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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
You want me to work my ass off to buy a house in my fantasy too?! Fuck that!
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Of course! what woman would want to marry an all powerfull being who can materialize her horses and castles? To live a power fantasy were we OWN the most powerful creature ever to live, merely because we exist and have boobs? We rather date some male feminist who will most definietly cuck us with another man and raise our ugly-ass cat with eyebrows.

TopTierHealer said:
For example ,this pic is 10 years old and look at that neck and jaw. On the other hand? no addam's apple and feminine shoulders. I don't know any more.
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I bet one delicious pepsi black that she is a she. It's the shoulders for me.
 
TopTierHealer said:
Hol'up big guy, pause for a second...are we sure it's a she? Her socials are open and I swear that the first picture just screams TROON.
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I’m going with a “No” on this one my dude. Yes, she looks very…unfortunate.
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But I found her abandoned personal instagram (tiffanyhyenapascal) where there’s more pictures of her pre 2020s.
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Plus Troons always have at least comic going on about their transition. All she has is ones about her being a teenage republican (the horror!), her hatred of gender roles growing up, and lying to her family therapist. She calls herself queer, but I’m tempted to think that she’s just a political lesbian.
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She also took offense to being called a man, but it doesn’t seem like it was in a “aaaaa muh dysphoria” way.
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For comparison’s sake, here’s some of many comics about one troon, minamothart, going on about his sad, sad child self.
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So I’m just chalking it up to unfortunate genetics, lack of boobs (also unfortunate genetics), and that Roald Dahl quote about ugly thoughts reflecting on your appearance.
(Edit, just realized you already found her personal social. This is what I get for using KF as soon as I wake up)
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This ogre is slavic? I'm sorry but that part of eastern europe is not exactly known for spawning bridge trolls.
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She’s ethnically Slavic, was actually raised in Appalachia. Specifically Chattanooga iirc.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
So I’m just chalking it up to unfortunate genetics, lack of boobs (also unfortunate genetics), and that Roald Dahl quote about ugly thoughts reflecting on your appearance.
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
She calls herself queer, but I’m tempted to think that she’s just a political lesbian
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Can't quote the whole message but you're right, she's not a troon just beaten with the ugly stick. I'll eat my crow now but in my defense I'll say there's a lot of circumstancial evidence: cutesy avatar, online artist-activist, navy.

As for the sexual orientation I wouldn't too far past: "She's stuck in 2010 Tumblr". Whatever is the most fashinoable in the progressive stack even if she's not a carpet muncher herself.
Keeping up with the spirit of the thread:

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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Funny you should say that.
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I love how she didn’t even give any actual statistics. But at least there’s no mass shootings, just some of the highest abuse levels of any sexuality!
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I literally laughed when she called herself a lesbian. Actual lesbians don't seethe this much about how they really, really, really don't want to marry a man because men are oppressive.
 
Alright, I’m in the mood to talk about CaptProlactin’s other comic, Kitty Roccboxers. This one is actually a tie in to a tabletop game she made (she made two other games, Neither Rain Nor Sleet Nor Death and MILF: Milkmaid I'd Like to Fight. This is definitely the most developed and political one). Purchases are also donations to the Happy Cat Sanctuary, which burned down with the owner and over 100 cats inside. I honestly think you'd be better off donating to them directly though.
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Yes, their business is named after Pussy Riot.
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“Do you hate capitalism but love cats? Then this game is for you. Sleazy, money-hungry Mayor Dumpy Tad has wreaked havoc on the small business of Glitterthistle Hollow, a once affordable, eco-friendly community. Pizza Riot Brewery is suffering from the mayor's corrupt and prejudiced policies. Fortunately, the three cats that own this restaurant won't take the abuse sitting down.

Play as one of the pizza-making, beer-brewing warrior cats and fight Dumpy Tad's union-busting henchmen in this 16-page zine game. All you need is a dice and a pen/paper.

In the spirit of fighting capitalism, this game is purchased by donation. You can get it for as cheap as $1 (except for shipping costs), or you can donate up to $20. If you want to donate more, please contact me at tiffpascal@gmail.comor through my Instagram @captprolactin. All proceeds go to Happy Cat Sanctuary, which partially burned down, resulting in the loss of the owner and 200 cats. If you want to forego buying the game and donate directly, use this link for their GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-happy-cat-sanctuary-after-tragic-fire”
Because Tiffany is the embodiment of the Umbridge effect, we have a very colorful cast of characters. For some reason the main trio doesn't have proper bios though. Just a list of traits and trivia while most others get a brief description of who they are.
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This one confuses me because I thought anti-capitalism was the whole premise and that CEOs are supposed to be Hitler incarnate.
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I think Rubina might be my favorite character just because she's automatically evil for being an obligate carnivore who's probably sick of militant vegans.
Some of the comics out so far are just kinda slice of life stuff, with the joke usually being "lol typical cat antics but they're anthros". One of which made me wonder how the hell they're still in business.
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The most recent one introduced a handful of the other characters, and another that explained how Pizza Riot operates.
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Okay, "my children are terrorists" is a little funny.
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Look, I'm just going to repeat what I said about this in SJW Art.
Ignoring that owning a private business is inherently capitalist, I think recent history has done plenty to show why August is right despite being presented as a strawman dick. I’ve heard so many stories of ✨radical, social justice, anti capitalist, pay what you can✨ businesses (usually coffee shops or cafes) dying painfully from things like infighting, financial struggles, policies that hurt staff and customer, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I love supporting small businesses and community is great, but The Message and good feels won’t buy ingredients or keep the lights on. Donald Tru-I mean, Dumpy Tad and his union busters don’t even need to do anything. Pizza Riot will go the way of places like Mina’s World in a couple years at best, their mounted debts probably paid off by the Bank of Mom and Dad. I’m already predicting that lazy bitch Raven will be the joint’s downfall.
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And the other most relevant one introduces the villain, Donald Trump. I mean Dumpy Trump. I mean goddamn it even if he wasn't just Trump that's still one of the stupidest names you could give any character. I also forgot to mention, I didn't notice until a while back that her lineart is bad. Overlaps, nonstraight lines and shit. She's very proud of the fact that she handmakes all of her products down to the book bindings, including drawing by hand while coloring digitally. But come on, this isn't stylization. Fix your shit.
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This is even more apparent in this comic.
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And yes, she has a store where you can buy her prints, gamebooks, and other such things. Hypocrite.
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Ghostse said:
I'm going to post this here.

Other webcomics people might remember Paranatural, which was a pretty fun comic I dropped over slow/inconsistent updates but also because the creator took their silly coming-of-age FLCL-inspired ghost battle comic and was going into faggot/gender shit even before it was omnipresent. Which was the final straw, but really it was the slow and inconsistent updates that made me drop it.

Anyway, I got a reminder it existed and went to see if it had become fully gay and retarded, and I guess the creator gave up on trying to make a comic over a year ago and is now just posting pages of text with an illustration or two.

Truly, all is faggot.
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I seen this somewhere else... another webcomic with the same turn of event.. I wonder if this 'evolution' is that common to webcomic
 
Friendly Primarina said:
> it's not about the money
> you get better service by bribing the staff
So it's basically a communist country, except that there's food
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I remember hearing about a coffee shop or something that actually tried that business model and ended up closing in a year because people would just pay pennies. They did get a lot of customer that were like the, I think it's a dog, character in the comic.
 
Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Alright, I’m in the mood to talk about CaptProlactin’s other comic, Kitty Roccboxers. This one is actually a tie in to a tabletop game she made (she made two other games, Neither Rain Nor Sleet Nor Death and MILF: Milkmaid I'd Like to Fight. This is definitely the most developed and political one). Purchases are also donations to the Happy Cat Sanctuary, which burned down with the owner and over 100 cats inside. I honestly think you'd be better off donating to them directly though.
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The character designs for this are so ugly. Especially the main characters. Also, I'm pro-union, but the union-busting vigilante birds seem like the most interesting characters by far.
 
Vampirella said:
They did get a lot of customer that were like the, I think it's a dog, character in the comic.
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He’s a dingo, chud! Maybe you should consult the guides next time.
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I also don’t know what the hell is going on with the fox lady’s meatball nose. Or the clothing choice of the rainbow Dalmatian lady who looks like an anthro version of Blue’s baby brother.
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
It’s not her only motivation. The other is that women dare to write/read these worlds. If you read all her comics and descriptions and take a shot every time she says something akin to “are the straights okay?” or “we need more [insert diverse trait] protagonists!” you’ll destroy your liver.
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Look, I get the brain science and all that, but this is infantilizing as hell. And I think that mindset has contributed to zoomers crying on tiktok about how they have to work for a living.
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You want me to work my ass off to buy a house in my fantasy too?! Fuck that!
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I don’t even want to defend romantasy. I’ve read stuff like Lightlark and ACOTAR and they are genuinely atrocious. She’s just doing similar shit but calling it better because it’s dressed in progressivism and activism. Because what sane woman would be interested in an immature jackass genderspecial who’s unhygienic, routinely loses his wallet, and does shit like eat pineapple and anchovy pizza?
Escapism is also a foreign concept to her, because her idea of fantasy is a socialist democracy ruled by fat, black lesbians.
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I've gone through a lot of shit. Been in some real low places. Thought about ending it all more than once. But one thing I take great pride in is that I never allowed myself to become so pathetic that I spent my time drawing little cartoon men so I could make them say things I don't like just so I could feel superior to imaginary people.

Well okay, maybe once when I was 12. But that's different.
 
Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Well, a lot of the terminally online tend to follow Marxism/communism. And I’ve heard that the Jacobins can be considered a form of proto-Marxists. Also, they really want to guillotine the rich, perceived monarchs, and other people they hate. While ignoring (or outright denying in this case apparently) that many, many poor people were condemned to death for disagreeing with things like trying to change the damn calendar. Keep in mind too, it wasn’t just beheadings. Those people starved to death in prison or were horrifically drowned.

I’m actually curious to see how Rebecca here explains the Reign of Terror. Did poor little Maxie pull a silly when he allowed all these atrocities?
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Seeing how they act, clearly they are ok with guillotining any dissidents, who cares about hypocrisy?
 
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