Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Otterly]

Merry Christmas fellow bad tattoo posters!
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I have a terrible urge to find this person and tell them in the comments that ST. George’s flags are racist and islamophobic mkay and see what horror they get to cover it up…

 

[Jaded Optimist]

There is a head tattoos facebook group? Is this what makes me use facebook again??
There’s a bloke I used see in town sometimes who has a full English breakfast tattooed on his dome, fried eggs and all. Haven’t seen him for a while, maybe the seagulls got him.

This one?

Or this one? How is there more then one?

Tbf second one isn't a full english

 

[Pretend To Imagine]

This one?

My wife told me this one “Just looks like a lot of penises.”

 

[Otterly]

This one?

It’s like that, but the bloke is older and clearly not the full shilling. As you’d expect with a breakfast tattooed on your head
It does look like a load of penises

 

[Ventrue]

I just thought I give a warning for anyone that has a fear of spiders, the first picture is a realistic spider tattoo and in the NSFW there is a censored image of a woman with little spiders tattooed on her crotch,

Spoiler: Tattoos

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Oracular Slug]

I just thought I give a warning for anyone that has a fear of spiders, the first picture is a realistic spider tattoo and in the NSFW there is a censored image of a woman with little spiders tattooed on her crotch,

Spoiler: Tattoos

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Spoiler: NSFW

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That first one is the definition of awful taste but excellent execution. That's a spider. I seem to recall seeing that hand one somewhere as costume makeup though.

 

[Eukodal_Addict]

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Lol I actually like this one a little.

Edit: Also I agree with Oracular Slug.
Shitty choice and placement indeed but quality tat work if I may say so.

 

[!Felid_Transmuter!?]

All on the same person. See "Beautiful Disaster "

Spoiler: Just black guy thingz

 

[Eva Braun]

Keep it Red? Keep it Real?

 

[Waffle Iron]

A woman with an instruction manual, very useful.

 

[Otterly]

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Keep it Red? Keep it Real?

Keep it on read?
The I love shopping one is pretty depressing. ‘I am a soulless vacuum of consumerism.’

 

[!Felid_Transmuter!?]

I saw these and thought of @Otterly . You're a way better otter than these man-made horrors ever could be.

 

[Otterly]

I saw these and thought of @Otterly . You're a way better otter than these man-made horrors ever could be.
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Concept is good, execution is poor. Shame, they’d be cute otherwise

 

[Chromeo]

Maybe I'm just trashy, but I think these are actually pretty cool (as far as gimmicky tattoos go.) I also like the lace-up legs one, it'd be cooler if they had some kind of piercing at the top that they could put a physical bow on.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I saw these and thought of @Otterly . You're a way better otter than these man-made horrors ever could be.
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Did the one on the left swim into a boat prop? wtf?

 

[!Felid_Transmuter!?]

Did the one on the left swim into a boat prop? wtf?

The poor thing got shaded to death I'm afraid.

 

[monk]

All tats are bad. /thread

 

[Otterly]

All tats are bad. /thread

Well I’d never have one myself, I don’t like them at all, but they have given us 120 pages of chuckles so it’s not all bad

 

[Pretend To Imagine]

All tats are bad. /thread

Well I’d never have one myself, I don’t like them at all, but they have given us 120 pages of chuckles so it’s not all bad

My favorite part of people watching is the bad tattoos.

There is a saying “the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.” There is apparently no limit to how bad a tattoo can be, and this thread is proof of that fact.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Shoutout to @Dr Cruel for these treasures