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"anti-capitalist" and yet they run a restaurant, a place that's literally a capitalist business venture surrounding cooking food... intriguing!
 
"anti-capitalist" and yet they run a restaurant, a place that's literally a capitalist business venture surrounding cooking food... intriguing!
For the hell of it I tried looking up what that is. And given how search AI pulls so much from Reddit, I knew it had to give me a valid answer.
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So basically "it's not about the money, maaaan!" Except when your employees want to be paid, I guess, or when the bills come in. And I guess you're allowed to be a lazy jackass who picks favorites with customers. Seriously, I've found four or five articles on Kiwi Farms where a bunch of these businesses with that type of social justice feelgood viewpoint have failed for a myriad of reasons.
 
Did this nigga actually read a history book?
No.

He's wrong about Roman attitudes towards the Jews, too. Romans didn't give a shit about Zealot vs. the other tribes. They would just hang Jews from the tallest yardarm or feed them to the lions for the crimes other Jews had committed, because the Romans didn't really care about justice, they wanted Judea pacified. If that meant some Good Jews went to the cross, oh well, c'est la vie, should have ratted on the Bad Jews.

The Romans literally burnt the Temple to the ground, dismantled the whole fucking thing, and banned Jews from ever rebuilding because they didn't give a shit about tribal distinctions of what they saw as a backwater province of goatfuckers. Judaism only survived because enough rabbis convinced their followers to throw away their weapons and submit their throats to Rome that the Romans finally decided they'd had enough genocide for one century.
 
No.

He's wrong about Roman attitudes towards the Jews, too. Romans didn't give a shit about Zealot vs. the other tribes. They would just hang Jews from the tallest yardarm or feed them to the lions for the crimes other Jews had committed, because the Romans didn't really care about justice, they wanted Judea pacified. If that meant some Good Jews went to the cross, oh well, c'est la vie, should have ratted on the Bad Jews.

The Romans literally burnt the Temple to the ground, dismantled the whole fucking thing, and banned Jews from ever rebuilding because they didn't give a shit about tribal distinctions of what they saw as a backwater province of goatfuckers. Judaism only survived because enough rabbis convinced their followers to throw away their weapons and submit their throats to Rome that the Romans finally decided they'd had enough genocide for one century.
LoLz... Good jews...
 
The uptick in "Cow Tools" posts recently made me think of a Heathcliff strip I saw in our very own "Most deviant Garfield strips" thread and every so often I think about it because I still don't know wtf it means, even after all these years:
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Can someone help me out here? People in that thread at the time expressed confusion so I know it's not just me.

This got me thinking about Garfield (the strips are published online, so it counts). Has Garfield ever had a "Cow Tools" moment? A strip so baffling the creator has to explain it?
 
The uptick in "Cow Tools" posts recently made me think of a Heathcliff strip I saw in our very own "Most deviant Garfield strips" thread and every so often I think about it because I still don't know wtf it means, even after all these years:
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Can someone help me out here? People in that thread at the time expressed confusion so I know it's not just me.

This got me thinking about Garfield (the strips are published online, so it counts). Has Garfield ever had a "Cow Tools" moment? A strip so baffling the creator has to explain it?
The sign says Cat Run, but Heathcliff is lounging instead of running. His owner humorously explains that Heathcliff doesn’t like to run because he doesn’t like wearing earbuds, a common accessory for runners.

It’s somewhat opaque, not as much as Cow Tools, I think it would read a lot better if the other cats looked like they were being active, or if the cat run even looked big enough to run around in.
 
The sign says Cat Run, but Heathcliff is lounging instead of running. His owner humorously explains that Heathcliff doesn’t like to run because he doesn’t like wearing earbuds, a common accessory for runners.

It’s somewhat opaque, not as much as Cow Tools, I think it would read a lot better if the other cats looked like they were being active, or if the cat run even looked big enough to run around in.
Aah, I missed the connection between earbuds and runners since plenty of people wear them just because. Nice to finally get it, thanks.
 
For the hell of it, here’s another comic CaptProlactin made on Hallmark movies. Well, more specifically this kind of book I tend to see when browsing the mystery section.
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While it’s not exactly as painful or political as Pumpkin Spice Chode, something about it is still painfully unfunny and too wordy. I’ve seen this kind of comic done before and better.
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Also, it feels weirdly hypocritical to say “somehow her magic baking skills solve a murder!” when she made a game about magical girl cats using their pizza making skills to fight capitalism.
At least it feels more like an affectionate parody than her other comics. She says things like this…
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And then reposts shit like this on her stories. And iirc had other comments going on about how harmful stories like Twilight and ACOTAR can be.
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Cinderella wanted to get away from her abusive family you misandrist dipshits.
 
For the hell of it, here’s another comic CaptProlactin made on Hallmark movies. Well, more specifically this kind of book I tend to see when browsing the mystery section.
No (straight) men watch this. If women didn't like this stuff it wouldn't sell and Hallmark and the Clitlit industry would implode.

No one likes your feminist horseshit because its never about building up, its only about destroying everything more successful.
 
"Witch Rom Com" How tf is this a genre? Women will watch anything.
Its really gay female power fantasy as they ignore the men in salem who were killed as witches. So instead of trying to write female leads who are smart, or clever (because that would make the female viewers jealous and feel lesser compared to them) the female leads are instead clueless but they have some sort of magical power so that - much like media for teenaged boys- they can feel "Well, if I had those powers I'd do ever better than her.". This is because just relying on the Fairy Godmother to save them is othering and oppressive via the patriatchy or some dumb shit.

Cue a bunch of copycats and now its a subgenre and just stupidly common.

To round out the gender wars:
If I see a in a book's summary about "Former FBI agent" or "Former Special Forces" I immediately go look at another book. This filters out a depressing amount of CURRENT YEAR fiction.
 
At least it feels more like an affectionate parody than her other comics. She says things like this…
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See this is always the problem with these types
we wouldn't have most of the things in this thread of any of the art you see in SJW circles if they practiced what they preached. you can yell all you want about how much you don't like someone that is cool but the minute you try to pretend you're just a simple person wanting to enjoy simple things the actions don't actually make any sense. They vehemently hate and misinterpret things then get mad when you correct them which is proven here:
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Cinderella wanted to get away from her abusive family you misandrist dipshits.
This reminds me of the types that misinterpret the Shrek films.
 
For the hell of it I tried looking up what that is. And given how search AI pulls so much from Reddit, I knew it had to give me a valid answer.
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So basically "it's not about the money, maaaan!" Except when your employees want to be paid, I guess, or when the bills come in. And I guess you're allowed to be a lazy jackass who picks favorites with customers. Seriously, I've found four or five articles on Kiwi Farms where a bunch of these businesses with that type of social justice feelgood viewpoint have failed for a myriad of reasons.
Sounds like a business that won't be one for long.
 
No one likes your feminist horseshit because its never about building up, its only about destroying everything more successful.
Dual Posting but as stated time and time again they're great at doing this. They can give a more detailed deconstruction rather than a well put together construction because they're great at tearing something down to the point it can't appeal to anyone because they can't actually create anything that breeds longevity.

There is no building in reality since it's more about perpetuating problems rather than solutions.
 
For the hell of it, here’s another comic CaptProlactin made on Hallmark movies. Well, more specifically this kind of book I tend to see when browsing the mystery section.
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While it’s not exactly as painful or political as Pumpkin Spice Chode, something about it is still painfully unfunny and too wordy. I’ve seen this kind of comic done before and better.
Also, it feels weirdly hypocritical to say “somehow her magic baking skills solve a murder!” when she made a game about magical girl cats using their pizza making skills to fight capitalism.
At least it feels more like an affectionate parody than her other comics. She says things like this…
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And then reposts shit like this on her stories. And iirc had other comments going on about how harmful stories like Twilight and ACOTAR can be.
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Cinderella wanted to get away from her abusive family you misandrist dipshits.
That christmas comic gets posted so much, we need to just make a Captain Prolactin thread and pin that to the OP.
 
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