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Now hear me out. What if Rekieta bought a motorcycle (to dodge the feds) and drove to Merida? That would show those incel prudes, and he could do coke and drink all day long. He could even take a Ralphamale strategy and dodge child support. Best of all he could be living in la casa del cerdo rabioso in only about three days if he keeps the daily benders to a minimum in favor of travel.
EDIT: Artists rendition included
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I present to you the song Balldo And The Noseguards:





It was May twenty third
Twenty twenty four
With a battering ram
Cops broke down Nick's door
They found coke in the bedroom
And guns on the floor
All the children neglected
They couldn't take it no more

Balldo and the Noseguards
Fading into the night
Rekieta's star falling
In the harsh morning light

Cops slapped the cuffs on Nick
Kayla and April
Thought they were in control
Got caught in a spiral
Now the shit's getting bad
And the charges been filed
Kiwi Farm's on the case
Noseguards in denial

Balldo and the Noseguards
Fading into the night
Rekieta's star falling
In the harsh morning light

The truth comes crashing down
No more hiding in the shadows
Balldo's reputation shattered
In the depths of his sorrows

Echoes of mistakes
Whispers in the dark
Alcoholic YouTube lawyer
Your future's looking stark

Balldo and the Noseguards
Fading into the night
Rekieta's star falling
In the harsh morning light

Balldo and the Noseguards
Fading into the night
Rekieta's star falling
In the harsh morning light

The echoes of his laughter, now a distant memory
As he faces the consequences of his own misery
Caught in a web of lies and deceit
The truth of his downfall, now complete
 
Collection of stuff I've made for the Rekieta thread. (everything I could find at least)

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(This is an edit of @AbbozzoCarta 's Drexel drawing)

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Ethan Ralph called this a fanfiction forum. I'll give you all some fanfiction:

"He" heads to his "studio" to start streaming. "She" tags along to watch him. I've been waiting all day for this. I finally have my sweet Aaron all to myself.

"Which way do you want me to take you Kayla sweety?" he inquires while removing his pants. "You just lie on your back and let me take care of you Ronnie-bear" I respond.

I quickly disrobe. I position myself in reverse with one knee on each side of his head, giving him a close view of the most intimate part of my anatomy which he starts exploring with his tongue and fingers. I lean forward and take his engorged, throbbing member into my mouth and begin pleasuring him.

His finger-tongue play make me hungry for him to take me. "This man must have had a lot of lovers", I think to myself, "for he definitely knows his way with women". I am too eager to have him inside me, I turn around and place myself atop his erect member. I slowly sink down and start riding him.

Aaron takes charge and flips me on back without ever exiting me. He thrusts vigorously. I tell myself how so much better this feels compared to when "He" invades me with that infernal contraption of his. But "He" is not here right now, I'm with my virile Aaron. I brush aside these thoughts and choose to concentrate on the present moment. I start saying out loud "Aaron ... I...I..." but I stop right there for I know once these words come out of my mouth, there is no putting them back.

I feel Aaron pulsating, his facial expression bearing witness to his state of pure ecstasy. We both lay on our backs. His love juice drips out of me onto the master bedroom bed.

I hear "him" coming back up stairs. He must be taking a "pee brake". I do not look forward to his popping his head in to ask questions again about what we did. I do very much look forward to my next time alone with my sweet sweet Aaron.
 
Train Lover 2000 said:
Ethan Ralph called this a fanfiction forum. I'll give you all some fanfiction:

"He" heads to his "studio" to start streaming. "She" tags along to watch him. I've been waiting all day for this. I finally have my sweet Aaron all to myself.

"Which way do you want me to take you Kayla sweety?" he inquires while removing his pants. "You just lie on your back and let me take care of you Ronnie-bear" I respond.

I quickly disrobe. I position myself in reverse with one knee on each side of his head, giving him a close view of the most intimate part of my anatomy which he starts exploring with his tongue and fingers. I lean forward and take his engorged, throbbing member into my mouth and begin pleasuring him.

His finger-tongue play make me hungry for him to take me. "This man must have had a lot of lovers", I think to myself, "for he definitely knows his way with women". I am too eager to have him inside me, I turn around and place myself atop his erect member. I slowly sink down and start riding him.

Aaron takes charge and flips me on back without ever exiting me. He thrusts vigorously. I tell myself how so much better this feels compared to when "He" invades me with that infernal contraption of his. But "He" is not here right now, I'm with my virile Aaron. I brush aside these thoughts and choose to concentrate on the present moment. I start saying out loud "Aaron ... I...I..." but I stop right there for I know once these words come out of my mouth, there is no putting them back.

I feel Aaron pulsating, his facial expression bearing witness to his state of pure ecstasy. We both lay on our backs. His love juice drips out of me onto the master bedroom bed.

I hear "him" coming back up stairs. He must be taking a "pee brake". I do not look forward to his popping his head in to ask questions again about what we did. I do very much look forward to my next time alone with my sweet sweet Aaron.
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Switch it to Racket's POV (fantasizing about his wife getting railed), record it, and voice swap it.
 
Train Lover 2000 said:
Ethan Ralph called this a fanfiction forum. I'll give you all some fanfiction:

"He" heads to his "studio" to start streaming. "She" tags along to watch him. I've been waiting all day for this. I finally have my sweet Aaron all to myself.

"Which way do you want me to take you Kayla sweety?" he inquires while removing his pants. "You just lie on your back and let me take care of you Ronnie-bear" I respond.

I quickly disrobe. I position myself in reverse with one knee on each side of his head, giving him a close view of the most intimate part of my anatomy which he starts exploring with his tongue and fingers. I lean forward and take his engorged, throbbing member into my mouth and begin pleasuring him.

His finger-tongue play make me hungry for him to take me. "This man must have had a lot of lovers", I think to myself, "for he definitely knows his way with women". I am too eager to have him inside me, I turn around and place myself atop his erect member. I slowly sink down and start riding him.

Aaron takes charge and flips me on back without ever exiting me. He thrusts vigorously. I tell myself how so much better this feels compared to when "He" invades me with that infernal contraption of his. But "He" is not here right now, I'm with my virile Aaron. I brush aside these thoughts and choose to concentrate on the present moment. I start saying out loud "Aaron ... I...I..." but I stop right there for I know once these words come out of my mouth, there is no putting them back.

I feel Aaron pulsating, his facial expression bearing witness to his state of pure ecstasy. We both lay on our backs. His love juice drips out of me onto the master bedroom bed.

I hear "him" coming back up stairs. He must be taking a "pee brake". I do not look forward to his popping his head in to ask questions again about what we did. I do very much look forward to my next time alone with my sweet sweet Aaron.
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It sure is fanfiction to portray Aaron as a sex god. What really happened was he watched Star Trek in the bedroom with Kayla while Rackets got sloppy toppies from April. Among other things.
 
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