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I wonder whatever happen to Rain Flourence. Early lolcow who ate only fruit and her placenta (supposedly), used breastfeeding to prance around naked, fled the US for Ecuador with her husband and feral oldest child, only for the husband to abandon her so she got knocked up by some Ecuadorian guy. She was always kind of sporadic about posting and ran into YouTube troubles for constantly showing off her tits, but she was getting back into it during Covid and suddenly fell off the face of the earth in 2021.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
I wonder whatever happen to Rain Flourence. Early lolcow who ate only fruit and her placenta (supposedly), used breastfeeding to prance around naked, fled the US for Ecuador with her husband and feral oldest child, only for the husband to abandon her so she got knocked up by some Ecuadorian guy. She was always kind of sporadic about posting and ran into YouTube troubles for constantly showing off her tits, but she was getting back into it during Covid and suddenly fell off the face of the earth in 2021.
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Yeah I remember her! She was actually pretty funny for a lolcow, in a 'dizzy hippy chick' kind of way. She did totally fall off the internet and everyone's radar, or mine anyway. I'll see if I can find any news.

ETA: Found this link claiming she had been arrested in 2025, but it won't load for me.

Something else about her making a video showing an enema in graphic detail that got picked up by H3H3 and got her arrested for it once it blew up. This is from an AI slop page and is not reliable.

The famous YouTuber was arrested for posting a video of the enema process on her YouTube channel, which caught the attention of the writers of the YouTube channel H3H3 Production, who made a reaction film about her.
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The Un-Clit said:
Yeah I remember her! She was actually pretty funny for a lolcow, in a 'dizzy hippy chick' kind of way. She did totally fall off the internet and everyone's radar, or mine anyway. I'll see if I can find any news.

ETA: Found this link claiming she had been arrested in 2025, but it won't load for me.

Something else about her making a video showing an enema in graphic detail that got picked up by H3H3 and got her arrested for it once it blew up. This is from an AI slop page and is not reliable.
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Yes, H3H3 did talk about her back in the day. She wasn't arrested, but I think it was the thing that caught CPS eye, because she was also forcing her oldest, who was like 5 at the time and couldn't talk, to still breastfeed and would squirt boobie juice in his eye to cure his pinkeye. She was also heavy on the piss drinking during that time.

I can't get the link to load either. She disappeared before that, but maybe? Honestly more than her, I seriously wonder if her oldest is still wandering the Ecuadorian jungle as a semi-feral blonde-blue-eyed American without a home (one of her last videos showed him and he could talk now, but he was also dirty and I'm sure he's had zero education) and what became of the new baby.
 
Yeah, Rain was a cow I followed back in the day. She was the crunchiest of the schitzocrunchies. I’d like to know what happened to her too.
 
Her last online activity was in 2022 (a FB repost, and some Patreon nudie posts). She's mentioned in context with some other women who do porn and also chestfeeding material, one of whom was arrested for including her toddler in the porn vids. Rain Florence's facebook commenters are all dudes looking to get in touch, surely because they are super interested in fruititarianism.


I just said that to make ya mad.
 
Ecuador has some of the highest homicide rates in Latin America right now.
I'm not saying something unfortunate happened to Rain, but I do wonder...
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
seriously wonder if her oldest is still wandering the Ecuadorian jungle as a semi-feral blonde-blue-eyed American without a home (one of her last videos showed him and he could talk now, but he was also dirty and I'm sure he's had zero education)
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This read like a comic book character backstory. Poor guy, he never had a chance
 
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