Balan Wonderworld

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Gensou Hadou said:
A roleplay account on the Kiwi Farms? I doubt you did much research, so you bet I have some qualms. Where's the rhyming? Talk about poor timing. Here, let me show you what I can do. Don't say I never did anything for you:

"Many opinions can be held by people online, so as a fellow netizen, I must state mine: This wonderful game is in fact good. Others just say it's bad-- they're acting quite rude. "It's bad, it's bad, it's bad," says everyone far and wide. They form a bandwagon, and others jump on the ride. There's no real reason behind all the hate. Graphics, music, story-- Balan Wonderworld is great. Any serious gamer must give it a try. I suggest haters go back to playing non-games, like Animal Crossing, and cry."
Click to expand...
bravo sir, encore.
 
Balan said:
Greetings. Every can have their own opinions (it is a free world after all) but I must state mine. This wonderful Game is in fact good, it's just that others see a bandwagon and must jump upon it. There is no justification for the hate this amazing game is currently receiving. Beautiful graphics, beautiful music, beautiful story makes Wonderworld a real treat for any serious gamer. May I suggest Haters go back to playing non-games like Animal Crossing?
Click to expand...
Ur gay lul
 
Sable said:
You're very good at pretending to be a fan of this game, but you're going in a little aggressively so people will know you're trolling.
Click to expand...
Cool post bro but this is the first post I have seen that broke the sticker system lol
1618873094952.png
 
So what are they renaming the studio since the game bombed? I mean it's like calling yourself the Daikatana Company.
 
Gensou Hadou said:
A roleplay account on the Kiwi Farms? I doubt you did much research, so you bet I have some qualms. Where's the rhyming? Talk about poor timing. Here, let me show you what I can do. Don't say I never did anything for you:

"Many opinions can be held by people online, so as a fellow netizen, I must state mine: This wonderful game is in fact good. Others just say it's bad-- they're acting quite rude. "It's bad, it's bad, it's bad," says everyone far and wide. They form a bandwagon, and others jump on the ride. There's no real reason behind all the hate. Graphics, music, story-- Balan Wonderworld is great. Any serious gamer must give it a try. I suggest haters go back to playing non-games, like Animal Crossing, and cry."
Click to expand...
Quite a nice reply, but @Balan's defense is none too subtle, so I hope that you won't mind if I make a quick rebuttal:

I don't know who @Balan thinks he's kidding, because the plain truth is that his game is, at best, quite middling. A one button control scheme?! That's just absurd! It doesn't help that your characters control like complete turds. There are 80 costumes, but most of them are repeats, and the level design quite often takes you through the same beats. The music is quite nice, I must admit, but that is but a small drop of water in a puddle full of shit. It says something about this game that, when the demo was first released, gamers begged for it to be delayed, lest it become deceased. Unfortunately, all complaints fell on deaf ears, and what ensued was a shitstorm that was predictable but severe. To sum up my thoughts at the closing of this rhyme: Instead of playing this tripe, play A Hat in Time.
 
3B2FFC3A-5A5C-4EF9-8E67-6B2907BCDADB.gif
876CBE13-2CB0-4932-9DBF-31F0DD220F0A.png


Balan Wonderland was just another JRPG/open world game that misfired completely. I also think it didn’t help matters when it was released in the same month as Monster Hunter Rise.
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
Quite a nice reply, but @Balan's defense is none too subtle, so I hope that you won't mind if I make a quick rebuttal:

I don't know who @Balan thinks he's kidding, because the plain truth is that his game is, at best, quite middling. A one button control scheme?! That's just absurd! It doesn't help that your characters control like complete turds. There are 80 costumes, but most of them are repeats, and the level design quite often takes you through the same beats. The music is quite nice, I must admit, but that is but a small drop of water in a puddle full of shit. It says something about this game that, when the demo was first released, gamers begged for it to be delayed, lest it become deceased. Unfortunately, all complaints fell on deaf ears, and what ensued was a shitstorm that was predictable but severe. To sum up my thoughts at the closing of this rhyme: Instead of playing this tripe, play A Hat in Time.
Click to expand...
I like the music because even bad games can have good music imo. I can't stand Final Fantasy XV, but it has awesome music.

Balan characters feel kinda of heavy when controlled and the walk cycle is kind of awkward. The dragon power up can't jump for some unknown reason.

The kids should of had a melee attack like maybe a punch or a kick. Costumes also like the Kangaroo could have a tail attack or the dragon at least do swiping.

New Super Lucky's Tail is better and it was made by a small studio.
 
This game looks like furrybait. Still not spending my money on it though.

EDIT: AAAAAAAND there's yiff.
Screenshot 2021-04-20 8.28.02 AM.png
 
Last edited:
I'm not sure you all quite understand, although I do appreciate the effort in writing the little poetry. That was quite charming, although this is not a "roleplay account." I am also quite sure that none of you have even played this game, and are just parroting what you saw that Dunkey told you or what you saw in the literal tutorial world from the demo. (Of course that one was simple, the first world is a tutorial to show you how to play the game.) It is a great game if you enjoy platforming Games, with so much depth and exploration. You all didn't even give it a chance! What is the difference between this and Mario, Crash Bandicoot or whoever? Just that those are established older characters and Balan Wonderworld is a new IP. The only reason this Game has been slammed so hard is that Square have tried something new. Reality check: If Mario came out today everyone would hate on it too for also pointless reasons.
 
Balan said:
I'm not sure you all quite understand, although I do appreciate the effort in writing the little poetry. That was quite charming, although this is not a "roleplay account." I am also quite sure that none of you have even played this game, and are just parroting what you saw that Dunkey told you or what you saw in the literal tutorial world from the demo. (Of course that one was simple, the first world is a tutorial to show you how to play the game.) It is a great game if you enjoy platforming Games, with so much depth and exploration. You all didn't even give it a chance! What is the difference between this and Mario, Crash Bandicoot or whoever? Just that those are established older characters and Balan Wonderworld is a new IP. The only reason this Game has been slammed so hard is that Square have tried something new. Reality check: If Mario came out today everyone would hate on it too for also pointless reasons.
Click to expand...
When I get a power up in mario, I can still jump, and its power doesn't replace it, and when it does comes to power ups changeing how jumps work, its adds to it, rather then fully replaces it. (Spincap,Cape.)

Fire/cold fower doesn't suddenly make mario a pokemon trainer unable to get over a knee high wall.
 
ChucklesTheJester said:
When I get a power up in mario, I can still jump, and its power doesn't replace it, and when it does comes to power ups changeing how jumps work, its adds to it, rather then fully replaces it. (Spincap,Cape.)

Fire/cold fower doesn't suddenly make mario a pokemon trainer unable to get over a knee high wall.
Click to expand...
You do realize that you can switch costumes? It's called strategy. (This is not mindless gameplay.) Simply switch to one that can jump and then switch back when you need to. Most costumes in the game can jump. The vast majority can, in fact. Others have different powers that can be used and then switched to a different costume on the fly.
(This is a puzzle-platformer, and so there are puzzles where you can use different costumes, you just need to figure out which one you need. Every costume has its place.)
Also, this just proves my point that you are all basing your opinions on the tutorial world in the demo. Dainty Dragon (who I'm sure you're talking about) doesn't have a lot of use late-game. Try a more useful costume like Quad Cannon for shooting everywhere or Aero Acrobat for homing in on enemies. For jumping, there is Double Jumper, Air Cat or Frost Fairy. You can switch costumes any time you want at any checkpoint, and you also stockpile them with the more you collect, adding to the collecting element of the Game.
 
Last edited:
Balan said:
You do realize that you can switch costumes? It's called strategy. (This is not mindless gameplay.) Simply switch to one that can jump and then switch back when you need to. Most costumes in the game can jump. The vast majority can, in fact. Others have different powers that can be used and then switched to a different costume on the fly.
Also, this just proves my point that you are all basing your opinions on the tutorial world in the demo. Dainty Dragon (who I'm sure you're talking about) doesn't have a lot of use late-game. Try a more useful costume like Quad Cannon for shooting everywhere or Aero Acrobat for homing in on enemies. For jumping, there is Double Jumper, Air Cat or Frost Fairy. You can switch costumes any time you want at any checkpoint, and you also stockpile them with the more you collect, adding to the collecting element of the Game.
Click to expand...
I've seen gameplay of later words, and costumes, but again why do some of them need to replace the jump button?

Why couldn't jump be it's own button, and the suits power be a diffrent one? It would also help as they could then make some of the retred customs that do what other ones do, but slightly diffrent have a little more to em.

Image how awesome it be to be able to jump, and then use telepotter to teleport mid jump.

Then you also have some costumes that don't bug me, because they are nice passives.

Can I also get what you think of Box Fox?

I don't completely hate the game, but the game doesn't give me many reasons not to dislike it out of the style.
 
Balan said:
I'm not sure you all quite understand, although I do appreciate the effort in writing the little poetry. That was quite charming, although this is not a "roleplay account." I am also quite sure that none of you have even played this game, and are just parroting what you saw that Dunkey told you or what you saw in the literal tutorial world from the demo. (Of course that one was simple, the first world is a tutorial to show you how to play the game.) It is a great game if you enjoy platforming Games, with so much depth and exploration. You all didn't even give it a chance! What is the difference between this and Mario, Crash Bandicoot or whoever? Just that those are established older characters and Balan Wonderworld is a new IP. The only reason this Game has been slammed so hard is that Square have tried something new. Reality check: If Mario came out today everyone would hate on it too for also pointless reasons.
Click to expand...
leave, gimmick account
 
Balan said:
You do realize that you can switch costumes? It's called strategy. (This is not mindless gameplay.) Simply switch to one that can jump and then switch back when you need to. Most costumes in the game can jump. The vast majority can, in fact. Others have different powers that can be used and then switched to a different costume on the fly.
(This is a puzzle-platformer, and so there are puzzles where you can use different costumes, you just need to figure out which one you need. Every costume has its place.)
Also, this just proves my point that you are all basing your opinions on the tutorial world in the demo. Dainty Dragon (who I'm sure you're talking about) doesn't have a lot of use late-game. Try a more useful costume like Quad Cannon for shooting everywhere or Aero Acrobat for homing in on enemies. For jumping, there is Double Jumper, Air Cat or Frost Fairy. You can switch costumes any time you want at any checkpoint, and you also stockpile them with the more you collect, adding to the collecting element of the Game.
Click to expand...
I dunno if this is a troll/rp account hence the username and icon match balan. But will take my chance
Yeah but those costume are only found in specific level, if I want to resolve a costume specific puzzle in another level:
-I must quit the level
-go to the other level
-get the costume
-store it,
-and go back to the original level (and hopefully don't die/get hit will having the costume, wish is a problem in itself)
this is needlesly tedious, also the demo have 2 more level as well. The sky level(when the game problem shine) and steampunk level
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom