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Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.
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You know what i take it back, i prefer making fun of people crying over negative ratings and muh (insert political orientation that i dont like) hugbox over having to deal with Doc schizofrenic ramblings about stupid shit
 
the autist of dojima said:
You know what i take it back, i prefer making fun of people crying over negative ratings and muh (insert political orientation that i dont like) hugbox over having to deal with Doc schizofrenic ramblings about stupid shit
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Me? Rambling on stupid shit?
On a site who made a thread about me?
From Dipshit people who created a thread called "State of the Board"?
You can't even read. I said , go ahead and neg me autistic, I don't care.


I'm still hoping the post saying Tony Robbins is dead is true.

AnOminous said:
You're fat and krr-r-r-r-raaaaazy!
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But you still want a piece tho.
 
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DocHoliday1977 said:
I'm still hoping the post saying Tony Robbins is dead is true.
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You faggot. It's obviously not. Just google it, retard.

Don't you realize that we purely exist to mess with your schizophrenia for just some small time entertainment without any sort of connections to Weinstein or Robbins whatsoever. If anything, I don't know why you'd suspect any of us on this website to have any connections with the elites whatsoever. We're all plebs that want to see your demise once the crazy in you really kicks in when you reach menopause. The true laughs are to be had there. Have fun at 50 years old, you retarded gen X-er.
 
Hey @DocHoliday1977 Moshe from Black Cube sends his regards. Met him near his office in Haifa, he was drinking a nice Chianti. You might want to look up Corbin's connection to Weinstein, though, that's an interesting rabbit hole I think you'll find intriguing. Otherwise, keep up the schizo-posting and if you want @AnOminous as a suitor just pretend to be George McGovern and his dick will be diamonds.
 
okay so this is the new Erwin, got it, cool

while we're randomly shitposting what about that Florida General Thread, I think that would be good
I run across lots of articles of random varmints and shit that aren't worth a thread and the clickbait general is gay, like this one about a racoon that got caught in a snack machine
www.clickorlando.com

Paws Up! Volusia deputies 'apprehend' raccoon in vending machine

There is no word at this time when the raccoon will make his first court appearance.
www.clickorlando.com www.clickorlando.com
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Paws Up! Volusia deputies 'apprehend' raccoon in vending machine

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also per the last Erwin, another gif of lucha libre
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AprilRains said:
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some goofball, might have been King of Pol, started a pm chain called "Erwin" that included afaik literally every user
it was ostensibly to discuss something obviously very serious and not stupid internet shit but it ended up just shitposting and stupid stuff, I helped by contributing Um Jammer Lammy porn and animated gifs of Mexican wrestling
 
XYZpdq said:
some goofball, might have been King of Pol, started a pm chain called "Erwin" that included afaik literally every user
it was ostensibly to discuss something obviously very serious and not stupid internet shit but it ended up just shitposting and stupid stuff, I helped by contributing Um Jammer Lammy porn and animated gifs of Mexican wrestling
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Thank you, both for the explanation and for your past service in the name of the lulz.
 
XYZpdq said:
some goofball, might have been King of Pol, started a pm chain called "Erwin" that included afaik literally every user
it was ostensibly to discuss something obviously very serious and not stupid internet shit but it ended up just shitposting and stupid stuff, I helped by contributing Um Jammer Lammy porn and animated gifs of Mexican wrestling
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I never even learned who Erwin was.
 
pamela swain is what happens when a biblical demon rapes a radioactive pig then tries to beat the baby out of the pig but gives up after only inflicting severe brain damage
 
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