Are you a fed?

[Smug Chuckler]

Do you glow in the dark? Can you run fast?

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

1. That information is classified.
2. That information is classified.
3. How fast do you think a guy who sits at a computer pretending to be an alt right white supremacist Nazi Trump supporter bigot all day could possibly run?

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

In Minecraft, of course

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Yes.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'll prove I'm not. Meet me on the corner of fifth and Martin Luther. Bring your car.

 

[NoReturn]

Man, the Feds don't even want me. I'm not special enough to join the super-secret cool kids club and visit the secret bases in Antarctica to meet the aliens.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Yes, but I was a Kiwi Farmer before I developed my glow. I'm just a tadpole that wouldn't hurt anyone in a pond full of bullfrogs.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I tried applying to be one then realized I am too fat and retarded.

 

[phoenixrrt762]

I work FOR the feds, but I’m just a nobody

 

[Korpon]

No I'm a spy working for the Rothschilds. Now can you please stop googling the USS Liberty incident goyim?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Everybody tells me I am

 

[deep crawler]

I won't say. You'll have to draw your own conclusions.

 

[Ledgitouchie]

I'm not going to lie to you

 

[Kosher Dill]

There are only two kinds of people here, the feeders and the fed.

 

[Vecr]

No, I happen to work for the state government, how about you?

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Not at all fellow citizen posting on New Zealand Kiwi Farming Forum, why do you ask? By the way do you want to commit a felony haha

 

[Stoneheart]

im the chancellor of austria, does that count as fed?

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

We can use this to our advantage. Knowing that feds patrol here we can radicalize them with extremist posts.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Are YOU a fed?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

of course not