Are We The Witches?

[Max Caulfield]

Despite his claims, @We Are The Witches doesn't seem to be The Witches or really any group of people. He's actually a sad, lonely, pathetic (in a cute way) sodomous retard and it got me thinking, like, it makes more sense that we're the witches and he's more like not the witches. Right?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Does he weigh as much as a duck?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

If he insists he is, in fact, the witches then that's good enough for me. I haven't seen a disingenuous statement from him yet.
Never even a touch of irony.

 

[W'rkncacnter]

The Witches™? Popular children's movie from 1990 based on hit novel by Roald Dahl?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I am good with pretty much anything that is not the same group as him. He's an opposite role model and I don't want to be like that.

 

[We Are The Witches]

You don't know my life!

 

[Jason Wynn]

Paging @Nancy

Did @We Are The Witches try to invoke the power of Manon with you?

 

[dick brain]

We Wuz Witchez n Shit

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

fuck i though he was a she

 

[Pagan Min]

Maybe the real witches are the friends we made along the way...

 

[Pomniman]

fuck i though he was a she

Can't remember what thread it was but I'm pretty sure he posted an image of his legs in stereotypical tranny "programming" socks once. It seemed so retarded and on the nose that I wasn't sure if it was a bit or not at the time, but really it wouldn't be too surprising if it was an actual Am Hole haver.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I want to believe @We Are The Witches isn't a tranny chaser, or a tranny. I'd like to think he's just an unfunny autistic dude who likes shitposting. In fact I choose to believe that! Just like I choose to believe in my original impressions of other users despite knowing they're not true. @Cheesy Beavy will forever be a fat chill Canadian dude to me, I refuse to accept the posts that refute this.

 

[Moths]

I can confirm the we are not, in fact, The Witches et. al.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@Cheesy Beavy will forever be a fat chill Canadian dude to me,

So I'm now a Canadian too? I've been accused of being brit multiple times, @Glowie thinks I'm American apparently, and now you think I belong to the maple leaf country? FYI I actually live on the moon.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I'm a werewolf paladin. My ancestors were sworn to kill all witches. I just ask them not to kill innocent people or animals, then we usually smoke blunts and watch YouTube. Witches aren't all bad.

 

[Glowie]

So I'm now a Canadian too? I've been accused of being brit multiple times, @Glowie thinks I'm American apparently, and now you think I belong to the maple leaf country? FYI I actually live on the moon.

You are patriotic according Stable Diffusion, AI doesn't lie.
I trust judgement of AI, ergo you are American who loves guns

Query generate pictures of patriotic beaver with big dakka. Flintlock rifle made you look like a babby

Dakka was needed.

Orbiting asteroids msde out of sticks do not have flags, sorry about that

 

[The Lawgiver]

Ai has made accusations, some people I used to know made comparisons. I'll refuse to explain further.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Can't remember what thread it was but I'm pretty sure he posted an image of his legs in stereotypical tranny "programming" socks once. It seemed so retarded and on the nose that I wasn't sure if it was a bit or not at the time, but really it wouldn't be too surprising if it was an actual Am Hole haver.

Yes, you're referring to this thread, so that people know what the hell you're talking about:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/beyond-your-field-of-vision-the-void.205634/

And the absolute retardation of some users.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

We are the world
@We Are The Witches
we are the ones that crave tranny sex
so lets keep thirsting
theres a choice were making
to cruise for femboy cock
its true, hes fucking gay
and loves trannies

 

[PositiveMonk]

So I'm now a Canadian too?

Your name is @Cheesy Beavy. You're very clearly an overweight Canadian man covered in cheeto dust. I'm not sure how this isn't obvious to everyone else. I guess the moon could work, it is made out of cheese.