Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Baby's first mass panic.

Yeah. In rhe face of completely shut down borders and a bunch of health organizations that can't even agree on what happening, always remember IT'S JUST A FLU BRO CORONA CHAN PRANK GONE SEXUAL.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Yeah. In rhe face of completely shut down borders and a bunch of health organizations that can't even agree on what happening, always remember IT'S JUST A FLU BRO CORONA CHAN PRANK GONE SEXUAL.

If you don't torture animals, eat anything that moves, or have epicanthic folds you really shouldnt be that worried.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

May I ask exactly what in the everlasting fuck is going on in the coronavirus thread?

Faggots like this

Yeah. In rhe face of completely shut down borders and a bunch of health organizations that can't even agree on what happening, always remember IT'S JUST A FLU BRO CORONA CHAN PRANK GONE SEXUAL.

Slowly turning into A&H's personal DoomCows.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Corona-chan's progress is something any reasonable adult should be keeping up with, but no sense in doom cooming.

 

[It's HK-47]

That Wuhan thread is such a wreck that it's become the bulk of all of A&H's reports. Double-posts, music posts, TMI posts, schizo posts, the entire thing's just a big mess and I really look forward to it calming down, again. That one damned thread easily tripled the number of reports that pass through this board.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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That Wuhan thread is such a wreck that it's become the bulk of all of A&H's reports. Double-posts, music posts, TMI posts, schizo posts, the entire thing's just a big mess and I really look forward to it calming down, again. That one damned thread easily tripled the number of reports that pass through this board.

Is it in poor taste to ask it get quarantined?

 

[X Prime]

How does a thread that's in a quarantine board get quarantined?

What would we call AnH Squared?

 

[AnOminous]

Is it in poor taste to ask it get quarantined?

A&H needs Plagued rating. Or give it its own rating. Maybe if you post there you get a hazmat suit on your avatar so people know.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

A&H needs Plagued rating. Or give it its own rating. Maybe if you post there you get a hazmat suit on your avatar so people know.

So Forums Cancer from SA?

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

A&H needs Plagued rating. Or give it its own rating. Maybe if you post there you get a hazmat suit on your avatar so people know.

At the very least the Coronavirus thread should be Plagued.

 

[AnOminous]

So Forums Cancer from SA?

Shit, I probably did steal it from that, shoot me.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

What’s the deal with faggots reporting posts? I haven’t submitted a single report since I started here about four years ago but some people get the vapors and demand jannies or Null make their hurt feelings go away. I mean, yeah all the useless personal anecdotes of someone’s harrowing tale of not finding Purell at their local grocery store are dumb but reporting? Fuck off, just make fun of them instead; that seems more in line with the spirit of the site than reporting them.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

What’s the deal with faggots reporting posts? I haven’t submitted a single report since I started here about four years ago but some people get the vapors and demand jannies or Null make their hurt feelings go away. I mean, yeah all the useless personal anecdotes of someone’s harrowing tale of not finding Purell at their local grocery store are dumb but reporting? Fuck off, just make fun of them instead; that seems more in line with the spirit of the site than reporting them.

The corona virus thread would go through a phase were there'd be 10-15 posts of nothing but youtube links to "end of the world theme song" shits. It also is full of people talking about their dreams, and posting thousands of word essays on how corona virus impacts their feelings.

It's reddit posting. There are a bunch of idiots new to the site who are just constantly reddit posting. This is on top of the constants news updates, the prepper talk, the military dorks theorizing, and the science fags trying to correct misinformation. The thread is at times moving faster than even weeb wars or the zoosadist leaks. It's a mess.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The corona virus thread would go through a phase were there'd be 10-15 posts of nothing but youtube links to "end of the world theme song" shits. It also is full of people talking about their dreams, and posting thousands of word essays on how corona virus impacts their feelings.

It's reddit posting. There are a bunch of idiots new to the site who are just constantly reddit posting. This is on top of the constants news updates, the prepper talk, the military dorks theorizing, and the science fags trying to correct misinformation. The thread is at times moving faster than even weeb wars or the zoosadist leaks. It's a mess.

All these niggers want to talk up the revolution/day of the rope/boogaloo/bigigloo/the end but then turn out to be scared autists bankrupting themselves buying canned dog food and hand sanitizer because of the flu.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

The corona virus thread would go through a phase were there'd be 10-15 posts of nothing but youtube links to "end of the world theme song" shits. It also is full of people talking about their dreams, and posting thousands of word essays on how corona virus impacts their feelings.

It's reddit posting. There are a bunch of idiots new to the site who are just constantly reddit posting. This is on top of the constants news updates, the prepper talk, the military dorks theorizing, and the science fags trying to correct misinformation. The thread is at times moving faster than even weeb wars or the zoosadist leaks. It's a mess.

Sounds like a good time tbh

 

[It's HK-47]

What’s the deal with faggots reporting posts? I haven’t submitted a single report since I started here about four years ago but some people get the vapors and demand jannies or Null make their hurt feelings go away. I mean, yeah all the useless personal anecdotes of someone’s harrowing tale of not finding Purell at their local grocery store are dumb but reporting? Fuck off, just make fun of them instead; that seems more in line with the spirit of the site than reporting them.

That's what pretty much all of the "rejected" ones are.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

All these niggers want to talk up the revolution/day of the rope/boogaloo/bigigloo/the end but then turn out to be scared autists bankrupting themselves buying canned dog food and hand sanitizer because of the flu.

yah it's kinda cute actually, now that corona is all over the world all the bravado is gone and we get to see people melting down over the lack of toilet paper at their local 7-11. truly a humanizing event.

That's what pretty much all of the "rejected" ones are.

You're a hero.

 

[AnOminous]

What’s the deal with faggots reporting posts? I haven’t submitted a single report since I started here about four years ago but some people get the vapors and demand jannies or Null make their hurt feelings go away. I mean, yeah all the useless personal anecdotes of someone’s harrowing tale of not finding Purell at their local grocery store are dumb but reporting? Fuck off, just make fun of them instead; that seems more in line with the spirit of the site than reporting them.

If newfags don't get acculturated they think their blogposting is normal and give it a few months and we're reddit and people think posting glurgy shit about their lives is normal and we have forums for it and everything about the host culture is destroyed by the waves of shit-tier immigrants.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

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That Wuhan thread is such a wreck that it's become the bulk of all of A&H's reports. Double-posts, music posts, TMI posts, schizo posts, the entire thing's just a big mess and I really look forward to it calming down, again. That one damned thread easily tripled the number of reports that pass through this board.

Oh but you learn so much there and it really is the best place for information on the internet. I don't know what I'd do without 30 minute long videos from conspiracy websites, random disjointed newsbites from literally who news outlets, and uncle grandad's boot soup recipe.

Everytime I see one of those posts I have to laugh. It's trash, even for here. If you want information go to the CDC website.

 

[Superman93]

Oh but you learn so much there and it really is the best place for information on the internet. I don't know what I'd do without 30 minute long videos from conspiracy websites, random disjointed newsbites from literally who news outlets, and uncle grandad's boot soup recipe.

Everytime I see one of those posts I have to laugh. It's trash, even for here. If you want information go to the CDC website.

That’s why I laugh whenever some AnHfag says they use AnH as their source of news