Are White Pants & Jeans Evil

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seriously, hear me out! They attract stains no matter what you do! No matter where you sit! No matter how clean you are! White pants ALWAYS attract stains!


Stains White Pants & Jeans Attract
Dirt
Dust
Body Grease
Semen
Blood
Exudate

It's almost as if Jesus and the Devil created a pact that would force us to buy white jeans and complain about them later!

 

[Uncle Sid]

Only after labor day.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

For me it doesn't matter what color, I always spill bleach on my pants and they turn brown.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I have only known two people who wore white pants. They were both teachers and they both wore white pants every day. The first one got a visit from Aunt Flow unexpectantly and out of embarrassment we got a sub for a week. The second married a man who decided it was a good idea to drive a loaded dump truck twice the weight limit over a bridge built in the 1800's killing himself, his helper, and a old man who expected the bridge to be there when it wasn't. That's not even to mention the historical bridge that died in the incident as well.

 

[beautiful person]

White pants are the devil when you're a 12-year-old girl new to menstruation.

 

[scallion]

They're effay provided you're not plagued with incontinence

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

White pants are supremacy

 

[Cool Username]

When I was at school there was a running joke among girls that said "If you want your period to start at a certain time, wear white pants that day"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Unless you're Andrew W.K., yes.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Only after labor day.

That was the immediate response in my head after I read the question.

White pants are for rich people who never have to touch dirt or even get anywhere near it and they act as subtle cue to others that they don't have to.