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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
You know what? I can look at those hideous face tattoos without thinking "crippling meth addiction", meth addicts is for some reason another demographic that gets extensive tattoos covering their face.

I, or someone else, have probably posted this one before. Back panther. Just look at that thing.
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The owner, a SA forum user, later bought a motorcycle that he was not capable of driving. He got into a crash. People called him an idiot and told him to take lessons. He reasoned that if he had more power in his motorcycle he wouldn't have crashed. He got a much more powerful motorcycle and got into a very severe crash where he was launched so high he hit a street light, broke a lot of shit, fell to the ground, broke more shit and they had to amputate his arm. Sadly enough I do not have the photoshop of the back panther sans one leg.

He used some of the the insurance money to buy a muscle car. Manual transmission. That's how I remember it at least, it was a long time ago.
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I remember everyone being more concerned that Back Panther was okay.
 
Wednesday Addams appears to be "transracial" now.
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Freckles tattoo or bad acne?
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Woof
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Somehow Tramp Stamps are worse now.
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Aiōn said:
AKA Rick Genest was a Canadian artist, actor and fashion model who held a Guinness World title (most tattoos of human bones) and enjoyed some prominence upon starring in a Lady Gaga music video. He sadly fell to his death when smoking on a balcony in 2018.
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I actually like the way this guy looked.
Aiōn said:
Coincidentally, while we are on the subject of face tattoos, someone sent me this today.
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"Beans wanted a gender affirming mustache tattoo" lmao.
This looked like a possibly interesting case but holy shit this Youtuber has the most annoying faggy voice I've ever heard. Is it the nasal tone that is so grating? I'd rather listen to the most effeminate faggot for days, with no sleep.
 
An ass tattoo...a GIANT ass tattoo....
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Well this must have been fun to get...
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Well there we go an eye tattoo of plankton...
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How crazy cat moms are born:
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Joker has let himself go:
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Some of the ugliest tattoos I've ever seen were furry tattoos.
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And especially Sonic tattoos.
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Tattoo advertisement
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Karolyne Smith was allegedly paid $10,000 for her forehead tattoo, Brent Moffatt was also paid by the casino. Perhaps it is an avenue that BossmanJack could consider in the future.

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Tattoo may end my marriage (Reddit)

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I recently got a tattoo on my chest to commemorate becoming a father. Initially I wanted to avoid my nipple getting tattooed because I heard it was a pretty painful spot. The artist told me based on the design it wouldn't look right and would stand out if he didn't tattoo my nipple making the tattoo look very off. Since this was for my daughter I opted to go with his wishes and have my nipple tattooed.
I had told my wife that wasn't going to be the case when I went in. After the tattoo was finished I called her and told her that while initially I wasn't planning on getting the nipple covered the artist recommended it so I had it done. This blew up into the biggest fight we ever had. She had never told me how adamant she hated a tattooed nipple. If she had I would not have done it. She had only agreed with my initial thoughts that I wanted to avoid the area.
She called me selfish and that I don't think of her or our family when I make decisions. That I acted like I was a bachelor without a family and I should have called her immediately when the plan was being changed so she could give her input. She then told me how she wasn't going to be attracted to me anymore because I'm uneven now and just how much she hates tattooed nipples.
Not sure what to do at this point of if there's anything to do. Our relationship was great and full of laughter and now it's cold. I even felt awkward picking my baby up this morning because the tattoo is for her.
Edit to describe tattoo: It's our daughter's name, birthday with a red rose and a kitten cuddling her cat dad. My nipple is just covered in black ink as background.
 
I won't pretend to know what constitutes a technically proficient tattoo, but I do know that looks like a gif you'd find on Tenor or Giphy. Has cats, roses, multiple discordant fonts, the lot. Just needs a ton of sparkles, the rose to bloom and the cat to blink, maybe some heart shaped balloons floating by or something.
 
Catastrophes said:
I won't pretend to know what constitutes a technically proficient tattoo, but I do know that looks like a gif you'd find on Tenor or Giphy. Has cats, roses, multiple discordant fonts, the lot. Just needs a ton of sparkles, the rose to bloom and the cat to blink, maybe some heart shaped balloons floating by or something.
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It’s the man equivalent of one of those multi line tickers on netmums, but it’s obviously fine from the heart and means something to him so he gets a pass. He’s covered in other doodles and the wife has an issue with nipples? That seems weird
 
So he's the father to a kitten? At least he won't have to put it through college and daycare in the meantime is a no brainer: Litter box, kibble and some toys and it basically babysits itself.
 
Screamer_2 said:
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I recently got a tattoo on my chest to commemorate becoming a father. Initially I wanted to avoid my nipple getting tattooed because I heard it was a pretty painful spot. The artist told me based on the design it wouldn't look right and would stand out if he didn't tattoo my nipple making the tattoo look very off. Since this was for my daughter I opted to go with his wishes and have my nipple tattooed.
I had told my wife that wasn't going to be the case when I went in. After the tattoo was finished I called her and told her that while initially I wasn't planning on getting the nipple covered the artist recommended it so I had it done. This blew up into the biggest fight we ever had. She had never told me how adamant she hated a tattooed nipple. If she had I would not have done it. She had only agreed with my initial thoughts that I wanted to avoid the area.
She called me selfish and that I don't think of her or our family when I make decisions. That I acted like I was a bachelor without a family and I should have called her immediately when the plan was being changed so she could give her input. She then told me how she wasn't going to be attracted to me anymore because I'm uneven now and just how much she hates tattooed nipples.
Not sure what to do at this point of if there's anything to do. Our relationship was great and full of laughter and now it's cold. I even felt awkward picking my baby up this morning because the tattoo is for her.
Edit to describe tattoo: It's our daughter's name, birthday with a red rose and a kitten cuddling her cat dad. My nipple is just covered in black ink as background.
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Weird. It’s a technically proficient tattoo, and a meaningful one at that. If he hadn’t tattooed his nip he’d have looked worse. Wife sounds like a nutter.
 
Maybe this thread is more for less technically proficient tatts. To me it was levels of bad. It looks like someone just started learning photoshop in 2007. "Ink splatter brush." It's a cat for their daughter. He says he has lots of cats and they're easier than humans for portraits. The other mess of scribbles on him. The absolute cringe of, "fatherhood unlocked." Then the story of placement and wife being pissed.
 
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