are these jokes any good

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

I made up these jokes while in the shower tell me what u think in the comments:

I took a bunch of sleeping pills to try and kill myself
woke up the next day
turns out your not suppose to use melatonin...

So I tried it again, took a bunch of sleeping pills
thought I went to hell
then I woke up the next day in the hospital.
Never trying that again, what a nightmare!

The hospital is the worst place on earth
it's where people are born and where people die
makes me want to kill myself even more while I was there
that's actually why when I was born I wrapped the umbilical cord around my neck

 

[Brubby Two]

You cry too much