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If I ran a con the first thing I'd do is implore my security team to pull badges from people who's smell was offensive to other attendees/reeked of bodily fluids.
Wouldn't that exclude 90% of people from nerd cons?
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If I ran a con the first thing I'd do is implore my security team to pull badges from people who's smell was offensive to other attendees/reeked of bodily fluids.
Wouldn't that exclude 90% of people from nerd cons?
Because the fandom has been lucky enough that the largest cons (like Anthrocon) have been run by semi-responsible adults who would address any issues like Rainfurrest had. There are quite a few people who have ended up with permanent bans from Anthrocon for less than the average RF attendee seemed to be able to get away with. That kind of effort is what will get other hotels to want to host your con (There are like, at least 5 or 6 conventions that have moved to or started at a Hyatt Regency hotel in their area in recent years).
Rainfurrest didn't fail because of babyfurs, they failed because they basically had literal adult babies running the place.
Anyways, back on the subject of babyfurs: Had the "pleasure" of standing around at Midwest Furfest a few weeks ago, enjoying the sights until some fatass in overalls (the international uniform of babyfurs) lumbered by, leaving a nearly visible cloud of shit smell in his wake. I just don't get it. How is that "sexy" or "hot"????
If I ran a con the first thing I'd do is implore my security team to pull badges from people who's smell was offensive to other attendees/reeked of bodily fluids.
So... BO mixed with shit? Sounds like what Mia Hamm was inhaling during her night with ChristineRainfurrest also took place in the Good Ol' Pacific Northwest, aka Moonbat Central. Even though Seattle isn't nearly as bad as Portland is, I wouldn't be surprised if that whole "everything is okay and no one should be called out on socially unacceptable things because shaming is bad" mentality leaked over into Rainfurrest. It's true that Rainfurrest failed because of exceptionally poor management, but the babyfur dominant aspect of it did not help matters much. At all.
Ya' got me. Probably for the same reason why someone like AnimatedJames finds farts sexually arousing, I guess?
And yeah, you'd think after the spiels upon spiels about body odor at cons over the years would finally crack through a few skulls, but no, I went to a con a while back and the entire dealer room/artist alley area was a solid wall of the rankest body odor imaginable. It was so bad, I almost threw up in a nearby trashcan. I can't even begin to imagine how horrifying-smelling a con predominantly with babyfurs would be.
I can't even begin to imagine how horrifying-smelling a con predominantly with babyfurs would be.
Eh, no better way to be a degenerate than to invent some new fictitious "identity", maybe even through a "con" in to give it a veil of legitimacy, and demand 'acceptance'.I think furries are weird, but I can tolerate them (at least the ones who aren't spergs and are clean and reasonable) but I just don't understand adding a diaper to it. I know some people have younger online personas (i speak of people in general, not just furries) because they like to take a break from being an adult and play games and what not and hey, i can understand that. Sometimes playing with Legos or whatever can be a good outlet after a long, shitty day at work, but I don't see how shitting yourself makes things any better.
I bet there is at least one dry cleaner with a horror story of having a soiled babyfursuit.
>babyfur
>clean
Pick one.
How does that even work out, for real? You wear the diaper on the outside of the fursuit and shit yourself, or wear the diaper inside the suit?
Never mind, I don't want to know.
Oddly enough, when I went to my first furry con, I didn't smell anything weird.Wouldn't that exclude 90% of people from nerd cons?
Oddly enough, when I went to my first furry con, I didn't smell anything weird.
Then again, I was 16 and more distracted by men twice my age groping me, and Jesus trying to hook me up with a geriatric.
So yeah, my mom was really progressive and okay with her teenage son meeting up with other faggots and going to organized orgies. I drove from my home to Memphis to pick up this scrawny husky and go to Florida to meet up with a fat hipster dingo. The dingo was my first kiss and person I had sexual contact with. I gave him a beej in the shower, and then his mom walked in. Dingo tried to hide my fat ass in a corner. She left, and didn't say anything.Please tell us more, I'm dying for a good horror story
So yeah, my mom was really progressive and okay with her teenage son meeting up with other faggots and going to organized orgies. I drove from my home to Memphis to pick up this scrawny husky and go to Florida to meet up with a fat hipster dingo. The dingo was my first kiss and person I had sexual contact with. I gave him a beej in the shower, and then his mom walked in. Dingo tried to hide my fat ass in a corner. She left, and didn't say anything.
Anyway, we spent a day or two hanging out, and then travelled to Chicago to meet up with a German Shepherd, and sent a week there. During that time, the G-shep kissed and then hid the husky in a closet when G-Shep's mom came over, me and the dingo fought and argued, (I was an annoying twat, as was he), and we later found out the G-shep was sexually exploiting his roommates, a lion and a doberman, for rent.
Anyway, me, dingo, and the husky then drove to the furry con. Since I hated those two at that time, I went to find Jesus. Literally, I found a man in a Jesus costume and hung out with him for a few days. At some point, he waved this old fucker down and said something about me going back to his room for some yiffing. I declined.
At two other times, some dudes just grabbed my junk, no pretext. It just happened.
Oh, and all this traveling and food and hotels for three guys? Came out of my pocket.
Fuck furries.
I've only just begun.I never thought Ulfric Stormcloak could be more of a faggot, but you proved me wrong.
I've only just begun.