I browse Kiwifarms on TailsOS in Tor behind seven proxies through a custom VPN running on a highly specialized Debian machine, which I obtained by giving a hobo crack so that I could send him into Walmart to buy me a laptop purchased with cash. Every day I drive one--sometimes two--states over to random establishments offering public wifi to laugh at lolcows. Every month or so, I take that laptop and Tails USB, dowse them in corrosive acid, then chuck them in an industrial trash compactor. I then find a different hobo to give crack to for another laptop. I'm 5% sure the feds are onto me, so now I stalk a random hobo a week in advance so that I'm certain he's not a glownigger. Clearnet is for faggots.