Ask user @DerKryptid a dumb question

[DerKryptid]

I will respond with an even dumber answer

 

[zero-who]

If you force feed a fat fetishist against their will, is it rape?

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Why are you gay?

 

[DerKryptid]

If you force feed a fat fetishist against their will, is it rape?

Rape isn't real (but I wish it was)

Why are you gay?

Because my uncle groomed me

 

[contradiction of terns]

Hypothetically, if you encountered a clone of yourself and had sex with it, would that be incest or masturbation?

 

[DerKryptid]

Hypothetically, if you encountered a clone of yourself and had sex with it, would that be incest or masturbation?

You are an abomination before God

 

[Justtocheck]

Why is Chantal's arab boyfriend so hot?

 

[zero-who]

Because my uncle groomed me

Does your mother know you're gay?

 

[contradiction of terns]

You are an abomination before God

You were supposed to give me a stupid answer, not state the obvious.

Edit: I want a refund. What a gyp.

 

[DerKryptid]

Why is Chantal's arab boyfriend so hot?

Cause he lives in a desert retard

Does your mother know you're gay?

Who says I am gay? You are gay

You were supposed to give me a stupid answer, not state the obvious.

Edit: I want a refund. What a gyp.

Do you feel stupid now retard?

 

[Justtocheck]

If desert people are so hot, why isn't there a whole generation of American-afghan hapus?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

if i filrt with my brain, which is in a specific tub in the middle of nowhere, is still gay?

 

[contradiction of terns]

Cause he lives in a desert retard

Who says I am gay? You are gay

Do you feel stupid now retard?

No. I merely feel deep disappointment, much like your parents.

 

[DerKryptid]

If desert people are so hot, why isn't there a whole generation of American-afghan hapus?

Afghanis are the descendants of the hyperborean spheroid race, they just aren't genetically compatible with us lowly humans (plus afghanistan is frozen, mountainous wasteland you nonce)

if i filrt with my brain, which is in a specific tub in the middle of nowhere, is still gay?

Yes and you're gay for playing that dlc

 

[AgriDrThunder]

What are your top three favorite teeth and what is your least favorite tooth?

 

[DerKryptid]

What are your top three favorite teeth and what is your least favorite tooth?

Bluetooth, tooth fairy starring dwayne johnson and I don't have a third favourite

I hate all of them

 

[zero-who]

Would you rather turn all white people black, or all straight people gay?

 

[DerKryptid]

Would you rather turn all white people black, or all straight people gay?

White people are already niggers

 

[vulg]

White people are already niggers

shut up nigger

 

[DerKryptid]

shut up nigger

Meet me at chris' court hearing and we'll have a brawl on the lawn