Bad Cosplay - Thots, weebs, and wannabes

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If I'm late please give me my clocks but this shit took me out the first time I watched it.
 
This is my personal cosplay lolcow, every one of her cosplays has the eye extended to her upper cheek bc its “gyaru”. But anyway shes suppose to be Ghiaccio from Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure.
 
Ghiaccio said:
This is my personal cosplay lolcow, every one of her cosplays has the eye extended to her upper cheek bc its “gyaru”. But anyway shes suppose to be Ghiaccio from Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure.
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A bad full-body cosplay is much better than a wig and makeup. The former at least has an attempt at looking like the character.

And of course, a female JoJo fan can't portray a male character as masculine.
 
Kuchipatchi said:
A bad full-body cosplay is much better than a wig and makeup. The former at least has an attempt at looking like the character.

And of course, a female JoJo fan can't portray a male character as masculine.
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I understand effort is everything but this along with the “over accessorized” cosplays become a garbled mesh after long enough. It’s like they’re trying way too hard to be unique than to portray the character.
Also,I think after part 5 the masculine thing really stops mattering tbh.

 
Ghiaccio said:
I understand effort is everything but this along with the “over accessorized” cosplays become a garbled mesh after long enough. It’s like they’re trying way too hard to be unique than to portray the character.
Also,I think after part 5 the masculine thing really stops mattering tbh.
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abbacchio didn't die for some chick to put shitty makeup on her cheeks poor thing
 
This guy kinda annoyed me because he says he's doing a "Big Boss with Raikov mask" cosplay when it's really just a shitty Big Boss cosplay that lets him show his hair. Raikov doesn't even has that hairstyle he wears a USSR cap and has some hair at the back
https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgears...osplay_of_big_boss_with_the_raikov_mask_from/
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LanceHaver said:
This guy kinda annoyed me because he says he's doing a "Big Boss with Raikov mask" cosplay when it's really just a shitty Big Boss cosplay that lets him show his hair. Raikov doesn't even has that hairstyle he wears a USSR cap and has some hair at the back
https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgears...osplay_of_big_boss_with_the_raikov_mask_from/
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admittedly, i can see why he would skip out on the hat because there's a 1000% chance that retards would think its a nazi hat and go ballistic apeshit over nothing
 
I have no pictures, unless I find some later, so this is one massive "Bro, trust me, bro,"
ConnectiCon had so many whores walking around in skimpy costumes.
Sunday is famously the day everyone stops caring about appearances, but imagine my surprise when I saw Slutty Sonic & Knuckles walking around. Sonic was walking around in a legit thong. Chris would not have controlled himself.

I don't watch My Hero Academia, but walked past their photoshoot to now know it was a character from that series: silver swimsuit-style bodysuit. I saw so many cosplays dressed up as her and none of them were wearing tights or shapewear, they were all au naturale.

I get it, July is hot as fuck, but this year the con didn't enforce dress code.
 
There was this one fat chick overflowing with self-confidence; I admit she had an hourglass figure, but damn, she thick.
Thick in the way Niggas like 'em: huge fuckin thighs so thick you can see the crevices of her cellulite, and arms so thick she looked like she stuffed pillows in her arms, but she's not wearing any sleeves.

Slutty & Nipples were skinny, at least.
 
I'm back with a double post, but I just attempted to attend a new local con, but they sold out.

This time I have a story that proves that some people can be bad cosplayers in good cosplay.

A friend paid me to make costumes for him and his friend. I spent hours perfecting the look, dragged them to my house for a final fitting and taught her how to apply her makeup.
This morning she showed up with only her face painted, and unsealed. It's a good thing she was Princess Bubblegum and not a Homestuck Troll. Holy shit it was sad....
I sealed her face and applied some pinks for something other than blank pink. Dumb ho didn't even have lipstick. I told her she needs to paint all exposed skin, or at least bring it down from her jawline. She expected me to put her wig on her head for her.

My friend was the Ice King and is already perfectly pathetic;my man has zero idea how to get dressed and expected me to dress him every step of the way:
>the bottom-most layer is a basic robe. Motherfucker held the robe upside down and could not figure out where the sleeves are.
>there are loops for the robe's tie to loop through, somehow no one in the group saw them. I had to undo his tie and do it over.
>it's 100° here so I told him not to put his winter cape on until we get into the air conditioning. Motherfucker puts on the cape, then says he does not understand how to take it off.
>he has a mask to represent Ice King's Jew nose, and I ended up gluing the beard to the mask. Motherfucker refused to put it on, and held his mask far away from his body.
>Motherfucker has this retarded expression the whole time, a mixture of confusion and about to start sobbing. Honestly it would be the perfect facial expressions for Ice King if he would put on his costume.

I worked so hard to make their costumes, and both retards shared their have zero plans to keep their costumes looking nice, as in Ice King rolled up his robe with no shits about how it will look wrinkled.
Both refuse to comb their wigs because "I don't know how."
Thanks, retards, I appreciate putting effort into something you don't care about 😎
 
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Meet Keon, or wintersredthot on tiktok, negress of the bargin bin cosplay.
She is a huge niggerfaggot with an even huger ego, her whole page is filled to the brim with things she was able to pity beg for on tiktok.





I can't tell whos a bigger retard, her for thinking these accurately portray the character or the people that bought her these things thinking she could construct an actual costume out of them. The only decent cosplays shes ever shown up in have only ever been pre made ones you could buy off of amazon, or miccostumes. The third video I am posting is only here because of the tragic church wig she decides to reuse for every blonde character she's ever done.

Cosplays in order are Mettaton (Undertale), Ballora (FNAF), and Kira Yoshikage( JJBA)
 
Eddie Gluskin said:
Meet Keon, or wintersredthot on tiktok, negress of the bargin bin cosplay.
She is a huge niggerfaggot with an even huger ego, her whole page is filled to the brim with things she was able to pity beg for on tiktok.

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I can't tell whos a bigger retard, her for thinking these accurately portray the character or the people that bought her these things thinking she could construct an actual costume out of them. The only decent cosplays shes ever shown up in have only ever been pre made ones you could buy off of amazon, or miccostumes. The third video I am posting is only here because of the tragic church wig she decides to reuse for every blonde character she's ever done.

Cosplays in order are Mettaton (Undertale), Ballora (FNAF), and Kira Yoshikage( JJBA)
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What tf did they do to my boy Kira??
 
Eddie Gluskin said:
Meet Keon, or wintersredthot on tiktok, negress of the bargin bin cosplay.
She is a huge niggerfaggot with an even huger ego, her whole page is filled to the brim with things she was able to pity beg for on tiktok.

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I can't tell whos a bigger retard, her for thinking these accurately portray the character or the people that bought her these things thinking she could construct an actual costume out of them. The only decent cosplays shes ever shown up in have only ever been pre made ones you could buy off of amazon, or miccostumes. The third video I am posting is only here because of the tragic church wig she decides to reuse for every blonde character she's ever done.

Cosplays in order are Mettaton (Undertale), Ballora (FNAF), and Kira Yoshikage( JJBA)
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That Mettaton makes me feel so... violated...
 
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