Tattoos [August 7&9] Antifa Super Scribbles - More of them.

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None of the tattoo artists I know would go near tattooing someone's face unless they already know them well and know they have thought it through properly. They certainly would never go anywhere near a gang symbol as a tattoo. I wonder how low down the reputability/price/cleanliness scale he had to go to get the teardrop...
 
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How much do you think Phil has paid to have someone take pictures of him?

big baby jesus said:
I'm not totally up to date on Phil...how does he afford all these? Is he still begging for money?
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Tugboat mainly. Some idiots may throw him a dime through Paypal now and then.
 
What soy-creatures love to do is take anything that is "bad-ass", "manly" or "alpha", apply it to themselves but in such a fucked up fashion that it slowly becomes to mean the opposite.

Ex: Beards=manly on a normal male, beards on a soy-thing=complete faggot.
 
What happened to the "anit-kiwi/Chloe Sagal" tattoo he was totally going to get?
 
Sparklepants said:
On August 7th some new tattoos were acquired.
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lol it looks like he just brought the antifa logo and the brotherhood of steel logo and said "make this a thing!"
fucking pathetic, I'd kill myself if I was that guy.

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Anyone thinking of sexually assaulting Phil in prison is going to have to take a solid five minutes to work out what the hell is going on down there to figure out how to proceed. Even Brock Turner would give that a hard pass.
 
Fareal said:
Anyone thinking of sexually assaulting Phil in prison is going to have to take a solid five minutes to work out what the hell is going on down there to figure out how to proceed. Even Brock Turner would give that a hard pass.
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Yeah, bit of a challenge to take on a guy with two assholes.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ, those fingernails.

There's filthy--and then there's Philthy. How the fuck has he not given himself sepsis by sticking those disgusting appendages into his meathole? Is he part cockroach, or some shit?
 
Phil's actual thought process for this sort of thing.

#include bouncensqueak.h;

void tatts();
{

if (ClearSkin>0) and (TugboatArrived=true) {
FindClearSkin(SQRT(BankBalance));
puts(rnd(0xSPERGYNONSENSE);
printf(AntifaSlogan,Bicycle,SexToys);
WearCostume(Antifa,Larp)
Selfie(KiwiVengeance, Tumblr | Twitter);
Aftercare==0
}
else FinancialPraxis();
}

Yeah, my C is rusty but then again so is Phil's sweat.
 
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Just because you can pay some trailer trash $20 for them to tattoo whatever they're in the mood to tattoo that day in their house, doesn't mean you should take them up on that offer. Has Phil been tested yet?

The addition of the airsoft helmet and his constantly sperged face literally makes him look like the special ed kid that needs a helmet for day-to-day activities.

Also, how come he didn't partake in the Portland protest against the Proud Boys? I thought he was Antifa SS (super soldier). He should be able to take out the nazis in one punch.
 
So Phil's waddling around in boots with red laces (white nationalist symbol), he's got his tard combat gear, a facial tear tattoo, and thanks to being fat and balding, he's got that skinhead look about him. Anti-fascist? Phil, you look like you're trying to join Combat 18.
 
Speaking of Antifa:
You really have to fuck up royally as a radical left group to have Vox (who own Polygon) to demonize you:
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Anyone else finds the antifa flag tattoo additionally unappealing? It has so little detail on the flag and "cog" side that it looks like a necrotic wound.
 
Coccxys said:
None of the tattoo artists I know would go near tattooing someone's face unless they already know them well and know they have thought it through properly. They certainly would never go anywhere near a gang symbol as a tattoo. I wonder how low down the reputability/price/cleanliness scale he had to go to get the teardrop...
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It doesn't appear to be Soniju any more, who still seems to be in Oakland. At least Tattoo 13 still lists him.
 
You would think that, by the law of averages, one of the tattoos would look halfway decent. How can someone get so many poorly thought out tattoos that look like they were done in prison during a riot during an earthquake?
 
idosometimes said:
You would think that, by the law of averages, one of the tattoos would look halfway decent. How can someone get so many poorly thought out tattoos that look like they were done in prison during a riot during an earthquake?
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They're mostly from his own shitty "art." In this case, the shitty tattoo artist has no excuse, though, at least for the Antifa logo, because that thing looks like the Antifa logo drawn by Chris-Chan.
 
You know, what I found to be the funniest one of them all was the Bajoran nose-ridges tattoo so he could look like Major Kira from Deep Space Nine.
 
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