Are UFO's Big Rig's?

[JethroTullamore]

And is Area 51 a truck stop!?
And does @Pooner have a hairy bush?

 

[Pooner]

@wry wrangler what have you done…. what have you unleashed….

 

[eatler]

Do aliens collect models of said ufos. Do they call truckers like alien trucker companies (like calling someone Mack). DO THEY HAVE MUSIC?! I LOVE TRUCKER MUSIC!

 

[SNU]

It would explain why truckers speak in a weird alien language.

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Can they go in reverse at mach 10 speeds

 

[Dysnomia]

I would be really funny is UFOs were just the redneck trucker variety of aliens and are nowhere near as intelligent and advanced as we think.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I would be really funny is UFOs were just the redneck trucker variety of aliens and are nowhere near as intelligent and advanced as we think.

UFOs are big rigs and Area 51 is just an elaborate truck stop, the alien truckers only stop here because we have cheap fuel, meth, and good BBQ.