OMG I so want to rape a niggers ears with my pen whenever I am listening to a youtube video, and every 30 seconds there is a *CHIRP* because some beast can't be bothered to change their smoke alarm batteries. It's people like this who burn down apartment buildings.
I took all the batteries out of my smoke alarms and have allowed nature to take over the back yard. I don't give a fuck anymore. I hate my neighbors and don't care if we all burn up.
I still have a fire extinguisher for the kitchen. The last gasp of my will to live.