Baby Steps - GOTY

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Best shit balancing game

  • QWOP

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • Octodad Dadliest Catch

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Getting Over It

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Death Stranding

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Death Stranding 2

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Baby Steps

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • My life

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • Total voters
    22
Quijibo69

Quijibo69

80 dollars for trash
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This game is pissing me off but it's still better than Death Standing. I made it to the forest, the best strategy so far is to look for the easiest way to get from Point A to Point B and go off the path. It's working for me. I broke the game once doing this!
 
i watched a playthrough of this game to enjoy the cutscenes and only played it after just because i was curious as to how exactly the stepping worked, really reminds me of octodad which is a favorite of mine but it doesnt have the nuance that octodad had with its movement. made it just far enough to see what the donkeys looked like uncensored and i must say it saddens me that they all dont have comically large donkey dicks which is what i assumed the entire time i watched the cutscenes from a playthrough other than that the cutscenes are perfection and make for the perfect motivation to keep playing which is severely lacking in many of these rage games
 
I know what would have made this game even funnier, if they had a fat stupid looking black woman as the main character. Then it actually would have been worth pirating.
 
SNEED.EXE said:
I've never played Death Stranding, does it really have QWOP controls? No wonder everyone hates it.
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no, depending on where you walk and how hard the difficulty is, sometimes you will slip or need to hold your balance before you trip or fall. also if you add survival mode, you need to regularily piss (and shit) as well.
 
herefortheactualthreads said:
no, depending on where you walk and how hard the difficulty is, sometimes you will slip or need to hold your balance before you trip or fall. also if you add survival mode, you need to regularily piss (and shit) as well.
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Every game needs a pissing and shitting mechanic. Every level in Mario should have a secret outhouse, and you spontaneously combust if you can't reach it in time.
Trump should pass a law requiring every game that has ever been written to be remade to these specifications.
 
I remember Sony shilling this game hard during its shows but it seems no one played it because of ugly it looked. Another game market to hell and back gets forgotten after release. (many such cases now days)

Heard the story is all about (you) needing to grow up and get out of your basement (as in "you" not the character you are playing). The entire story is an allegory to tell the player to "grow up". Dumbest shit i have heard if true.
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
Heard the story is all about (you) needing to grow up and get out of your basement (as in "you" not the character you are playing). The entire story is an allegory to tell the player to "grow up". Dumbest shit i have heard if true.
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It is true, Here is what the developer wrote about their main character:

The main character in the game was described as "nerdy and unprepared", though the team decided to "turned that dial up and up", resulting in the creation of Nate, an unemployed, socially inept man-child wearing a onesie. They added that Nate was very insecure. Throughout the game, he actively rejects any help from other non-playable characters to maintain a façade of masculine success.
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I dunno whats up with this developer, i havent found any suspect shit on their social media (maybe i havent looked good enough), but i know Devolver Digital the publisher of this game are woke.
 
I saw a vid abt the game on youtube and was literally like "dude why does the guy look exactly like Alex Hogendorp?"
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