Baby Monkey Hate but for spiders

[BohrokSwarms]

It is morally and ethically justified to torture spiders to death. Use this thread to celebrate and discuss the suffering and killing of these hideous, disgusting arachnids. I have found that lighters are fun ways to slowly kill spiders. It seems their exoskeletons provide some slight resistance to the modest hear created by a candle lighter’s flame (I don’t recommend using pocket lighters due to how close your hand has to get to the spider), allowing its suffering to be drawn out as it is slowly melted inside its own shell. I have heard popping noises while performing this method of execution; perhaps from gases resulting from the cremation escaping through cracks in the exoskeleton. I once tried to burn a massive Garden Spider to death with a lighter, but it was too resilient. Instead, it fell from its web into a chicken pen, and the badass motherfucking chicken instantaneously picked it up and ate without a second thought. Most Based thing I’ve ever seen.

 

[Jeff Q. Anime]

You should kill yourself

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

They are kinda ugly and scary but i do not think they should be subjected to such treatment

 

[Breadbassket]

t is morally and ethically justified to torture spiders to death. Use this thread to celebrate and discuss the suffering and killing of these hideous, disgusting arachnids. I have found that lighters are fun ways to slowly kill spiders. It seems their exoskeletons provide some slight resistance to the modest hear created by a candle lighter’s flame (I don’t recommend using pocket lighters due to how close your hand has to get to the spider), allowing its suffering to be drawn out as it is slowly melted inside its own shell. I have heard popping noises while performing this method of execution; perhaps from gases resulting from the cremation escaping through cracks in the exoskeleton. I once tried to burn a massive Garden Spider to death with a lighter, but it was too resilient. Instead, it fell from its web into a chicken pen, and the badass motherfucking chicken instantaneously picked it up and ate without a second thought. Most Based thing I’ve ever seen.

How did you come to hate the eight legged so much?

 

[Devout Muslim]

How did you come to hate the eight legged so much?

Self-loathing. OP is rock spider confirmed.

 

[Feral Postie]

This is weird. Don't fuck with spiders.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

If you have fun burning things, why not start with yourself, moron?

Leave the spiders alone.

 

[Batko Bandera]

You are an asshole.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

It's truly tragic you weren't a crib death.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Charlotte's Web, bitch

 

[Meat Target]

Monkeys are humanoid, spiders look borderline alien.

 

[vanta pilled]

Spiders kinda scare me, but they're nice to have around since they capture and eat flying insects. As long as they don't bother me, I won't bother them.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spiders are cool, and are good at killing pests. The fuck is wrong with you trying to distribute spider torture material?

 

[Dysnomia]

Spiders help control the population of bugs that you do not want in your house. They are friends not enemies.

 

[namvata]

every woman's fantasy

 

[Niggolash]

There's a special place in hell for subhumans like you, and it's filled with spiders.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Death to all arachnophobes inshallah

 

[Montalbane]

I will murder you in the name of the eight legged emperor.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Your mum should have swallowed.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

The ironic part is that spiders are probably more beneficial to the world than you and most cutesy pets people glamorize