Asking a girl for a number

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funkybitch

funkybitch

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How eould I go about picking up a woman I find attractive?
I had 3 girlfriends in my lifetime but each time it was them that did the first move.
Now I'm in a situation where I find a girl attractive but can't seem to find a courage to talk to her. I feel like a bitch and a pussy.
Fucking retarded as shit.
Everytime I get close to talking to ger I make an excuse in my head like "she probably has a guy already, is too old for me" etc.

What do I even say to her. How would I get all that information like whats her age, if shes single,... so sad, just realized all those eomen that asked me out fucked my game up, I never had to do any progress in actual making a first step. Am I doomed?????

Tell me some good tips please
 
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Varis said:
That pick-up artist shit doesn't work. You will know she likes you when she tells you she likes you.

FILTH is right.
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So I should just go straight in and ask her if she likes me?
That sounds kinda too forward, might confuse/scare her?
I'm like pretty sure she likes me. But I'm waiting for her to make the first move just like I'm used from the past-but looks like this is not going to happen with this girl.
 
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Telling her you think she is go great you've been summing up the courage to finally ask her will GO A LONG WAY to showing her how sincere you are and she will rightly be flattered by it. Good on you for thinking this much about it, it means you got a real crush and when you tell her the truth about your nerves, she will be touched, and if she isn't, then you've dodged a bullet.

Go for it. Your sincere nervous nature will be your virtue.
 
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Dress up as the cat in the hat with the crotch cut out and your junk hanging out and reverse spider crawl up to her.

If that doesn't work, ask her if she farts with Dat ass.

If that doesn't work, abduct her and feed her spaghettios until she confesses her love for chef boyardee.
 
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Just do it. Worst she can say is
"Hahahahaha are you fucking kidding? Me? YOU?" *gets on a group chat with your three exs and every other girl you've ever liked* "Look at this shit! Shrimp dick just tried to ask me out! hahaha I know right? What a fucking loser!" *makes several posts across social media smearing you and spreading your secrets that you told your exs in a moment of vulnerability, they all pool together to buy a billboard in your hometown talking about your subpar sexual performance and then they get you booked as a sex pest for harassing her.*

Go for it! You got this!
 
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1. Stop treating women like they are some foreign species. Most are just as disfunctional and insecure as you. Talk to them in a social situation. Not just at the store. Play to your strengths. If you don't have any. Get some retard because that is your bigger problem.
or 2. Take the Coach Red Pill approach. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gonzalo-lira-coach-red-pill-expat229.36610/ and learn to treat women like dogs YA!
 
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