Are weather men journos?

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I jumped the gun on the whole day of the rope thing and kidnapped a reporter. Turns out he's a meteorologist. Can I excecute him cause he's journo-scum?

I need a calm reasonable response. I think my neighbors saw me drag his body inside, and once it rained on my birthday when it was supposed to be sunny so I'm a little biased.
 
Weathermen will become journalists when you can't trust them to give you a general idea of the weather in the next couple days.
 
Is it this dude?

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As I think he'd probably welcome it.
 
They're honorable enough, they at least ATTEMPT to tell the truth.
It's not completely their fault that predicting the weather is hard as fuck to do.
 
Yes. They lie as much as regular jurnos. Motherfuckers put the little rain icon next to a 40% chance and then it don't rain CAUSE IT WAS NEVER GOING TO RAIN YOU LYING SCUM. IT DON'T RAIN UNLESS IT'S AT LEAST 60% YOU DUMB SHIT STOP FUCKING PRETENDING
 
I don't think I've ever(yet) heard a journalist talk about how snow is a hallmark of white privilege or the link between thunderstorms and the alt-right.

Tell him if he predicts a sunny day when its actually supposed to rain during a BLM protest, you'll let him go.
 
No, whoever tells the weatherman what the weather is, that the weatherman can recite it verbatim in front of a green screen, is the real journalist. You could find a prostitute and pay her to google the weather in your city, and read it aloud to you to achieve the same effect as a weatherman.
 
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