Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

[Evil Peter Griffin]

If a human and a halfling get together is that a half-halfling or a quarterling?

Manlet

 

[Shidoen]

Manlet

Here I thought half-elves were the hapas of DnD.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Here I thought half-elves were the hapas of DnD.

That's half Orcs.

 

[Shidoen]

That's half Orcs.

Those would be Mulattos.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Those would be Mulattos.

Wouldn't that be Tieflings?

 

[Shidoen]

Wouldn't that be Tieflings?

Those are Mexicans or Muzzies because of the refugee status and taking all the jobs. Also they live in hot places.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Those are Mexicans or Muzzies because of the refugee status and taking all the jobs. Also they live in hot places.

Then who are Aasimar?

 

[Shidoen]

Then who are Aasimar?

Planewalkers that don’t look like frogs and this socially acceptable to have sex with.

 

[Snekposter]

Then who are Aasimar?

The French, considering the mutual arrogance and self-righteousness.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Out of curiosity, who would the Dragonborn be?

Also, does anyone have an idea when the physical edition of the game is finally supposed to drop? I read a while back that it was supposed to drop in "Q1" of this year, but I haven't heard of anything else.

 

[Rick The Stick]

New patch is live and it's like 180 fucking gigs

A lot of it seems like extremely minor things that I didn't even know were issues/never experienced them myself. Like being able to pull from every party members inventory when bartering without having to cycle through them, which I wasn't aware people couldn't do since I seemed to have always been able to do that from the start. Or the owlbear cub no longer eating Aunties hair clump before you can use it? Because I guess that was an issue?

Some of it is just head-scratchingly retarded like new, randomized, kissing animations? Cause I guess the coom must go on. And more idle animations for the companions in camp to "make it feel more alive". Cause having Halsin whittle or Minty ponder a skull adds so much to the camp.

Anyway here's the deets if anyone hasn't seen it
https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108

ETA: Ignore the 180 gig shit. I'm a literal retard and misread my download.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Why are new kissing animations like 100 gigs?

The entirely of The Witcher 3 is like 85 gigs on PC.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Why are new kissing animations like 100 gigs?

The entirely of The Witcher 3 is like 85 gigs on PC.

I'm a retard, and completely misread my download. That's why. It's actually 23.180 GB.

 

[Kane Lives]

The animation bit strikes me as them giving their animation/art team makework to do while the devs fix the actual, technical issues.

 

[Sniperwoof]

The animation bit strikes me as them giving their animation/art team makework to do while the devs fix the actual, technical issues.

This game is mostly popular with coomers so they have to pander to some degree.

 

[Kane Lives]

This game is mostly popular with coomers so they have to pander to some degree.

Oh I know. They're not mutually exclusive in this sense. Larian gets to keep their team working, coomers get new bait thrown at them.

They won't keep that tempo up when they start spinning up a new project, but from a PM perspective, these sort of makework looks good and keeps teams busy.

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Confession: I still haven't cleared Act 2 because I can't stop playing PalWorld with my limited gaming time.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Stop fucking around with kissing animations and finish the upper city already.

 

[Shidoen]

Stop fucking around with kissing animations and finish the upper city already.

The Halflings and Dwarves have earned some proper loving man.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Go to play Baldur's gate, first thing I see lesbians and an update the crashes because of my mods. God I hate devs that update their games