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Irrational Exuberance you wish you could rap a beat, instead all you can think about is the Kaiser's big ol meat.
Yeah muh dick joke, after all this is a battle rap. What did you think I'd write some haiku, instead of just this crap?
Your avatar, it's pretty gay, least that what I think. I mean what else could you say about something that is all glittering and that ughh color of pink?
How pathetic, you're meant to neutralise caustic substances, though I'm about burn you in a way you can't relate. Cause I'd take your winterfresh smelling candy fag ass and give you to Akhmehd in Islamic state.
There they'd beat you with the lash, like you just got beaten with my tongue, and then pitch your sorry glitter filled ass off the third story rooftop once they're done.
 
I remember the days hip hop didn’t suck
I was feeling up your girl, you little beta cuck,
She said your little bone didn’t do her no good
So she begged me to let her peek under my hood.

Biggie, Tupac, and Krispy the Kreme
Start rolling in their graves when your bones hit the scene.
I really can’t deny.
I swear I must confess, that
your posting etiquette is just a terrible mess.

Where are your lines
Where is your beat
If your post was a body it’d have two white left feet.
@Skeealator
 
you are a nice and wholesome
you dont belong in folsom
straightedge and clean
never cross or mean
you go to church once a day
you prayed your gay away
a shining beacon for the community
you can bring us christian unity

*drops mic*
 
Wooper said:
I'm very upset you didn't roast me, the rules were very simple and now this thread is ruined. RUINED.
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I'll roast you, you cuck, cuz I don't give a fuck
When you hear my verbal prowess you'll shit a Mack truck
You're the worst fucking Pokemon, team rocket make you suck
Their dicks on the reg, you're a fag that wears lilac
So if you wanna front, you just outta luck
My flow is a tec9 and you're a sitting duck
 
chekovia said:
I'll roast you, you cuck, cuz I don't give a fuck
When you hear my verbal prowess you'll shit a Mack truck
You're the worst fucking Pokemon, team rocket make you suck
Their dicks on the reg, you're a fag that wears lilac
So if you wanna front, you just outta luck
My flow is a tec9 and you're a sitting duck
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Pavel Chekov here talkin 'bout cucks?
Big talk when you had a Ceti eel earfuck
Uhura laughed at your nuclear wessel
Even Sulu don't wanna bed wrestle

A blue hedgehog your main face?
Sleeve those blue arms fore you get a face fulla mace
Or is that your game all along
To hook up with that West Virginia mong?
Kinky shit, you degenerate whore
Get that bent duck to give you a bore
Best be careful don't trip on dat floor of piss
else you' get DP'ed by his main homey Sockness
 
Bruh, look at this @WinterMoonsLight "dude",
I bet "he" always walks around in the nude,
'Cause "he's" too poor to buy even the cheapest clothes
And "his" tiny duck gets laughed at by even the ugliest hoes.
Dumbass couldn't even find "his" way out of a garden maze,
But don't be fooled, "he's" a proud member of the master race!
Looking around like "he's" expecting to be jumped by a knife-wielding nigger,
But in reality "his" paranoid ass gonna die when a cop pulls the trigger.
This fag really thinks "he" can beat the Capo of the Hitman Team,
When "he" recoils whenever even slightly touched by a sunlight beam?
I'm not even sure I should touch you with a ten-foot pole,
Because you're so dense you might as well be a fucking black hole,
Anything approaching you will probably get swallowed whole,
And I'd rather not have you be the reason why for me the bell tolls.
 
Absolute Brainlet said:
Bruh, look at this @WinterMoonsLight "dude",
I bet "he" always walks around in the nude,
'Cause "he's" too poor to buy even the cheapest clothes
And "his" tiny duck gets laughed at by even the ugliest hoes.
Dumbass couldn't even find "his" way out of a garden maze,
But don't be fooled, "he's" a proud member of the master race!
Looking around like "he's" expecting to be jumped by a knife-wielding nigger,
But in reality "his" paranoid ass gonna die when a cop pulls the trigger.
This fag really thinks "he" can beat the Capo of the Hitman Team,
When "he" recoils whenever even slightly touched by a sunlight beam?
I'm not even sure I should touch you with a ten-foot pole,
Because you're so dense you might as well be a fucking black hole,
Anything approaching you will probably get swallowed whole,
And I'd rather not have you be the reason why for me the bell tolls.
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@Absolute Brainlet is gonna hit the fucking pavement
I'ma chuck him out the window like a crack whore vagrant
He's rap's old model and I'm the replacement
Eyes vacant cum-dumpster turned syphilitic debasement
 
chekovia said:
@Absolute Brainlet is gonna hit the fucking pavement
I'ma chuck him out the window like a crack whore vagrant
He's rap's old model and I'm the replacement
Eyes vacant cum-dumpster turned syphilitic debasement
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Alright, little faggot, stop fucking crying,
I can tell that getting my attention you're constantly trying.
Bad idea, because I won't give you the option of peacefully dying,
And, like my title says, I'll send your head flying!
Now let me tell y'all something about @chekovia and his shitty rhymes,
That are so tired and old they might as well be from prehistoric times:
Every insult of his is so weightless that up into the sky it flies
And those rhymes are so bad they're considered Geneva Convention crimes!
By the way, Sonic's arms ain't at all fucking blue,
So open up that Photoshop and quickly change the hue,
Or else from our savior Chris-Chan you're gonna get your due
And the day you picked that avatar you're forever gonna rue!
 
Absolute Brainlet said:
Alright, little faggot, stop fucking crying,
I can tell that getting my attention you're constantly trying.
Bad idea, because I won't give you the option of peacefully dying,
And, like my title says, I'll send your head flying!
Now let me tell y'all something about @chekovia and his shitty rhymes,
That are so tired and old they might as well be from prehistoric times:
Every insult of his is so weightless that up into the sky it flies
And those rhymes are so bad they're considered Geneva Convention crimes!
By the way, Sonic's arms ain't at all fucking blue,
So open up that Photoshop and quickly change the hue,
Or else from our savior Chris-Chan you're gonna get your due
And the day you picked that avatar you're forever gonna rue!
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You gonna bark all day, or you gonna bite?
Your rhymes are trite can't compare to my might!
Stepping up like you're big man on campus
Shit you like my grampa, tapioca for your hippocampus

Why so mad, who hurt you son?
Can't get yo dick wet? Celibate like a nun?
You rage and splutter but your shit bland
Go fuck yourself with your cum crusted hand
 
WinterMoonsLight said:
You gonna bark all day, or you gonna bite?
Your rhymes are trite can't compare to my might!
Stepping up like you're big man on campus
Shit you like my grampa, tapioca for your hippocampus

Why so mad, who hurt you son?
Can't get yo dick wet? Celibate like a nun?
You rage and splutter but your shit bland
Go fuck yourself with your cum crusted hand
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The fuck you just say to me, you little fucking bitch?
FYI, I graduated top of my class and left the others in a ditch,
And I secretly raided Al-Quaeda numerous, uncountable times,
And I have 300 kills, if you can't count, that's sixty times five.
I'm the best assassin in the entirety of Passione's armed forces,
And I'm trained in gorilla warfare, just alone I can hold your horses.
I'll wipe you out with precision the likes of which have not been seen before,
You ain't getting away with saying that shit over the Internet, that's fo' shore.
Your IP's being traced right now, so get ready for the storm, you maggot,
The storm that will end your pathetic life of being a massive faggot.
I can kill you with just my bare hands, in over seven hundred ways,
And I can nuke you off the Earth and still have time to buy some Lays,
If only you held your tongue and knew just what I could even do,
But now you're paying the price, and your "GF" is gonna pay it too,
I'll annihilate you through my sheer fury and flush you down the shitter,
That's how the story's gonna end, you're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
First off, mad respect for my boy AB for rappifying the navy seal copypasta, and so well! Damn kid.

My name is Corbin and I'm here to say,
I'm great at rappin' in ev-er-ey way.
When the real lame kids try to beat me in the street,
I introduce them to my trusty battle beats!
You're an absolute brainlet, stupid in the head,
If I was dumb as you, I'd rather be dead!
Yo mamma tried her best, but you know what they say,
Can't fix stupid, ugly, or gay.
 
Corbin Dallas, fucking Multipass
I'll put a dick the size of Texas balls deep in ya ass
Take your name from some French movie about a fucking spaceman
Maybe you should move back to France, you AIDS infested Afri-can
I'll tear your battle beats to ribbons, I'll lay waste to your rapping
Hang your jaw open meanwhile - to the extreme my rhymes are zapping
"Yo momma tried her best" your boasts escape your lips meekly
I'll plunge my sword into your chest, I'll watch you struggle weakly
If you'd rather be dead then I'll do your ass a favor
I'll feed your eyes to the crows, feed your guts to the ravens
The way of the Thulean Viking is to annihilate cravens
 
Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
Corbin Dallas, fucking Multipass
I'll put a dick the size of Texas balls deep in ya ass
Take your name from some French movie about a fucking spaceman
Maybe you should move back to France, you AIDS infested Afri-can
I'll tear your battle beats to ribbons, I'll lay waste to your rapping
Hang your jaw open meanwhile - to the extreme my rhymes are zapping
"Yo momma tried her best" your boasts escape your lips meekly
I'll plunge my sword into your chest, I'll watch you struggle weakly
If you'd rather be dead then I'll do your ass a favor
I'll feed your eyes to the crows, feed your guts to the ravens
The way of the Thulean Viking is to annihilate cravens
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Varg up here rapping in the Black Speech
Burzum is gayer than penetrating Screech
Tip that fedora, you church arson atheist
Nordic patriot? Fool you just craziest

Call nurse Ratchet, give you some Thorazine.
Shut the fuck up, we sick of you, whiny ass w3en

Wanna roll with the Vikings? You ain't tough
Loki'll split your cheeks, he know you like it rough
Think Valkyrie bitches ride for thee?
See you in Hel, lemme hear ya REEEE
 
Why don't you two just get on with it and fuck?
I have some space for you in this here truck,
And I promise I won't push it into the nearest sufficient pit
And later laugh about it as yet another successful hit.
Oh, who am I kidding, of course I'll do exactly that,
Or maybe I'll just steal your iron and beat you with a bat.
Now I've got some choice words for the two of you,
So listen up, 'cause you just bit off more than you can chew.
@Varg Did Nothing Wrong, you say?
You best repent, or else God'll make you pay.
Imagine worshipping some fedora-tipping neo-nazi boomer,
If I hadn't known better, I'd say you're just some edgy zoomer.
@WinterMoonsLight, nigga, just shut the flying fuck up!
Your rhymes ain't clever, you just sound like a cuck.
Now lemme throw ya a bone, you autistically snarling fuck:
Bad dog, don't touch my leg, there are better things for you to hump!
 
Absolute Brainlet said:
Why don't you two just get on with it and fuck?
I have some space for you in this here truck,
And I promise I won't push it into the nearest sufficient pit
And later laugh about it as yet another successful hit.
Oh, who am I kidding, of course I'll do exactly that,
Or maybe I'll just steal your iron and beat you with a bat.
Now I've got some choice words for the two of you,
So listen up, 'cause you just bit off more than you can chew.
@Varg Did Nothing Wrong, you say?
You best repent, or else God'll make you pay.
Imagine worshipping some fedora-tipping neo-nazi boomer,
If I hadn't known better, I'd say you're just some edgy zoomer.
@WinterMoonsLight, nigga, just shut the flying fuck up!
Your rhymes ain't clever, you just sound like a cuck.
Now lemme throw ya a bone, you autistically snarling fuck:
Bad dog, don't touch my leg, there are better things for you to hump!
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Alright boy, still wanna throw down?
I tried being nice, time to waste this clown.
Think you're Kerouac with that long ass scroll?
The Piper's collecting, time to pay the toll

Call yourself Brainlet, I'm sure as ironic
You sound like a woman all histrionic
Chill out now and go smoke some chronic
My rhymes flying atcha, call me Supersonic

You on my dick like Oprah at a buffet
Call me a fag? Nigga i ain't your bae
Beg n plead I won' pop yo cherry
Now go home and cry that you got beat by a fairy
 
Dis is a dis to all u niggas'

I be rappin' I be tapin' its shit coz it ain't singin' bada boom bada bam this shit is worse than spam nigga culture is epic suck it ain't worth a damn bada...bam
 
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