Bad Cosplay - Thots, weebs, and wannabes

[Jaded Optimist]

Often in our travels through the world wide Web we all come across terrible cosplays. Some are lazy, some are slutty gender bends, some are just swimsuits and wigs, and not all of them deserve fulls threads (momokun, or Queen pixyteri). Here's a place to laugh at those very people.

these are all from a cow that is probably just on the cusp of being thread worthy. She goes by invadernoodles. She is terrible at clothing construction

She doesn't accept criticism and would rather stick to her terrible make up, as seen in her "neo queen serenity" cosplay

she also loves creating combos that combine random elements and look nothing like the original character

"Referee Hatsune Miku"

She is also the queen of the lingerie/bathing suit+ wig = cosplay. I'm going to show you this picture and have you try to guess who she is supposed to be (answer in the spoiler)

Spoiler: answer

apparently it's "nurse gender swapped roadhog"

 

[Hen in a tie]

I will cry if I find any of my old cosplay photos
One time at a con this shirtless guy just points at me and goes "You!" from behind a stand of comic books. I thought I might have known him but I was unsure.
When I got closer I was shocked to see he was only in his boxers and really dirty white toms. he also had shitty made wings. I'm honestly surprised he was allowed to roam around the con, he didn't even have a backpack.
So what was this borderline streaker dressed as?
Mother fucking togekiss:

I thought I had a pic of the guy but I think I deleted it out of pure trauma.
Edit I drew a picture of what he basically looked like. He poorly used marker to make the triangles on his underwear. Like even people that cosplayed as Nudist beach from Kill la kill were more decent than this fucker.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Just some random images
Jessica rabbit

big the cat

jinx (pokemon) + bonus blackface

And I have to add this, it's purposely bad though.
I <3 Sailor Bubba

 

[Muscle Bra]

It's not technically cosplay but I always loved seeing guys in purposely shitty Stormtrooper costumes at conventions. It would completely piss off the folks who spent hundreds of dollars on their armor which, to me at least, was worth the price of admission.

 

[Inklings]

I will cry if I find any of my old cosplay photos
One time at a con this shirtless guy just points at me and goes "You!" from behind a stand of comic books. I thought I might have known him but I was unsure.
When I got closer I was shocked to see he was only in his boxers and really dirty white toms. he also had shitty made wings. I'm honestly surprised he was allowed to roam around the con, he didn't even have a backpack.
So what was this borderline streaker dressed as?
Mother fucking togekiss:

I thought I had a pic of the guy but I think I deleted it out of pure trauma.
Edit I drew a picture of what he basically looked like. He poorly used marker to make the triangles on his underwear. Like even people that cosplayed as Nudist beach from Kill la kill were more decent than this fucker.
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Was he also that in shape

 

[RIP_SANITY]

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d2/1f/99/d21f992ae43e8da0c15b7b05c743f7e5.jpg

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/0f/c7/b40fc766f7b1d34bda6b068cb49c2e51--zero-cosplay.jpg

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Spoiler: you know who

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Inspired by @RIP_SANITY, more terrible King cosplays

apparently gender swapped

 

[Hen in a tie]

Was he also that in shape

Define your definition of "In shape"
Honestly he was more on the medium scrawny side with no muscles.
He wasn't a body builder, this is just my shitty doodle of him.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

So many bad Dark Stalker cosplays

Necessary gender swapped Felicia

Also random slutty sleeping beauty

slutty green lantern

 

[For The Internet]

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...Markiplier?

 

[Hui]

Fucking cosplay weebs are the worst. DIE WEEBS!

 

[Muscle Bra]

The dude totally missed his opportunity. With just a few tweaks, he could have cosplayed as a fairly decent Fred Flintstone.

 

[Hen in a tie]

...Markiplier?

No he was a blond white dude

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Sorry, more of invadernoodles
Alice: Madness Returns

loves squishing her boobs into painful abnormal shapes (even before photoshop)
I think this was Christmas sonico?

somehow daenarys

 

[Hen in a tie]

Are those hot cheetos?

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Spoiler: ...

In case you're wondering, it's based off of this video:

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmxB3Z8COA

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Are those hot cheetos?

Looks like it right? Or raw ground beef.

 

[For The Internet]

No he was a blond white dude

I meant that the guy in your picture looked like Markiplier with the hairstyle and glasses and physique, it was a joke.

I took pictures of a bunch of bad cosplays at comicon in the last couple of years. I take the best and the worst. The best costume I ever saw was a guy in a wheelchair wearing a Sonic costume. If I can find the pictures I'll post some of the bad ones. The worst was probably skanky suicide squad Harley from this year's con.

It's hard to make her actual costume skankier, but this girl had a tiny tube top (it was like the width of my wrist) with copious underboob and a clearly visible g-string with a skirt that barely covered her ass and wouldn't have at all if she leaned forward. She'd written whatever slogan Harley has on her shirt (daddy's lil monster or something?) on the bandeau top and I excitedly took pictures because it looked like a female version of Chris's 'want woman' bra.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

The best costume I ever saw was a guy in a wheelchair wearing a Sonic costume. If I can find the pictures I'll post some of the bad ones.

If this guy doesn't have fireworks and sparks and shit coming out of his wheels as he rolls along the speed of light or is dressed almost exactly like sonic, then I'll just have to lower my standards a bit to hopefully be impressed...