Battle for Mosul, Iraq Begins - This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Get your front row tickets now! (Sponsored by Omar's Shawarmas n' Shakes)

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/16/middleeast/mosul-isis-battle-preparations/

- PM says that the operation is imminent
- ISIS is rounding up and executing any deserters and anyone who flees
- Airstrike took out a bridge, but currently unsure of who carried it out
- ISIS apparently tried to be more /\/\ETAL than a 13 year old edgelord playing more than 3 notes on his guitar at the school talent show, by filling trenches with oil and setting fire to them.
- ISIS has released prisoners jailed for low-level offenses and have ordered their wounded to be moved to Raqqa.
- The badasses of the Kurdish Peshmerga forces are also expected to join the battle

 

[Splendid]

I'm so excited. I hope we get some great footage.

 

[Hyperion]

Nice.

 

[lolwut]

 

[ICametoLurk]

Fucking Finally, livestream where?

 

[Darndirty]

The army should stream helmet cams, better recruiting tool then those stupid commercials

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Fucking Finally, livestream where?

Mosulzone 2016. Watching the Deagle Nation Youtube page with anticipation right now.

 

[millais]

Sand Wars Episode VI: The Return of Abu Hajaar

 

[Cosmos]

I hope literally every member of ISIS gets murdered.

 

[AnOminous]

Needs moar skealetons.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I hope ISIS get raped and murdered in prison

 

[lolwut]

Needs moar skealetons.

Oh, there will be some skeletons by the end of this, alright.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I hope ISIS get raped and murdered in prison

and then burned, then snorted, then flushed down the toilet as a turd, and then processed by a water treatment plant.

 

[Ineedahero]

The big question is who is going to be mvp. Now, Mohammed is looking good this year, he's had a strong run and he has a home turf advantage. But on the other hand Mohammed is in outstanding form this season, and his captain seems to be relying on him pretty heavily to make up the shortfall after Mohammed was injured last week. I'm also hearing talk of a new chap just added to the majors who is wowing everyone - be sure to look out for the young upstart Mohammed when you're watching this match up.

 

[RJ MacReady]

ISIS doesn't stand a chance now that Abu Hajaar is out of the way!

 

[Without A Gout]

ISIS will tactically roll into battle with 10,000 Abu Hajaars. May their bullet casings rain all over their allies.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Oh, there will be some skeletons by the end of this, alright.

If it's anything like the first Gulf War, we might get another Highway of Death...to the DANJA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

and then burned, then snorted, then flushed down the toilet as a turd, and then processed by a water treatment plant.

That was a good robot chicken sketch.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

and then burned, then snorted, then flushed down the toilet as a turd, and then processed by a water treatment plant.

That was a good robot chicken sketch.

The book says they're still not dead! It has to be a bacon grease coated bullet!

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Finally! I hope the Iraqis and the Peshmerga will steamroll the bastards quickly and liberate the city.
There are lots of civilians trapped in the city, though - I hope they'll be alright.