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The U.S. Navy completed the search for debris from the Chinese spy balloon on the surface of the coastal waters off South Carolina last week, defense officials said.

By Gordon Lubold and Nancy A. Youssef

WASHINGTON—Amid a baffling series of incidents in which the U.S. has shot down three unidentified flying objects, the White House said Monday it would create a team expected to study airborne objects and the potential security and safety risks they pose.

The new group, created at the behest of national-security adviser Jake Sullivan, would comprise elements of the Pentagon, the Federal Aviation Administration, the Department of Homeland Security and other government agencies, said U.S. officials.

The group will look at the “broader policy implications” of the objects for detection, analysis and disposition, said John Kirby, a spokesman for the National Security Council, on Monday. “Every element of the government will redouble their efforts to understand and mitigate these events,” he said.

The Pentagon shot down on Feb. 4 what it described as a large Chinese spy balloon that entered American airspace, triggering the Pentagon to begin looking more closely at other airborne objects. American jet fighters have shot down three unidentified flying objects, two in the U.S. and one over Canadian airspace, in recent days. Unlike the balloon, which was floating in excess of 60,000 feet in the air, all of the three objects were flying at much lower altitudes that could interfere with commercial and other air traffic, officials said. The last one was shot down over Lake Huron on Sunday.

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The new group was created at the behest of national security adviser Jake Sullivan.

Mr. Kirby said there are no other known unidentified objects floating over U.S. airspace on Monday.

But U.S. officials said they couldn’t explain what the other three objects were, even after closely studying them in the air before shooting them down. Some U.S. officials, including Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.), on Sunday morning described the unidentified objects that had been shot down over Alaska on Friday and over Canada’s Yukon territory on Saturday as balloons. The U.S. military continues to call them all objects.

Collection of the resulting debris has been stymied by severe weather and terrain, U.S. military officials said Monday. Officials believe the first debris will be pulled out of Lake Huron and quickly sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation lab at Quantico, Va., for analysis. U.S. officials have so far declined to provide any imagery of the items.

Mr. Kirby said President Biden was first given a briefing on the issue of unidentified aerial phenomena in his presidential daily briefing June 21, 2021.

On Sunday, the head of U.S. Northern Command and the North American Aerospace Defense Command wouldn’t rule out that the airborne objects the Pentagon has been shooting down are connected to aliens or extraterrestrials.

“I’ll let the intel community and the counterintelligence community figure that out, I haven’t ruled out anything,” said Gen. Glen VanHerck in a briefing late Sunday. “At this point, we continue to assess every threat or potential threats unknown that approaches North America with an attempt to identify it.”

“There is no, again, no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on Monday.

The Pentagon has said the objects have been unmanned, and they cannot yet explain how the objects are powered, contributing to the mystery of the airborne object. Military officials have declined to describe the objects as balloons even though some U.S. officials have described them that way.

“I’m not going to categorize these balloons, we call them objects for a reason,” Gen. VanHerck said without elaborating, though he hinted that they could be some kind of a balloon floating by gas or a different kind of propulsion system. “These are objects.”

The Pentagon last summer formed the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office, which has reviewed 366 reports of unidentified aerial phenomena, or what most people refer to as UFOs. Of those, 171 “demonstrated unusual flight characteristics or performance capabilities, and require further analysis,” according to a report by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence.

Because the office is classified, the Pentagon wouldn’t say how much funding is allocated for the office, a Pentagon spokeswoman said Monday. The office is part of the Military Intelligence Program, which is composed of several offices and requested $26.6 billion for its fiscal year 2023 budget.

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D., N.Y.), who led the push in Congress to establish AARO and chairs the subcommittee on emerging threats within the Senate Armed Services Committee, said she intends to hold a public hearing on the matter.

The purpose of creating AARO, Ms. Gillibrand said, is to make sure that service members are no longer stigmatized for forwarding and reporting on unidentified aerial phenomenon, and to make sure there is no retaliation.

“That’s what the legislation requires,” she said. “And as a consequence, we’ve seen a huge uptick in reporting in the past year and a half.”
— Lindsay Wise contributed to this article.

Write to Gordon Lubold at gordon.lubold@wsj.com and Nancy A. Youssef at nancy.youssef@wsj.com
 
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I want to believe, man. We got just about every other square on apocalypse bingo over the last few years, why can't we have aliens too? :heart-empty:
 
I hate how obviously fucking staged those photos of dudes pulling the “balloon” out of the water are.
 
Here's my prediction: they're playing the plausible deniability card so hard that it's making the table shake.

"We're not saying it's a foreign craft or anything like that...but we're not not saying it could be something else. Eh? Eh?"
 
I have to assume we do know what these objects are but we're not saying anything because we don't want to admit we freaked out over some Michigander nerd's drone and/or an unusually large goose.
 
We really should have listened to MacArthur and nuked those Chicom and Ruscom bastards into oblivion. The US had total nuclear dominance until at least the late 1950s and even by the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis the Soviet deterrent was far weaker than ours.

Imagine how much better the world would be today if Communism was nipped in the bud back when we had the chance.
 
1950's - Government allegedly shoots down UFO, claims it was a weather balloon

2020's - Government allegedly shoots down weather balloon, claims it was a UFO

Man, the future is cooler AND suckier at the same time, somehow.
 
We really should have listened to MacArthur and nuked those Chicom and Ruscom bastards into oblivion. The US had total nuclear dominance until at least the late 1950s and even by the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis the Soviet deterrent was far weaker than ours.

Imagine how much better the world would be today if Communism was nipped in the bud back when we had the chance.
True Communism hasn't been tried.

Soviet Union fell without nukes, Russia is a joke now, and only a thorn in America's side because we like to meddle.

China is a centrally planned dictatorship with a collectivist attitude going back millennia. Unlike the Soviet Union, I don't think we can count on China crumbling from within before BLM, trannies, and other nonsense takes out the USA. Encouraged with the help of TikTok, etc.

These objects are hybrid human-alien spacecraft launched by Nigeria.
 
It's so weird seeing the people that live in the areas this shit is taking place meming about fighter jets vs. balloons but the government, mainstream media, and internet "influencers" are all fucking saying aliens after the first balloon got shot down. Fucking scary how deep social conditioning is with how a lot of people just flipped from "BALLOON CHINA SPY SCARY BAD AAA WW3" to "ALIENS REAL ALIENS REAL UFO SIGHTINGS DOOMSDAY ALIEN WAR!" Never forget the initial balloon was shitposted about for a while before the media started fear mongering about it, something real stinky's going on here. Something that ultimately is probably a way for the government to try and save face over this dumb shit in a similar hellspiral to the shit with the coof.

1950's - Government allegedly shoots down UFO, claims it was a weather balloon

2020's - Government allegedly shoots down weather balloon, claims it was a UFO

Man, the future is cooler AND suckier at the same time, somehow.
I think the scariest thing is people are believing the given narratives about this shitshow. years of "ORANGE MAN BAD GOING To KILL ALL MINORITIES!!!" and Lockdown world apperently broke all reasoning or ability to see things as funny for some people.
 
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I think they're saying it to not cause a panic. Because their intervention in Ukraine is escalating and tolerance for that is already rapidly plummeting, active spying by China basically will drive people fucking crazy because they think that a world war is on the horizon. And it will be in their backyard.

So I think this is their way of going: "N-n-no guys, we uh, don't know. It might be aliens you know! Taken out by armaments that are 50 years old.....yeah, aliens. That's it!"

Then six months down the line when no one cares it was just China fucking with the US and getting SIGINT for seeing how Norad works and how we scramble our jets.
 
These damn """UFO""" canards are doing a real good job of distracting the public at large from the ecological superfund site in the making that just took place in eastern Ohio over the last week...
 
True Communism hasn't been tried.

Soviet Union fell without nukes, Russia is a joke now, and only a thorn in America's side because we like to meddle.
Should have ended the USSR in 1945 like Patton wanted.
China is a centrally planned dictatorship with a collectivist attitude going back millennia. Unlike the Soviet Union, I don't think we can count on China crumbling from within before BLM, trannies, and other nonsense takes out the USA. Encouraged with the help of TikTok, etc.
I honestly doubt the collectivist attitude for the Chinese pre-Communism, their entire history has involved people getting pissed off and rebelling as well as all the pirates, bandits and all-around scoundrels that existed along the coasts.

Chinese Malaysians are absolutely greedy motherfuckers who love gambling, drinking and smoking even more than the mainlanders....back when I was in college I worked as a janitor and with a Chinese Malaysian dude named Bing and we bet on ever damn thing under the sun on our smoke breaks. One time on the morning shift we bet $100 each that the garbage truck that hauled off the compactor would arrive before noon. It did and seeing that bastard's smile when I counted out the 20's was a grim day.

We did get in trouble once for our pranks on the new hires...there was this one we used to play where we'd instruct them to empty the hot water from the Bunn coffeemaker so that the new hot water could be brought in from the tanker. Obviously this is complete nonsense if you know how one of those machines work but of course we made the goofy asshole who used to cut herself cry because we were so mean....

Why we hired someone so mentally unstable with many, many visible cutting scars on her arms was beyond me at the time but the pranks stopped after that, at least the ones Bing and I couldn't do on the sly.

Bing, I hope you're doing well my man.
These objects are hybrid human-alien spacecraft launched by Nigeria.
Nigerians kick ass just like Ethiopians. They don't fuck around, work hard and have a great sense of humor...I loved working with them and the guys from Ghana on our projects back in college. Much better than those goofy-ass Chicom students shut down when they had to think for themselves. I wish in hindsight I'd mocked and bullied them for their shitty English.
 
I honestly doubt the collectivist attitude for the Chinese pre-Communism, their entire history has involved people getting pissed off and rebelling as well as all the pirates, bandits and all-around scoundrels that existed along the coasts.

Chinese Malaysians are absolutely greedy motherfuckers who love gambling, drinking and smoking even more than the mainlanders....back when I was in college I worked as a janitor and with a Chinese Malaysian dude named Bing and we bet on ever damn thing under the sun on our smoke breaks. One time on the morning shift we bet $100 each that the garbage truck that hauled off the compactor would arrive before noon. It did and seeing that bastard's smile when I counted out the 20's was a grim day.

We did get in trouble once for our pranks on the new hires...there was this one we used to play where we'd instruct them to empty the hot water from the Bunn coffeemaker so that the new hot water could be brought in from the tanker. Obviously this is complete nonsense if you know how one of those machines work but of course we made the goofy asshole who used to cut herself cry because we were so mean....

Why we hired someone so mentally unstable with many, many visible cutting scars on her arms was beyond me at the time but the pranks stopped after that, at least the ones Bing and I couldn't do on the sly.

Bing, I hope you're doing well my man.
BING CHILLING
 
Ah yeah a total "mystery" on this one. I guess its hard to tell what these UFO's are when you can't see their eyes behind the slant.
They need to come up with a new classification, UCO (Unidentified Chink Object). God help the US if they go Manchurian Candidate on John Cena's ass.
 
I thought they already had some kind of group situation happening to monitor these things. If it's literally just been MUFON for five decades and the government just being like yeah whatever cool stuff bro until this very moment when they decide they should make their own MUFON.

What about all the other weird shit the other guys documented?????

I'm a pretty hard skeptic on alien encounters. I believe they probably exist - but maybe it's just a shitty bug that just happened to somehow exist and not ultra smart beings. I have, however, listened to a lot of podcasts and stories about UFOs in passive interest and I really think there's been weird shit for awhile but literally no one was really looking up. Now average people are looking up and there's more reports. But also the dick-waving of shooting it down regardless.

But I think it's probably more balloons or drones or maybe super fun, some crazy guy in Alaska who built some fucked up 3D printed robot plane and thought this is my chance. What if some people in Africa just lost a bunch of giant weather balloons and just thought the problem floated away until now? There's too many things it could be before a spacecraft.
 
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