Are you a jabroni IRL

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ITS TRUE IM A FAT LOSER IN REAL LIFE TOO

I’m actually fit, we all pick ocs that we aren’t. But yes not many people talk to me.
 
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I spent like a decade successfully convincing people I was worthwhile instead of spending that time and energy actually doing or becoming anything worthwhile and only recently transcended from king of losers to the lowliest larval stage of a decent person. Every day I fight the urge to return to my old ways and go back to being The Cool Guy with the tragic backstory that conveniently excuses his lack of accomplishment. Any given day I could retreat to the company of people who would unduly inflate my ego for me, but it would only temporarily distract from the fact that I have nothing to be proud of.
 
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I recently accidentally had a Hershey's squirt after drinking a bunch of weird mushroom stout thinking it was a fart, thankfully I was buck naked and it was on a blanket on the futon I promptly threw in the wash. I really hate being gifted experimental beers.
 
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