Today I was literally thinking to myself, "wow, since the introduction of ABS, I haven't once been filled with a desire to violently choke out an umpire over a missed call. It's so cool how they don't have to chimp out and dig in their heels any more over obvious mistakes. What a great improvement to the game!"
Thank you, Junior Valentine, for reminding us that MLB umpires remain petty and insufferable babies.