Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

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Neurotic said:
I'm not 100% sure what triggers it since I only had it in one playthrough, but Shadowheart can Kill Lae'zel in an argument in Act 1. Quite sure you can easily step in and end the argument before throat-slitting occurs, but my character did not want to deal with screaming women so he went back to sleep instead. (I do wonder if Lae'zel could kill Shart in this scenario as well, if the choices are played differently.)
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I believe it's triggered by doing a long rest after your entire party has a seizure but are saved by the artifact. Lae'zel gets pissy that Shadowheart has been hiding that she has a Gith artifact and Shadowheart kills her to keep the artifact if you don't step in.

Neurotic said:
Lae'zel can also break down and try to kill you during a long rest in the gobbo camp. (Maybe it happens elsewhere but every time it has happened in the gobbo camp for me). She will pack up her tent and agro the whole camp, or you can convince her to kill herself instead.
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This one I believe is triggered by long rest after being prompted that you have additional tadpole powers but before the guardian tells you to eat tadpoles. She sees that you're suffering from the tadpole, assumes you're going to turn soon, and attacks you. You can either convince her to stop, let her kill you, or convince her to do herself first.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
You can either convince her to stop, let her kill you, or convince her to do herself first.
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I'm realizing my wording wasn't very good. What I meant by "aggro the whole camp" I meant that if she gets to killing you, it starts a full battle with everyone involved, as opposed to a cutscene death.
 
Neurotic said:
I'm realizing my wording wasn't very good. What I meant by "aggro the whole camp" I meant that if she gets to killing you, it starts a full battle with everyone involved, as opposed to a cutscene death.
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Oh really? I didn't realize everyone would just decide on the spot to kill her. Makes sense considering how much of a cunt she can be.
 
PaladinBoo said:
Hey everyone. Lets point and laugh at some faggot.
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LOL. LMAO even.
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I've seen this dude sometimes. I notice he is always throwing a hissy fit over the stupidest things. There may be a rod waiting to be dislodged from his anus, judging by the content of his posts.

Shidoen said:
Made a Half-Orc Barbarian Durge and decided to be a nice guy.
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Be polite. Be professional. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Lidl Drip said:
Astarion is a faggot and also evil as fuck idk why anyone likes him. He literally is the reason a bunch of innocent kids got turned into Vampires. Tho I guess it is ironic that they made a gay the Vampire.
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He is essentially the "I can change him" character for women who are obsessed with dangerous men.

Also, he's not gay if you use "no alphabets."

Shidoen said:
So how many users have taken the dwarf-pill and decided to start race-mixing?
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I made a Duergar I really like. Named him Sneed. He's dual-wield fighter.

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Lidl Drip said:
Astarion is a faggot and also evil as fuck idk why anyone likes him. He literally is the reason a bunch of innocent kids got turned into Vampires. Tho I guess it is ironic that they made a gay the Vampire.
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The post you quoted answered your question. Fujos love him. He is the dangerous, homoerotic, sarcastic, bad boy that they get dreamy eyed over in their Yaoi manga. Then there is also the women who @Cheeseknife stated that believe that their love can "fix the bad boy". Very common trope in romance novels and one that needs to die but won't.
 
Cheeseknife said:
I made a Duergar I really like. Named him Sneed. He's dual-wield fighter.

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Blarg Elfhumper and his crusade to not breed with his own race while looking like a preemo aryan bastard shall be a fine addition to my gamer's saga.

I would have a pic but the only one I have was taken by a friend and his inferior computer could not comprehended the pure whiteness that reeked from my player character.
 
Cheeseknife said:
I've seen this dude sometimes. I notice he is always throwing a hissy fit over the stupidest things. There may be a rod waiting to be dislodged from his anus, judging by the content of his posts.
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For some reason he is really ass mad at me saying that Suicide Squad is shit and that Harley Quinn is a vapid whore. Then again he is Colombian. Every Colombian man I've meet are all degenerate perverts and communists. I've yet to meet a Colombian man that doesn't have a fetish for both lesbians and Pokemon. They are just as bad as Anglos. In fact they are the British of South America. If that country were to be nuked it would be nothing but a net positive for the world. Then again hopefully one day he will kill himself as he suicide baits quite a bit on his profile.
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PaladinBoo said:
The post you quoted answered your question. Fujos love him. He is the dangerous, homoerotic, sarcastic, bad boy that they get dreamy eyed over in their Yaoi manga. Then there is also the women who @Cheeseknife stated that believe that their love can "fix the bad boy". Very common trope in romance novels and one that needs to die but won't.
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Well the game heavily implies that you can fix him by killing his master and starting his redemption arc as a free vampire who lives on animal blood, but I personally could not get over him being a buttpirate who abducts kids. I also never really got to know him that much because I didn't come across him on the beach and didn't know I was supposed to rescue him until the vampire hunter asked if I knew Asterion and I googled "Who the fuck is Asterion" and then went back to get him, oops.

All of the men in this game suck and are annoying and flamboyant. Gale sounds like a fag too and constantly whines and is super needy, the black guy is... black. And also he dances around like a fairy. The bear guy is beyond boring, I guess it's nice he saves that child, but he also seems twice my characters age at least and probably smells like a wet cave. If there's any other guy I already forgot about him, lol.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Well the game heavily implies that you can fix him by killing his master and starting his redemption arc as a free vampire who lives on animal blood, but I personally could not get over him being a buttpirate who abducts kids. I also never really got to know him that much because I didn't come across him on the beach and didn't know I was supposed to rescue him until the vampire hunter asked if I knew Asterion and I googled "Who the fuck is Asterion" and then went back to get him, oops.

All of the men in this game suck and are annoying and flamboyant. Gale sounds like a fag too and constantly whines and is super needy, the black guy is... black. And also he dances around like a fairy. The bear guy is beyond boring, I guess it's nice he saves that child, but he also seems twice my characters age at least and probably smells like a wet cave. If there's any other guy I already forgot about him, lol.
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Astarion is definitely a complicated character because he has done terrible things against his will while simultaneously doing the same abuses his controller did to him. He’s a faggot but his catty sarcasm is a good cut between the back and forth Shadowheart and Lae’zel always have.

Don’t be dissing my bro Wyll, Blade of the Frontiers. He’s the only black man I’ve seen who can wield his sword eloquently.
 
PaladinBoo said:
For some reason he is really ass mad at me saying that Suicide Squad is shit and that Harley Quinn is a vapid whore. Then again he is Colombian. Every Colombian man I've meet are all degenerate perverts and communists. I've yet to meet a Colombian man that doesn't have a fetish for both lesbians and Pokemon. They are just as bad as Anglos. In fact they are the British of South America. If that country were to be nuked it would be nothing but a net positive for the world. Then again hopefully one day he will kill himself as he suicide baits quite a bit on his profile.
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What do you expect? He's a boomer leftist who will get MATI over everything. There is no reasoning with people such as him
 
Lidl Drip said:
Well the game heavily implies that you can fix him by killing his master and starting his redemption arc as a free vampire who lives on animal blood, but I personally could not get over him being a buttpirate who abducts kids. I also never really got to know him that much because I didn't come across him on the beach and didn't know I was supposed to rescue him until the vampire hunter asked if I knew Asterion and I googled "Who the fuck is Asterion" and then went back to get him, oops.

All of the men in this game suck and are annoying and flamboyant. Gale sounds like a fag too and constantly whines and is super needy, the black guy is... black. And also he dances around like a fairy. The bear guy is beyond boring, I guess it's nice he saves that child, but he also seems twice my characters age at least and probably smells like a wet cave. If there's any other guy I already forgot about him, lol.
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Remember, this game's story and characters were written by women. If anything, what you're seeing is women (not all, of course) seem to be attracted to these things.
 
Lidl Drip said:
All of the men in this game suck and are annoying and flamboyant. Gale sounds like a fag too and constantly whines and is super needy, the black guy is... black. And also he dances around like a fairy. The bear guy is beyond boring, I guess it's nice he saves that child, but he also seems twice my characters age at least and probably smells like a wet cave. If there's any other guy I already forgot about him, lol.
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Every single male companion in this game hit on my male character and nearly cried when I friendzoned them. They are all implied butt pirates.

The guy with the hamster was the only exception.
 
BULLY HUNTER_78 said:
Every single male companion in this game hit on my male character and nearly cried when I friendzoned them. They are all implied butt pirates.

The guy with the hamster was the only exception.
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“Boo says, he does not swing that way! He only goes through clean tunnels!”
 
BULLY HUNTER_78 said:
Every single male companion in this game hit on my male character and nearly cried when I friendzoned them. They are all implied butt pirates.

The guy with the hamster was the only exception.
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I think everyone in the game is bisexual, they all come on really strong which is very annoying. And then the zombie/skellington man even scolds you when you don't want to have sex with your colleagues, smh. "I noticed you are very LONELY and don't take any lovers?!" woah none of your business you dusty old fuck! 😤
 
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