Are you my real dad - Serious replies only

[Sped Xing]

Some sort of Maury GIF

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

I disowned you when you were born. So yes, but no.

 

[Happy Fish]

No, but I'll be your daddy.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

No, but I claim you are my son for tax purposes.

 

[Driftwood]

My real dad was said to be a cunt, so congratulations, father.

 

[General Tug Boat]

For the right price I can be anything you want for the hour sweetie.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Yes, you are my seahorse baby

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Go chop some firewood you little bastard

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Yes. Now take this mitt. It's time to play some catch, son.

 

[Hal]

yes, come home my son