Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.

 

[Nobunaga]

Jesus fucking christ this thread

We have one group of exceptional individuals arguing with a sock puppet, another group of exceptional individuals defending the sock puppet then we have a literal exceptional individual being an exceptional individual

Atleast this corbin hate/defence thread is less pathetic than the ethics of upvotes from the first pages

 

[X Prime]

We were getting pretty close to "negative ratings are hate speech" there.

 

[Superman93]

Atleast this corbin hate/defence thread is less pathetic than the ethics of upvotes from the first pages

Oh no, this is a lot more entertaining.

 

[AprilRains]

We were getting pretty close to "negative ratings are hate speech" there.

That part of the thread was great because it showed me that stickers hurt all the right people.

 

[XYZpdq]

Is this thread the new Erwin?

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Take up the A&H's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred negrating,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your pozhole
Through all the janny dick sucking
Cold, edged with dear-bought autism,
The judgment of your peers!

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

It's all just theater Null uses to hide the fact that he's selling us all out to the Russians and the alt-right.

 

[X Prime]

Wouldn't it be more lucrative to sell us to the Chinese?

 

[Coldgrip]

It's all just theater Null uses to hide the fact that he's selling us all out to the Russians and the alt-right.

As long as it's the Russians or the alt-right and not the Russian alt-right.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

That part of the thread was great because it showed me that stickers hurt all the right people.

I was most amused to find out that there are a bunch of sensitive fags that hide out in conversation threads because they get their feelings hurt if they can’t defend their retarded opinions.

 

[XYZpdq]

As long as it's the Russians or the alt-right and not the Russian alt-right.

what about alt-russians

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

what about alt-russians

Death to Belarus.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Jesus fucking christ this thread

We have one group of exceptional individuals arguing with a sock puppet, another group of exceptional individuals defending the sock puppet then we have a literal exceptional individual being an exceptional individual

This right here.

No one gives a fuck. Get laid.

Funny how I even fuck off of these exceptional rant threads made by other exceptional people who live on this site.

And vote me autistic, I don't care. The Tony Robbins program for giant egos with micropenises is not a site I strive to be popular.

 

[AprilRains]

No one gives a fuck. Get laid.

How can anyone get laid if no one gives a fuck?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

How can anyone get laid if no one gives a fuck?

Here's what you should do.
Log off.
Don't give another fuck about this site.
Start giving a fuck about pussy.


Report back with your findings.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Funny how I even fuck off of these exceptional rant threads made by other exceptional people who live on this site.

And vote me autistic, I don't care. The Tony Robbins program for giant egos with micropenises is not a site I strive to be popular.

Tony Robbins is dead.

And nobody killed him because nobody fucking cares about him. Get off your high horse and stop caring about some stud speaker who has no connections whatsoever with you, you schizo freak.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Truly a microcosm of the board.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Tony Robbins is dead.

And nobody killed him because nobody fucking cares about him.

You'll get no sympathy from me.

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Truly a microcosm of the board.

Oh cause you see, in psychopath micropenis Tony Robbins little internet fantasy world, anyone who is educated and a rational data scientist and doesn't like micropenises are called mentally ill. But don't you worry about my mental health. My ego doesn't thrive on a ridiculous cyberbullying social media site.

Keep posting.

I guess Alex Jones must have a micro penis too.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh cause you see, in psychopath micropenis Tony Robbins little internet fantasy world, anyone who is educated and a rational data scientist and doesn't like micropenises are called mentally ill.

Tony Robbins is really rich and a huge chad.

 

[AprilRains]

Here's what you should do.
Log off.
Don't give another fuck about this site.
Start giving a fuck about pussy.


Report back with your findings.

Here's what you should do:

Stop multiposting.
Stop posting.
Stop.