Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

It's supposed to look like that. I saw the episode of Ink Master that tattoo was on.

That looks like if China sold shitty tattoo knockoffs of a Megadeth song.

 

[Permuto]

I agree on the women getting tattoos thing, I think if they're small delicate tattoos then it's not so bad, but visually tattoos come across as masculine. For most of history black ink was used, and it fades into a weird blue colour and for most people the look is too intense for them, especially women, it's a look that matches with hardened navy men or bikers. Now a days most people just look like they're cosplaying as a gas station bathroom stall with shit graffiti over their body. Not to mention when the ink fades most tattoos just end up looking like mold on the body and ruins an otherwise good look.

 

[toiling in obscurity]

It's supposed to look like that. I saw the episode of Ink Master that tattoo was on.

God dammit I literally just screenshotted this to post here, come here and it’s the first one I see. Oh well, good taste fellow kiwi. What a fucking awful mess of a tattoo. I guess it’s just as retarded as the individual who got it so it works

 

[Sundae]

The crossover no one was expecting:

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Can't imagine how much this would fucking hurt

Spoiler: eye tattoo

 

[am babby uwu]

Can't imagine how much this would fucking hurt

Spoiler: eye tattoo

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The eyes of Ibad look cool and all but you're just gonna end up blind like The Preacher.

 

[Hummingbird]

Can't imagine how much this would fucking hurt

Spoiler: eye tattoo

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God! Why would you do that?

 

[A Gay Retard]

Can't imagine how much this would fucking hurt

Spoiler: eye tattoo

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I was talking to a guy who owns a tattoo removal business. He said that with the advances in lasers, just about any tattoo can come out at least most of the way, but mentioned that eye tattoos are for life. There's no way to ever, ever get it out.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

It's supposed to look like that. I saw the episode of Ink Master that tattoo was on.

This isn’t gonna save you if a racewar were to happen, dude.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Can't imagine how much this would fucking hurt

Spoiler: eye tattoo

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There are many, many cases of eye tattoo complications and some pictures are really disturbing. And you can't remove the ink like normal tattoos so good luck with your fucked up eye lol

 

[TomServo]

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Trying to decide if kek or cringe. I'm leaning towards kek tbh.

I kind of like this one. A little smaller (and cleaned up a bit) and I'd consider having it put on the back of my shoulder.

 

[Stasi]

This one is kind of sad tbf. For those who don't know some early jackass wannabes paid bums like 10 bucks a pop to do dumb shit, including one of them getting a forehead tattoo, and made videos out of the stunts.

 

[Sundae]

Gotta admit, some of these aren't that bad:

 

[Kelly's Yeeted Legs]

Gotta admit, some of these aren't that bad:

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Ngl, I'd pay for a shower curtain with that guy's image on it.
y's image on it.

 

[Rugbrøds Crunch]

Kinda like it in a sort of post ironic way.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

 

[Dr. Octogonapus]

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I hate how good this is on an artistic level. The outline is super smooth. The eyes are ungodly well rendered. I just want to know how much they paid for that. Generally the more skilled the tattoo artist, the more expensive the tattoo.

 

[thegooddoctor]

This may very well be the worst, ‘Homer’ tattoo I’ve ever seen, it’s so strange I didn’t even know what to name it, you try below.

 

[Sundae]

Looking at these, all I can ask is, why? Why would anyone think any of these tattoos are a good idea?

Spoiler: Lots of Pics

 

[lamp shade]

I thought the cockroach was actually cute until I saw it is dragging a giant dick and balls…cockroach…oh, I get it. What a waste of a cute roach tattoo.