August 8th review

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I think I know why there's no updates.

The Cha Cha Slide guy died on the 8th and him turning into a Sonichu in C-197 kicked off the merge.
 
LGHDR+ said:
Yeah for someone with an extra chromosome maybe
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Nah Chris looked alright pre 2007, it’s only ever since he started having long seaweed style hair in the late 2010s things went to shit for him looks wise. Old Chris wasn’t a bad looking guy, the closest he’s ever looked to good is a male escort in 2010.
 
algern0n said:
Imagine if Chris chose to turn off his computer after the first trolling experience. You wouldn't be reading my retarded reply right now.
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Maybe but like the interwar years, even if A. Hitler didn’t rise to power there always would have been a “Hitler”.

If there was no Chris Chan, there would be some other turbo autist humiliating himself on the internet.

The farms would rise in some form.
 
Okay people. What do we think?


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thegooddoctor said:
Nah Chris looked alright pre 2007, it’s only ever since he started having long seaweed style hair in the late 2010s things went to shit for him looks wise. Old Chris wasn’t a bad looking guy, the closest he’s ever looked to good is a male escort in 2010.
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Chris is an extremely unattractive man and he just radiates autism. He may have features that individually would be considered attractive to someone out there, but combined he is not and has never been attractive.
Even as a kid he was ugly and radiated autism.

Gentlemen, please never speak on what could be considered attractive to other people, you clearly have zero taste in men.
 
FinnSven said:
Maybe but like the interwar years, even if A. Hitler didn’t rise to power there always would have been a “Hitler”.

If there was no Chris Chan, there would be some other turbo autist humiliating himself on the internet.

The farms would rise in some form.
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"If Christian Chandler did not exist, Kiwi Farms would find it necessary to invent him." -unknown autist...
 
Pruto said:
Chris unironically isn't ugly, his face is actually (or could've been actually) better looking than this guy's, his problem is how his unhinged personality, tardiness and hygiene (and now troonerism) deformed him into the creature he is now.
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thegooddoctor said:
I mean he isn’t, Chris has a fairly normal looking face and I’ve shown him before to people who don’t know who he is and they said he looks like a normal guy. It’s just his years of terrible hygiene, lack of any fashion sense or attempts to improve himself has definitely not helped.
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Funnily enough I know a guy irl who's very similar to Chris facially and he's actually a pretty decent-looking dude. But then again he dresses, speaks and behaves like a normal guy and not like a sped.
 
ConsentAccidentVictimNo98 said:
This is gonna be the trial of the century
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Yea, a post-humous one in 2120. It'll be a case of the attorneys and the judge not wanting to be involved in this so bad, they'll continuance it till Chris dies of old age.
They just want to do their day of work and go home after all.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Chris is an extremely unattractive man and he just radiates autism. He may have features that individually would be considered attractive to someone out there, but combined he is not and has never been attractive.
Even as a kid he was ugly and radiated autism.

Gentlemen, please never speak on what could be considered attractive to other people, you clearly have zero taste in men.
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Nah Chris believe it or not isn’t inherently ugly. Yeah he isn’t great looking but he’s an average if slightly nerdy looking guy. I think it’s just those that follow him amplify his ugliness considering everything we know about his horrible, stupid pathetic and disgusting behaviours and history that he seems that way.

But no, pre CWCistory Chris chan even in his classic rugby shirt wasn’t inherently ‘ugly’ just kind of ordinary looking. There are tons of lolcows out there that are objectively far worse looking than Chris, Basically any Deathfats, Ethan and Cyraxx and hell even Anthony A-Log himself are all way uglier than Chris. Hell I know people in real life that aren’t too far off Chris’s current looks and still were able to score with really attractive women. It just goes to show Women really do care about a good personality and charisma, money more than a guys looks, most of the time anyway.
 
JoseRaulChupacabra said:
Why is no one funding Dream Team Dersho to bat for our boi Chris?
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He defends paedophiles, not gerontophiles.
Dr. Plussy Pounder said:
Is she autistic or just got some resting bored face here?
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If her brother's autistic, she might be on the spectrum somewhere: it does run in families.
Raging Capybara said:
Chris looked fairly handsome during the gay trucker era.

The problem was always the glasses, the haircut, the clown fashion sense, and the obesity.
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Agreed, his creepy behaviour, sense of entitlement, anger issues and terrible hygiene didn't help either. He had the potential to be decent-looking if he'd taken care of himself and, most crucially, been taught to socialise properly, he could've got himself a femsperg girlfriend like Fiona.
Looks aren't everything, there's any number of ugly men who get laid and have relationships, and plenty of handsome men who don't, because everything else about them is repellent. Elliot Rodger, Alek Minassian, loads of creeps like that who weren't ugly but still nobody wanted to fuck them.
 
Black Yoshi said:
I think it's a hacker
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So a hacker gets into Chris's Pokemon Go account and only his Pokemon Go account, 2 years after his arrest, before anyone else - and they just use it to play the game? It's either that or they discovered it earlier, then for some reason waited until yesterday/today specifically to access it - yet even if they did that to troll, they somehow knew not to access it during the time we thought Chris was bonded out?

I'm not buying it, I think it's Chris.
 
Mango Cobra said:
I'm confused, does he not get a trial?
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He waived his right to a trial ages ago.

His lawyer asked the court for something called deferred disposition, and that's the process which has been going on since Chris was released into the community.

Under that process, if Chris satisfied all of the conditions which were imposed on him, then at review the court can dismiss the proceedings against him without a conviction being recorded. If he violated any of the conditions, then the court can enter a conviction (because he has already pleaded guilty) and sentence him. If he is currently still in the community, it's unlikely that he violated any of those conditions.
 
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