Bad Cosplay - Thots, weebs, and wannabes

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After scrolling down this thread and using my very limited experience of cons (the con/cosplay community in my area is fucking microscopic), I've realized one thing, lazy, annoying, tumblr-spawned, yaoi-loving, antifa 14-16yr old girls with candy-colored wigs and school uniforms will never die
be it Ouran or My Hero, Death Note or Demon Slayer, the fuckers will cease to forever be a stain on existence
They're like trash pheonix's, every time there's another show that tops the season charts and becomes the next (insert over-rated shounen) they rise from the ashes to spread their tiny grimy hands on whatever twitter is raging about this time
 
Cosplay Police said:
Excuse bad formatting, I'm new here. But I think its time this forum met Auress cosplay.

She is a 2(6?) Year old cosplayer who changes her story but reportedly has been cosplaying for 8 years.

She constantly attacks other cosplayers, calling them lazy and the like. She specifically seems to hate black cosplayers? Yet her sewing skills... leave a lot to be desired. And her attempts to be sexy would be laughable if she hadn't admitted to "having crushes" on underage boys she knew in real life and tried to be sexy in an underage boy cosplays that she admitted was 11 years old in that version.
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She swore up and down her father took those photos ^^^^ until it came out he had no clue about it

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Her "lewds'" of alphonse elric, who she refers to as 11 in her makeup tutorial

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And more just cringe. There's a whole Google drive folder of her shit

Feel free to check out her Instagram to find amazing stuff!
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Uniboob and that rack is certainly unfortunate. With some bodypaint she could cosplay Megatron.
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Cosplay Police said:
Excuse bad formatting, I'm new here. But I think its time this forum met Auress cosplay.

She is a 2(6?) Year old cosplayer who changes her story but reportedly has been cosplaying for 8 years.

She constantly attacks other cosplayers, calling them lazy and the like. She specifically seems to hate black cosplayers? Yet her sewing skills... leave a lot to be desired. And her attempts to be sexy would be laughable if she hadn't admitted to "having crushes" on underage boys she knew in real life and tried to be sexy in an underage boy cosplays that she admitted was 11 years old in that version.
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She swore up and down her father took those photos ^^^^ until it came out he had no clue about it

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Her "lewds'" of alphonse elric, who she refers to as 11 in her makeup tutorial

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And more just cringe. There's a whole Google drive folder of her shit

Feel free to check out her Instagram to find amazing stuff!
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She comes off as absolutely autistic.

And of course the first thing I see on her page is Angel Dust and Junko Enoshima cosplays, nothing screams "I'm an attention whore" like cosplaying those characters. (though it's cosplay, where almost everyone is an attention whore)
 
Xerxes IX said:
She comes off as absolutely autistic.

And of course the first thing I see on her page is Angel Dust and Junko Enoshima cosplays, nothing screams "I'm an attention whore" like cosplaying those characters. (though it's cosplay, where almost everyone is an attention whore)
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Holy shit, what the HELL is she using for the teeth on her Angel Dust cosplay? It looks. Absolutely horrendous. Fake sharp teeth aren't hard to get a hold of or mold so I'm just utterly baffled.
 
M'aiq the Liar said:
It's from a Chinese couple's wedding where they cosplayed as Nazis. Lot of asians do it for whatever reason
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Lots of Asian countries don't learn about the holocaust so they don't know the meaning of SS and Wehrmacht History and symbology, so they see sick Nazi uniforms and wear em without knowing about the western or eastern front of ww2
But what it also leads to is a bunch of Asian Wehraboos who sperg the fuck out whenever someone shits on their precious 3rd Reich
 
AN - THR4X said:
Lots of Asian countries don't learn about the holocaust so they don't know the meaning of SS and Wehrmacht History and symbology, so they see sick Nazi uniforms and wear em without knowing about the western or eastern front of ww2
But what it also leads to is a bunch of Asian Wehraboos who sperg the fuck out whenever someone shits on their precious 3rd Reich
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I always saw it, among J-Rock bands, as shock factor because their politics don't agree with the general public.
 
Rotogravure said:
So uh. Is it just me or does it look like she has a uniboob thing going on?
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Nah, no uniboob. I think it’s just what happens when you push filtering and beauty-lenses to their absolute limits and beyond.

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Well I’ll be damned! German Cross on the right side of the tunic, correct placement for both 1st and 2nd class of the Iron Cross... This guy does a better job than most WW2 movies out there!
 
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AN - THR4X said:
Lots of Asian countries don't learn about the holocaust so they don't know the meaning of SS and Wehrmacht History and symbology, so they see sick Nazi uniforms and wear em without knowing about the western or eastern front of ww2
But what it also leads to is a bunch of Asian Wehraboos who sperg the fuck out whenever someone shits on their precious 3rd Reich
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The only thing the Nazis did that everyone can agree on is have pristine fashion sense. I mean, they got the guys from Puma and Hugo Boss to design for them.
It was depressingly wasted too because now everyone associates it with the holocaust and that's unlikely to change.
 
Since my dear friend was so
Xerxes IX said:
She comes off as absolutely autistic.

And of course the first thing I see on her page is Angel Dust and Junko Enoshima cosplays, nothing screams "I'm an attention whore" like cosplaying those characters. (though it's cosplay, where almost everyone is an attention whore)
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Her Junko isn't too bad?

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Then again she purchased most of the cosplay. Nothing wrong with buying but shes also been known to shame others for not being as "skilled" as her.

Skilled...

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Remember kiwis. No bullying. She spends hours on her top notch cosplays.
 

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Azafran90 said:
The only thing the Nazis did that everyone can agree on is have pristine fashion sense. I mean, they got the guys from Puma and Hugo Boss to design for them.
It was depressingly wasted too because now everyone associates it with the holocaust and that's unlikely to change.
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You could say, they were so fashionable during a conflict, it was a war-crime



I'll go kill myself now
 
If anyone ever see and post a picture of a consplay Vader with part of a trash bag for the back of the head, well i can explain
 
The saddest cosplay is always when people think that it's their costume that needs to be fixed when really the biggest fix would be for them to simply lose weight. It makes for really awkward pictures as well when some overweight whale tries to cosplay as a petite female character. Not going to post an example because I don't want to stain my harddrive with images of ugly and delusional women. If you don't know what I'm talking about consider yourself lucky.
 
AN - THR4X said:
Lots of Asian countries don't learn about the holocaust so they don't know the meaning of SS and Wehrmacht History and symbology, so they see sick Nazi uniforms and wear em without knowing about the western or eastern front of ww2
But what it also leads to is a bunch of Asian Wehraboos who sperg the fuck out whenever someone shits on their precious 3rd Reich
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Of course they’ve heard about it, they got world history too in school.

They just don’t give a shit, because well... Let’s be honest: Do you care about Chinese killing each other or virtue signal about the Dzungar genocide, the Jindandao incident (hundreds of thousands of dead) or the Kuomintang anti communist massacres?

Nah, Asia got it it’s own bloody history that makes even WW2 and the eastern front look like a picnic.
 
danceintrance said:
The saddest cosplay is always when people think that it's their costume that needs to be fixed when really the biggest fix would be for them to simply lose weight. It makes for really awkward pictures as well when some overweight whale tries to cosplay as a petite female character. Not going to post an example because I don't want to stain my harddrive with images of ugly and delusional women. If you don't know what I'm talking about consider yourself lucky.
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I disagree. You can be fat and make a cosplay look good. You just need to be self-aware and know what works with your body shape.
 
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