr. Pepper t-shirt, 16 silver & gold bracelets with spikes around both his left & right arms & wrists, a gold leather jacket, & a tuxedo ( for parties only).
Abilities: ultra mega speed, ultra mega strength, can spell Mississippi backwards, the all- time world & record holder champion for wrestling, body slamming, arm wrestling, & chili dog eating, can eat 2000 Oreos in ten minutes, dunk a basketball forwards & backwards, & can sing operas in French, Spanish, Japanese, & Russian.
https://www.fanfiction.net/r/9597788/
He spams similar comments all over random people's stories (though his character profiles change in details) and apparently does this A LOT. He also has used other usernames to promote his two characters.
Here's a perfect example...
This story is really good so far, keep up the good work. BTW here:'s the information about Noah Raymond Thompson & Spencer Timothy Metzner, & just a heads up they are brothers.
Noah Raymond Thompson is a purple & gold colored 22 year old male panda bear. He's 6'8 1045 pounds of pure muscles, has silver eyes, a eye patch over his left eye, gold shoes, earrings, chains, a gold cross necklace around his neck, has 14 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, & he wears a Diet Coke t-shirt, a black leather jacket, & a gray suit ( for parties only).
Abilities: plays piano, can spell California backwards, mega speed, mega strength, plays double dutch, & can play checkers
Dislikes: cussing & swearing, porn, jeans, bathing suits, same sex marriage, smokers, smoke alarms, being called gay & other nasty names, & thunderstorms
Likes: his gold mega quadrupled horse powered motorcycle, his girlfriend Stacy Becks Hedgehog, his brother Spencer Timothy Metzner, drama, kids, & adventures
Personality: sly, cunning, sneaky, but not a thief, kind, gentle, caring, honest, ultra mega polite, sometimes a bonehead, & helpful
Spencer Timothy Metzner is a gray, blue, red, silver, & gold colored 22 year old male gorilla. He's 7'5 1300 pounds of pure muscles, walks on his own 2 feet not on his knuckles, has blue eyes, a eye patch over his left eye, a spiked collar, silver & gold shoes, earrings, chains, a silver & gold cross necklace around his neck, 16 lighting bolt shaped scars across his chest, wears a XXXXXL Dr. Pepper t-shirt, 16 silver & gold bracelets with spikes around both his left & right arms & wrists, a gold leather jacket, & a tuxedo ( for parties only).
Abilities: ultra mega speed, ultra mega strength, can spell Mississippi backwards, the all- time world & record holder champion for wrestling, body slamming, arm wrestling, & chili dog eating, can eat 2000 Oreos in ten minutes, dunk a basketball forwards & backwards, & can sing operas in French, Spanish, Japanese, & Russian.
https://www.fanfiction.net/r/9597788/
He spams similar comments all over random people's stories (though his character profiles change in details) and apparently does this A LOT. He also has used other usernames to promote his two characters.
