UK Backyard keepers brood over 'vital' bird register - nanny state gorn mad, me thinks

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People who keep pet chickens are being urged to register them ahead of a legal deadline designed to prevent fresh outbreaks of bird flu.

Owners who fail to do so by Tuesday risk being fined or even imprisoned, though officials have stressed any punishment would be "proportionate".

Farmers say registration is "vital" to protect the poultry population, but some backyard keepers have branded it "bureaucracy gone crazy".

Jorge Martin-Almagro, the government’s deputy chief veterinary officer, warned against complacency about avian influenza, despite a lack of recent reported cases in captive birds.

It follows the largest outbreak on record in the UK, with more than 360 cases confirmed and millions of birds culled between October 2021 and February this year.
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Derek Smith says he makes no profit from the four eggs his rescue hens lay each day

Ray Holmes has registered the six rescue hens he keeps on an allotment in Hessle, East Yorkshire.

But he objects to the prospect of backyard keepers being penalised should they fail to follow his example.

"We have got wildlife flying over," he said. "There are geese flying over in a morning now. Who knows what is dropping from the sky?"

It is a sentiment shared by Derek Smith, a fellow allotment holder who owns four hens.

"I get four eggs a day," he said. "It is not worth a potential £2,500 fine if I have filled the form in incorrectly. It's bureaucracy gone crazy."
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James Porter, who has one of the largest flocks in Lincolnshire, believes registration is crucial

However, James Porter, a Lincolnshire farmer who produces seven million chickens for Sainsbury's each year, said it was "absolutely vital" to register.

Thanks to strict biosecurity measures, his flocks have never caught the disease, but he said he had watched fellow farmers suffer.

About one million birds were culled in Lincolnshire following an outbreak in December 2021.

Mr Porter, who has a flock of 880,000 birds, added: "I know the effect these diseases can have on people's livelihoods.

"When their whole flock is taken out – most of them never come back from that.”

'Top priority'​

In May this year, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs declared the UK free from cases of avian influenza in kept birds.

However, Mr Martin-Almagro confirmed bird flu was present in the wild bird population.

He said "mapping" the location of all captive birds was a "top priority".

The register has been designed to allow government vets to rapidly deal with any future outbreak, as opposed to wasting resources locating keepers.

Officials have stressed advice and guidance will be provided to individuals who fail to register, with formal enforcement action being taken only in cases of repeated non-compliance.

Avian influenza is caused by a virus that infects birds and sometimes other animals, such as foxes, seals and otters.

The major strain is a type of the virus known as H5N1. It emerged in China in the late 1990s.

The virus has, in very rare cases, infected humans and scientists say the current risk to people is low.

However, earlier this year experts warned the virus was spreading to cattle and decimating wildlife around the world.
 
Mapping small backyard chickens is pointless. The uk is full of wild birds. It makes zero difference if you’ve got three chickens on your back garden if there are wildfowl able to fly around absolutely everywhere.
This is at best someone’s pet money making research project, and at worst a pretty sinister who’s who of who to target when they decide to eradicate all domestic flocks for ‘bio security’ which again is pointless because wild birds.
When I look at this I see echoes of the foot and mouth outbreaks, with farmers forced to cull their entire herds and lose their livelihoods. Kiwis may be interested to know that the architect t of that modelling which drove the culls and the lockdowns (yes, we were prevented from going vertices then too) was none other than niel ferguson, the guys whose covid model (which was shit) was used as justification to lock us down for covid.
I can’t help but think this is prep work for eat the bugs. It’s sinister,
 
Eggs were too good of a protein source and too filling, eh?
We cannot have this. You should buy new processed slop with great macro(mostly carbs cause they are cheap)!

It's all about pushing people into the corporate profit system, step by step. First introduce registration requirement, second do some other goofy requirements.
After sometime the law won't prohibit it, but it will be too much of a hassle for new people to start raising their own broods.
 
Mapping small backyard chickens is pointless. The uk is full of wild birds. It makes zero difference if you’ve got three chickens on your back garden if there are wildfowl able to fly around absolutely everywhere.
This is at best someone’s pet money making research project, and at worst a pretty sinister who’s who of who to target when they decide to eradicate all domestic flocks for ‘bio security’ which again is pointless because wild birds.
When I look at this I see echoes of the foot and mouth outbreaks, with farmers forced to cull their entire herds and lose their livelihoods. Kiwis may be interested to know that the architect t of that modelling which drove the culls and the lockdowns (yes, we were prevented from going vertices then too) was none other than niel ferguson, the guys whose covid model (which was shit) was used as justification to lock us down for covid.
I can’t help but think this is prep work for eat the bugs. It’s sinister,
Yup. That filthy streetshitting hindoo Sunak passed this to eliminate backyard chicken farmers.
 
You’re already banned from feeding them kitchen scraps (unless the entire household is vegan…) it’s just death by over regulation. We’ve done from encouraging allotments, self sufficiency and victory gardens to this in a human lifetime. I dread to think what’s next.
 
Mapping small backyard chickens is pointless. The uk is full of wild birds. It makes zero difference if you’ve got three chickens on your back garden if there are wildfowl able to fly around absolutely everywhere.
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Bird migration routes worldwide. See where the UK is, there's no chance of controlling anything.
 
I sperged out about livestock in a thread last year. Coming for the chickens is the start and is being pushed by the EU/WEF, as they're imposing similar laws across the continent and in some countries, decimated via slaughter, the personal ownership of sheep, goats and pigs.

The Eu went village to village destroying 'illegally' (in their newly-created laws' version) owned farm animals.
 
Meanwhile, in Good Ol' Blighty, you can legally keep a pet monkey, but lazy tards, by majority, can't look after them properly.

@Reinhardo-sama What the fuck is Clownworld?
 
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Chickens will gleefully snatch up and eat live mice. They're by no means vegan in the wild.
I love describing to people raised on Disney bullshit like Bambi how deer, cow, elk, chickens, and other  herbivores will straight up go to town and obliterate a nest of birds, mice, even fuckin roadkill if it is fresh and tenderized enough for protein if the opportunity presents itself. Nuts may grow on trees, but nut needs protein and life must go on.
 
This is a obvious authoritarian measure to control people and ensure you are unable to distance yourself from the government.

Britain is a island of cuckholds.
 
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